Just to say some stuff, I do know where this is going, even if I am being slightly long-winded with it. I hope you like it even if it is a bit rubbish so far, I promise on Alex Kingston's rampant rabbits it gets better.

I don't own anything. Obviously. Except this laptop.

The Doctor wasn't quite sure how he'd gone from comforting the sobbing River to kissing the River who had him pinned against the wall, but he didn't mind. Until Rory walked in. River, of course, was completely unabashed.

'You alright Rory?' she smiled at her father, not paying any attention to the fact that his face had gone bright purple. The Doctor hid his face in his hands, not daring to look at Rory, who was now spluttering and appeared to be finding it difficult to breathe.

'Need a glass of water?' River filled a glass from the tap and handed it to her father who took it, his hands shaking so much that the water spilled over onto the floor.

'Need to talk to you' Rory pointed at the Doctor brusquely and left the room. The Doctor groaned and followed him out into the dining room, glaring at River. He heard her laughing hard and relaxed slightly. It was a beautiful noise. His River. Her lovely laugh. And lovely lips. He could spend all day thinking about those lips. Lovely, soft lips. That were very good at distracting him. He wanted to get back to them. Lovely lips. He shook his head, trying to clear his thoughts before he accidentally blurted these thoughts out to Rory. Who had a sword and was not afraid to use it. Especially on people who'd been kissing his daughter.

'What the hell were you doing?' Rory burst out, clenching his fists.

'It wasn't my fault! Who had who pinned against the wall? She's vicious!' the Doctor flung up his hands defensively.

'Don't blame my little girl for this, Doctor! You've corrupted her!' Rory's hand was resting very firmly on his sword now and the Doctor instinctively backed away.

'Corrupted her? River? River? She'd take some corrupting! I'm defenceless!' Rory glowered at him.

'I don't want to know details Doctor! Just stay away from her, okay?' Rory stalked out of the room and thundered back into the hall and out of the house. The Doctor sighed and slumped back against the wall, closing his eyes. Before he knew what was happening, lips were pressed fiercely against his and he opened his eyes with a jolt and he jumped quickly back, banging his head against the wall.

'Amy, what are you doing?' his eyes were wide in surprise as the red-head tried to press herself against him and he held her shoulders, pushing her away.

'What do you think I'm doing? I'm trying to have a little fun!' she trailed her hand up his chest and he slapped it away.

'Amy, I do not want a repeat of this situation! You're married and I… don't want to kiss you!' he turned around and backed away. Amy pouted.

'Why not? I'm perfectly attractive, aren't I?' she hitched her already short skirt up higher and he looked away.

'Amy! Why are you trying to kiss me?' he flung his hands about exasperatedly.

'I don't just want to kiss you' Amy purred 'Rory's gone out, you know and I'm feeling a little lonely' she fluttered her eyelashes at him and hooked a finger round one of his braces.

'Amelia Pond! Stop it!' he unhooked her finger and shook his own at her.

'Oh, I love it when you say my full name' she started moving towards him again and flung herself at him, crushing her lips against his.

'Oops. So sorry to interrupt' he turned his head so quickly he hurt his neck to see River standing at the doorway, barely containing a laugh. He stuttered and went bright red at which River did laugh. She gave him a coy wave and went to leave the room.

'River!' Amy burst out 'Can we talk?' she looked a lot more worried now and a lot less confident. Her daughter nodded, the only one out of the three who looked at ease.

'But of course, mother dear' she smirked at the Doctor as Amy left the room and followed her out.

'Okay… what just happened?' the Doctor asked himself, completely confused.