Last time on Total Drama Indianapolis Racing!
-Flashbacks begin-
The teams all did our modified version of bump day, with modified Indy cars. Needless to say, some of the professional driers didn't respect the changes. Noah and Courtney wrecked each other, but in the end, it was LeShawna who got turned into the wall hard, and had her car in flames, by her old enemy Heather. Still, Courtney and Noah displayed an interesting fight.
-End Flashbacks-
Today, we are going to do the actual race! Just yesterday, the Indy 500 was won again by Dan Wheldon, in the MOST EXTREME FINISH SINCE 1992!, but this is going to be the Chris McLean Indy 500! Who will Win, Who will get eliminated, What crashes will we have, and will we have any more fights? It's a Memorial Day special of TOTAL
DRAMA
INDIANAPOLIS
RACING!
-Theme song begins here-Papa Roach, Alive when vulnerable-
GO! *Is shouted, showing the Indianapolis motor speedway from the sky*
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON! *A clip of Vetior Meira's 2009 Indy 500 Crash is shown*
For crying out loud, running form a come down! *Shows Rafael Matos' crash in the 2010 Indy 500*
God forbid! I know I've been a let down! *An Indy car slides down the pit lane without it's right front tire*
Reaching for the sky, laying in the gutter! *Kyle Busch causes a big wreck in the 2010 Allstate 400 NASCAR race at the event's start.*
Kicking and screaming, now we're singing bloody murder! *Shows Swede Savage's Fatal '73 Indy crash*
(now we're singing bloody murder, oh now we're singing bloody murder!)
Well I'm alive! *Courtney's Indy car is shown getting airborne*
When I'm Vulnerable!
I'm outta control! *Shows Blainely's airborne crash in turn 3 in the Indy event's qualifying*
I'm loosing my soul!
Well I'm alive! *LeShawnna's Indy car has a fiery crash into the outside wall in turn 3*
When I'm Vulnerable!
I'm outta control! *On Board with Duncan as Courtney's car flies over his own*
I'm loosing my soul!
I can't be your angel *Brief Flashback of Duncan and Courtney's kissing in TDA, Then him punching her in TDIR*
when I'm living like a devil!
Can't be your lover *Shows Gwen Kissing up to Duncan as Courtney is seen devising revengeful plots*
when I'm living like a rebel
Don't want your pity and I don't want your help! *Bridgette and Geoff battle in Indy cars down the front stretch*
Don't try to save me! Go take care of yourself! *Shows Owen trying to get back together with Izzy.*
(Yeah, Go take care of yourself! You've got to take care of yourself!)
Well I'm alive! *Tyler's F1 car blows over and flips violently on the Indy road course*
When I'm Vulnerable!
I'm outta control! *Shows Lindsey looking around dumbfounded*
I'm loosing my soul!
Well I'm alive! *Sierra pulls Cody into a deep, passionate kiss*
When I'm Vulnerable!
I'm outta control! *Izzy kicks Chef in the groin*
I'm loosing my soul!
Seek out the pain I! *Ezekiel whips off his sunglasses, showing his eyes, which are now albino red from the events in TDWT*
Seek out the sorrow! *Blainely Has a breakdown as she walks away form the crowd*
Seek out today I! *Duncan looks at the sky in anticipation*
Seek out tomorrow! *DJ releases a mouse*
I'm addicted to the misery in my head! *Beth stairs at an image of Brady*
I'd better stop before I end up dead! *Courtney rear ends her stock car into the pit road tire barrier*
So I'll climb *Shows a view of the Frontstretch at Indianapolis during 2010 Indy 500 festivities*
TO the top. *Shows the Flag stand*
Just to fall *shows the grandstands*
To the bottom *The Indy 500 Trophy is shown hoisted up by Mario Andretti*
And I'll climb *Jimmie Johnson and his crew kisses the bricks after his 2008 Allstate 400 win*
TO the top. *Kurt Busch gets wrecked by Jimmy Spencer in the 2003 event*
Just to fall *Juan Montoya's and Dale Jr.'s crash in the 2010 Allstate 400 is shown*
To the bottom *Jamie McMurray does burnouts after his 2010 Allstate 400 win*
COME ON! *Ryan Hunter-reay sends Mike Conway flipping into the catch fence in the 2010 Indy 500*
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON! *The big wreck in the 1998 Indy 500*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Salt Wather's flip into the fence at the start of the 1973 Indy 500*
Well I'm alive! *Cody's Indy car runs through a debris field*
When I'm Vulnerable! *Beth hit's the Turn 1 wall at a 45 degree angle*
I'm outta control! *Owen hit's the wall just behind Beth, then his car careens into Beth's*
I'm loosing my soul! *A pair of reclusive eyes with revenge written on them stairs at Heather*
Well I'm alive! *Noah's Indy Car spins between turns 3 and 4*
When I'm Vulnerable! *Harold careens his Indy car into the dirt wall between turns 3 and 4*
I'm outta control!
