Pauletena entered Pit's home, walking into his living room, "Hey, Pit, wanna go make fun of Roy- What the heck are you doing?" She asked.
Pit didn't even bother to look away from the computer, his eyes glued onto the screen, "Internet!" Replied Pit, "They love me!"
"Yes, though some of them love you a little... Too much." Chuckled Pauletena.
"What do you mean?" Questioned the Winged Hero curiously.
"Does the word 'yaoi' mean anything to you?" Pauletena answered with a smirk.
"... Nope, but it sounds cool!" Pit replied. Pauletena's response was a hearty laugh. "What's so funny?"
After her laughter died down, Pauletena sent Pit to the mysterious cesspool of a site, known as fanfiction. Net, going to the Smash Bros. Section, setting it to exclusively Pit and his friend/ally, Link. "Just... Read."
Pit did so, and, being the brave warrior he is, only vomitted five times.
Dear Fan Fiction,
Screw you all.
Signed, the totally heterosexual Pit!
PS, do any of you creepy teenaged girls know how sex works?! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT BIG!
How do you guys like the style of this chapter? As with my last Dear Fan Fiction story, I sometimes experiment with the format. Also, I'm looking for a beta reader for my Hunger Games/Battle Royale crossover. Anybody care to help with that?