"All right, Deadpool, can you read me?" I spoke into the comm. "Loud and clear Xellan. Are the targets in position?" He spoke back. "Yes. Larxene already made sure that the targets were in the position to fight to the death." I answered back. "All right then. Are you ready for delivery?" He asked back. "Yes. I have been waiting to do this for so long." I said to him. Deadpool and I then used our jet's powerful engines to escape after we dropped the payload: Two nuclear bombs, twenty kilotons total, onto the city of gay vampires. "Thank you dude, but I need to go home to the Mrs., do you get me?" I asked him. "Not a problem. Go ahead." He answered back. I signaled to him, then flew away, flying into a giant portal in the sky.
I ended up in an alley in The World That Never Was, crashing the jet. Luckly, I got out before the plane exploded. I teleported back into the Grey Room, where I saw Axel and Roxas fighting over something. I walked over to them, and said, "What's the sitches, bitches?" "They both gave me a glare, then Axel said, "Roxas here was pressuring me on something that I won't tell him about." "Ah. Well, I'll let you two go back to your little quorrell." I said, then proceeded to walk towards my room. Just as I was about to enter it, I heard, "WAIT! XELLAN!" coming from behind me. I turned around to find Roxas running towards me. "Xellan," Roxas huffed out as soon as he caught me, "Axel told me, to ask my question to you." "F***. All right, what is your question?" I asked him. "What is the 'Birds and the Bees' talk?" He asked me. I groaned, muttered, "God dammit Axel..." then said to Roxas, "Step inside, you are going to want to sit down for this." and welcomed him into my room.
After an hour passed by, Roxas ran out of my room, clutching his head, and screaming like a madman. "If Xion asks, don't tell her sh*t!" I yelled to him as he was running. About a half hour later, I heard a knock on my door. "Who is it?" I asked. "It's Xion. I.. I need to ask you something." I heard back. I walked over to my door, opened it, and Xion rushed into my room. "All right, what the f***?" I asked her. "Well... I told Roxas earlier about how my, um, parts are bleeding, and I was really scared, and he told me that I was just becoming a woman. I asked him what he meant, and he just told me to come to you." Xion explained. In my mind, I was going, "?.GOTOVEXEN?ICAN'..I'LLCALLLARXENE" In the real world, I told her "Let me make a phone call." I then instructed her to sit down on my bed, then I went to the little hidden cubicle in my room, naturally soundproofed, and proceeded to call Larxene.
"Hey, fiesty kitten, I need a favor from you." I told her once I got through to her. "If it's what I think it is, then you can forget it. We just got into this relationship, I am not going to-" She started off. "Woah, not what I was talking about." I started off. "Look, Xion has 'Started' and I don't know enough to tell her everything. Can I drop her off to you for that talk?" "Oh god, are you serious?" She asked me. "No, you are on Punk'd. OF COURSE I'M SERIOUS!" I said, like the smart ass I am. "All right, fine, let me just get out of the tub." She said back. "Wait, you are in the tub?" I asked, picturing dirty thoughts into my head. "Get those thoughts you must be thinking out of your head RIGHT NOW!" She said back. "All right, I will. I'll take her down now, OK?" I asked her. "It's fine." She said back. "See you in a bit, sexy." I said to her. "I'll see you too. And I KNOW I'm sexy." She said back. I came out of the cubicle, walked over to Xion, told her that she would have to ask Larxene, because I couldn't help her, then we walked out of my room, me locking the door on the way. As soon as we got to Larxene's door, Larxene stuck her head out and said, "Xion, come on, I'm in a towel and these perverts in this castle would flip out if they saw me in it." looking at me while she said it. "Hey, I'm your boyfriend, I think I'm allowed to look." I told her. "Whatever, Xion, get your scrawny little ass in here NOW!" She yelled. Xion was then scared enough to go in and follow her every direction. " Hey don't forget, kickoff's in a half hour." I reminded her. "I know, let me get my jersey on first." She said. "See you in the Grey Room." I said. "See you." She said back. She then proceeded to give me a light peck on the lips. "And don't forget: You owe me for this." "All right." I said back. She then closed her door, and I went back to my room to get ready for the Organization's Super Bowl party.
"You're wearing a Brown's jersey?" Xigbar said when I showed up. "Do you still want free cable?" I asked. "Yes..." He said, shutting up at that. I looked around to see what everybody was wearing. Xemnas and Saix were wearing Giant's jerseys. Xaldin was wearing a Seahawks. Xigbar was wearing Redskins. Vexen wore no jersey.(saying "Football is just a disaster waiting to happen.") Lexaeus and Zexion were sporting a Steeler's outfit. Axel, Roxas and Xion were wearing Steeler's shirts as well. Luxord was wearing a Packers one, and was also extremely drunk. Demyx was wearing a Redskins as well. Marluxia was making food, and wearing a Pink Redskins jersey. I was looking for Larxene, when she covered up my eyes and said, "Guess who..." "It is either my sexy sadist girlfriend, or merciless death." I removed her hands, turned around and said, "Oh, it's both." She responded to this by punching me in the stomach. "So, where's your jersey?" I asked her. She then took off her coat, to reveal a wide reciever #15 Greg Little jersey. "Holy crap. I have a #12, and you have a #15." I stated. "Holy crap. Well, kickoff's about to start, so let's go!" She said to all of us, as we got on the couch to watch the game.