I'm loosing my soul!
I can't be your angel *Chef waves the green flag*
when I'm living like a devil! *Chris shoots out of his seat as a crash strikes on the race's first lap*
Can't be your lover *Gwen is shown laying on top of a shirtless Duncan, staring at each intimately*
when I'm living like a rebel *Sierra rolls a tire around a corner of the garage area*
Don't want your pity and I don't want your help! *Chris holds up the suitcase with one million dollars in it in front of the entire cast*
Don't try to save me! Go take care of yourself! *An explosion goes off in front of Lindsey's F1 car*
-Theme song ends here-
In the kitchen, Chef is shown making some more of his MEAN morning chowder. Looking around, he takes off the shelf some of DJ's secret ingredient stuff that he used repetitively in Season 2. Sprinkling it in, he says to himself. "Now let's see if those kids will have any food respect."
Chris steps out of his Trailer, stretching and greeting the new day. The smell of rubber is still in the air form the previous day's race, but he's more interested in one thing. Milk. Having a craving due to watching the previous day's Indy 500, he walks back in, grabs the milk jug, then swallows about half of it at once. As he climbs back out, he looks down at his watch. "Yep. About time to wake those kids up…Just because it's an American holiday doesn't mean they can sleep in." He grabs a air horn, and goes over to the girls cabin first, where the remaining 8 females are laying on their beds, some snoring, but most sleeping peacefully. "WAKE UP!" He yells, then blasts his horn into the room. Before any of them can react, he jumps out, shuts the door, and runs to the men's trailer.
"Here he comes." Harold says, motioning Cody and Tyler over.
"Good. Prepare operation Horn stuffer." Cody begins. Tyler whips off his bandana, then stands beside the door. Cody and Harold jump into their beds, making it look like they are already asleep.
Chris throws the door open, and performs the same routine he did at the girl's trailer. Before the jock can put his bandana in the horn, the door opens into his face because he was standing on the wrong side. He gets smashed against the wall, all the men get up and moan, except for Duncan, who leaps out of bed, grabs the horn, and throws it out the window. "Can it McLean!" He shouts, walking back over to his bed to grab some clothes.
"OH no! My ears are going to get ruined at this rate!"
"Just want to let you all know, get to the Mess Hall in about 15 minutes." He smirks, then shuts the door. As he does, the unlucky jock falls to the floor, no longer stuck, but still kinda beat up badly.
-Mess Hall-
"Oh Yeah! We're going to eat some breakfast! And fast!" Chef slaps half of the pan's contents onto Owens plate, and the Inaugural TD winner licks his lips eagerly.
"Oh joy." Gwen remarks snidely as she gets her own portion, then goes back to the table.
"Chef, you seem a bit confident today. What for?"
"Just between you and me DJ, I put some-"
"No. If it's only between us, I can't hear it. Mama said its not nice to keep secrets."
"*sigh* Then it's still my secret."
"Good day racers!" Chris walks in, his arms wide open, as if to greet the world, although he's only greeting 18 contestants.
"HI" "Hello." "Brilliant" "What's the challenge now?" Was the compilation of all his responses.
