A/N: It's late, so I'll probably be writing this one chapter through-out several days.... (heh, I'm to lazy to only take two days...) So don't get mad if some parts seem suddenly incoherent, though I'll try my best to keep it flowing smoothly, ok? Good.
Disclaimer: Lawyers- "Say it."
Yuni- "No."
Lawyers- "Say it!!!!!"
Yuni- "And what if I don't?"
Lawyers- "Then we will bind you, gag you, and shove you in the elevator."
Yuni-"and what does that have to do with InuYasha?"
Lawyers- "Fine, we'll just have to sue you...."
Yuni- "all I have to give is my homework..."
Lawyers- "then we'll sue you for your InuYasha DVD's"
Yuni- "What? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't own InuYasha and co.......... BUT I DID JUST GET THE INUYASHA PS2 GAME AND IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Lawyers- "We gotta get a better job..."
Chapter four: Naraku's secret, Kanna's theft, and why Kagura hates Sundays
Kagura landed gently on the deck of Naraku's hidden fortress, Shrinking her feather back to size and putting it in her hair. Little did she realize, along with her feather, the camera that had landed on the back of the feather shrunk. And from the feather, in her hair, it had a perfect view of all that was about to happen. Kagura sighed.
"Sunday. Great. I hate Sundays." She scratched the back of her ankle with the toe of her other foot and she considered what to do. 'There's got to be some way to get out of this, there just has to be!' She thought, but she couldn't think of anything. She sighed a longing sigh for what seemed like the millionth time that day. "Oh well. No use procrastinating. He'll just make me do something even worse." She shuddered and entered the castle door. You could hear the hollow clack of her sandals against the wooden floors of the hall. Turning to enter the third door to her right, Kagura took a deep breath.
Indeed, Kagura had waited long enough that Naraku had had a chance to make the room more horribly torturous than ever before. He had not only done the usual, freakish, stuff, but today, the windows were garbed with a frilly, pink, satin, curtain, and he had had time to lay out his pink lace table cloth. He even brought out his best pink flowered china tea cups. 'He just loves his Sunday tea parties, doesn't he?' Kagura thought to herself as Naraku entered the room through the adjoining door to the kitchen. He was wearing a light Pink Kimono with hot pink sakura's (cherry blossoms) on it. He had his hair done in an elaborate bun, and his obi was a soft lavender color with deep purple lilies on it. He was wearing glasses with a brown wire frame of sorts.
"Naraku," Kagura said examining his unusual attire. "Where the hell did you get those ridiculous things on your eyes?" Kagura asked.
"Oh these?" He said in a rather good false British accent while pointing to the glasses, "Kanna stole them from an evil authoress demon."
Some where in a random evil authoresses house....
"Where the fuck are my freaking glasses damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Back with Naraku and Kagura....
A faint echo of the words called out so far away could be heard as Kagura sat down on a little doll size wicker chair, a doll in one of the chairs on each side of her, and Naraku in his unusually feminine state across from her. "Tea?" Naraku asked as he poured some for her without waiting for a response.
"Remind me again why it is exactly that Kanna doesn't have to join your little party but I do?" Kagura asked in an obviously falsetto tone of voice. Naraku did not detect the tone though, lucky for Kagura. "I would make her if I could, but it is simply impossible to get her away from that bloody black box!" Naraku responded still maintaining the British accent.
"I have to use the facilities....." Kagura lied as she stepped out into the hall. As she walked to Kanna's room, she could hear strange noises coming from the room. She opened the door without knocking.
"Kanna, where the hell did you get the big black box and that...." Kagura leaned forward to read the lable on the smaller black box that was at Kanna's feet. "Playstation2? "
"I stole them from an evil authoress..." She replied in her monotone voice.
Mean while, at my house.......
"WHERE IS MY PLAYSTATION!!!! AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY FINAL FANTASY X AND X-2?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHOEVER DID THIS WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Back in Kanna's room....
"Well get off, I'm not enduring Naraku's tea party alone! You have to be tortured with me!" Kagura snapped.
"No..." Said Kanna, still maintaining her calm voice.
"I SAID GO TO THE PARTY DAMNIT!!!!!" Screamed Kagura.
"AND I SAID NO YOU GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screeched Kanna, her mouth opening wide as she yelled, causing her head to seem much larger than her body, and allowing a view of many triangular pointy teeth of doom that were set in her jaw. Kagura stumbled backwards from the force of the scream.
"Fine, be that way." Kagura huffed as she left the room.
"Fine, I will!" yelled Kanna after her.
When Kagura got back to the tea party room, Naraku had all three-thousand-one-hundred and fifty-eight normal Barbies, as well as 10th anniversary Barbie, life-size Barbie, and pregnant Barbie littering the floor of the room. "Kagura, you're back." he said, still using the now slightly annoying accent. "Excellent, now we can play Barbies together. I'll be Barbie, and you can be everyone else." Naraku stated.
"Oh no!" Kagura said. "You remember our deal, I come to you're tea parties, and you give me a half hour of freedom each week. That was the bargain, and I'm using that half hour now!" Kagura ran out the door and had her feather grow, making it fwoosh to the big size. Just as she was passing over the part of the wood where the Inu-gang was walking.....
Somehow, the camera fell at just the right angle, that it hit Sango's rear end. In one graceful sweeping motion Sango took her hand from her side and firmly grasped one of the bands on the Hiraikotsu lifted it up spun around will her weapon perpendicular to her chest and parallel to her arm, swiftly hitting the monk standing behind her, all the while screaming "LECH!!!!!!!!!!" and doing so in less than two seconds flat. InuYasha stared at the monk lying unconcious on the ground. Shippo and Kagome sweat-dropped.
"Sango..." Kagome said. "My camera fell out of the sky and hit you, it wasn't Miroku..." A sweat drop appeared on Sango's forehead. "OHMYGOD!!!!" Kagome screamed, registering the fact that the camera they had been looking for had just fallen out of the sky and landed on..... erm..... one of them. InuYasha walked over and looked at the camera.
"Few, now she wont kill me..." InuYasha muttered under his breath.
Kagome had heard though, and turned to look at him. "What the hell is that supposed to mean! I wouldn't kill you! SIT!!!!!!!!" The now non existent rosary had no effect. This is why InuYasha was really afraid. Kagome didn't have her backpack with her. She went behind InuYasha and grabbed him by his hair. "I said, SIT !!!" Kagome slammed his head into the ground, shoving it so far downward that InuYasha would never have to miss his long time friend, dirt. "That's what I meant..." InuYasha grumbled as she let go and he got up. "Ooops, heh heh, sorry InuYasha..." Kagome said with multiple sweat-drops forming on her head.
Miroku started to wake up from his state of unconsciousness. After Sango had apologized and explained what had happened, he sat watching InuYasha and Kagome fight for a while. Finally, getting bored, he interrupted. "If you two don't mind, perhaps you could stop your little lovers spat and we can watch what the camera filmed this time?" InuYasha and Kagome blushed fiercely at his remark, and they followed Miroku and Sango back to watch what had been filmed.
A/N: So, what do you think? This chapter ended up a bit longer than I expected, but I'm glad it did. I don't have many ending comments for this one, so just R&R or else.....
-YuniX-2