"Well, Today, You're going to get in those cars, and do a full fledged race! Whoever wins, gets immunity until the temporary team disbandment. However, whoever finishes last, their team will have to vote someone off! I'm sure you're all familiar with the way the race will be ran after watching yesterday's event?"
"Yeah." Cody says, looking down at his sunburned arms and lower legs.
"It was awesome man! Whoever says that Indy car sucks must be a redneck! I loved the whole thing!"
"Could that be because you watched it from the flag stand home school?" Heather prods, talking a bite of her food.
"Yeah. That's the main reason." He nods, finishing all of his meal.
"Well, that's how it will be. 3-wide to start, 6 rows deep. On restarts it will be double file. You all probably know everything else!"
"Will our radios be hooked up again?" Courtney asks, still quite pissed at the previous day.
"Yes. NO. Maybe. You'll find out today. 14 minutes and I want you with your respective cars!"
-14 minutes later, Garage area-
"Hey Chris, Who will be the pit crew?" Geoff asks while he walks up to the MC. "I don't see anyone."
"Our unpaid interns."
"Oooh kay."
"Again! Come on Chris, we're always doing your dirty work!"
"You signed contracts!" He argued with the interns currently off-screen.
"I Can do it myself! E-scope knows just how to get out of the car, and change the tires, and fuel up, all at once!"
"Despite the fact that would be a great challenge idea, no. You guys will just stay in the cars, and get wrecked, except for one of you. I'll see the winner in the winner's circle 104 laps *4 warm-up laps* from now." He smiles, then walks off. "CHEF!" He screams as he walks away. "You know what to say!"
"Maggots! Start d'em engines!"
Davis the intern gets into the pace car, and turns it on. The driers get strapped in, and put their cars into first gear.
"Now for those of you that missed bump day last Monday, here is the starting lineup."
The screen shows the following.
1st Ezekiel 2nd Justin 3rd Cody
4th Izzy 5th Heather 6th Sierra
7th Harold 8th Duncan 9th Geoff
10th Owen 11th Bridgette 12th Tyler
13th Gwen 14th Lindsey 15th Beth
16th DJ 17th Noah 18th Courtney
"Since Ezekiel has the lane of Choice, he's starting up high. That means everyone 4th, 7th,10th, 13th, and 16th will start on the outside. Everyone 3rd,6th,9th,12th,15th,and 18th will start on the inside lane." Chris sets back in the announcers chair, and grabbing his Mecha Mocha coffee, then takes a sip. "We're about to go green! Fans, let the racing and wrecking BEGIN! GREEN FLAG!"
Chef waves the green flag, and they are off. Justin is just a little faster then Ezekiel and Cody going into 1, but Chris Jumps out of his seat as they go into turn one as a crash strikes on the race's first lap. "HOLY! TWO CARS GOT INTO THE OUTSIDE WALL, AND ONE GOT WAY AIRBORNE!" He stops to catch his breath. "I think they were the only two involved, but I can't identify them. Cody will take the field to the Caution, but I'm still trying to identify the drivers. Wait, Justin is one of them, He's climbing out of the car. The other driver is Ezekiel, and he has not made any movements. Red Flag is out." He has another drink of his coffee.
Several emergency teams surround Ezekiel's Car, which is missing the front end, exposing his entire body. He is slumped downward, and barely breathing. They unhook him, and strap him to a stretcher as they take him to the ambulance.
-Justin's POV-
"I Know what happened. The thing just got to tight going into the turn, and I ran into the wall. Something flew over me, I think it was another car, but me finish dead last? Darn! I was hoping for maximum exposure!" HE sighs. "Oh well. Maybe there is a media outlet I can show off to."
-Replays-
In the replay, Justin's 01 goes right into the wall in front of Zeke. He has no where to go, and as the pole sitter hit's the car in front of him, the front wing acts like a geo-band, and launches the car into the air, before slamming it down onto the gourd, the home schooled boy's body exposed.
Another replay shows that the car does not flip, and barely misses the catch fence, but some piece of debris may very well have gone into the grandstands of turn 1.
-Cody's POV-
"See what I mean! I think someone just died on national TV!"
-Izzy's POV-
"That was awesome driving under that airborne car. I even got a piece of it! Look!" She holds up her hand, showing a 1 inch piece of metal sticking out of her right hand.
-Courtney's POV-
"Okay. New Strategy. I'll let everyone wreck ahead of me, and I'll slowly move forward."
-Normal POV-
"Okay, Here are the results for Ezekiel. He suffered a concussion, and had the wind knocked clean out of him. But He should be able bodied enough to compete next week." Chris looks at the paper. "Well, at least we won't have to hear him today in the race."
As the field gets ready to go green, Owen breaks the silence over the radios. "YEAH Baby! We are SO going to have some fun!"
"Not the radio link up again!"
"Yes again."
"Good. This plays perfectly."
"Says the last place girl."
"I started last place, but mind you, with that crash, I am NOT getting voted off!"
And they go green flag again, on lap 4. But again, trouble finds the drivers early. Coming out of 2, Lindsey's 48 spins right into the asphalt. "I didn't hit anything!" She exclaims, then keeps driving, haven taken NO damage in any form. "I just forgot to turn the wheel straight."
"OH boy." Chris face palms.
As they go green again, everyone stays silent, and Courtney begins advancing rapidly though the field. As she goes by Gwen, she holds up one hand, and gives her the middle finger.
However, Noah was already well ahead of Courtney, having gained 5 positions in the first quarter of the first lap, and gained 7 more in the following 5 green flag laps. Duncan had also moved forward well.
"So, at the 20th lap, here is the field run-down. Cody leads, Harold has moved all the way up to second. Heather is 3rd, Izzy is holding steady in fourth. Noah is in 5th, Sierra 6th, Duncan 7th, Tyler 8th, Courtney 9th, Gwen 10th, Beth 11th, Bridgette and Geoff are battling side by side down the front stretch, 12th and 13th respectively, Owen 14th, DJ 15th, Lindsey is one lap down in 16th, and Ezekiel has DNFed in 17th, with Justin dead last 18th. He'd best start figuring out who to vote off."
-Lap 23-during commercial break-
"HOLY - A MONSTER CRASH!" The commercial break ends right after that, and picks up on him a bit calmer. "A terrifying crash has just occurred in between Turns 3 and 4, we do not yet know the driver involved. He spun coming out of turn 3, and slammed the inside barrier with the car, disintegrating it beyond identification, as the debris litters all of that short-chute, and Turn 4." Chris gets up and begins pacing, worried about a lawsuit If the driver died.
"We have identified the driver, it is The 3. Harold's Car."
Again, the medical team attends, but Harold is active and okay.
-Harold's POV-
"Yeah. I knew I could survive. The sweat bled through the gloves and got onto the wheel, and I lost control, spun into the infield, and herd a loud bang. My body was a bit sore, but I was flung all over the place, inside, outside, upside-down. I landed on my side. I think it was. There was just the seat, and a bit of the front end of the car. Everything else was busted up. But I'm cool man. I enjoyed it."
-Heather's POV-
"Wow. Good thing geeky spun out up there, and not when I was going to make a move on him."
-Sierra's POV-
"Wow. That was just…wow."
-Normal POV-
On the race's restart on lap 29, Cody loses the lead to Heather as she makes a clean pass on the high lane coming out of the second turn. "So long losers! I'm staying on until disbandment." She says over the radio.
"Will you just shut it up?"
"I don't think so!" The brunette sing-song says, going into the 3rd turn. Just as she does, the caution comes out for debris form Harold's car, and Heather unluckily runs over a piece, cutting her right rear tire
"Rats. I'm going to have to pit." She says, pulling onto the pit lane early. Still, everyone else hadn't made a stop yet, so after the pit stops cycled through, she was leader again.
"Well, SO far, Heather is leading after the days first official lead change! We have 3 DNF's, and Team Modeling is going to HAVE to vote someone off today. Come back after this upcoming commercial break to see the rest of TOTAL
DRAMA
INDIANAPOLIS
RACING!