Naruto: Chicken
Butter"Wow! Look at that
Starbucks café! And that one! And...that one, and that one...and OH
MY GOD! IT'S AN INVASION!" Choji went on, "THE ALIENS HAVE
COME FOR MEEEE!!!"
"Actually, we're here for Harry, have
you seen him?" the Aliens confronted Choji.
Ino pointed
to the man on the ground, dead from blood loss and lung failure,
oddly.
"There you go, he doesn't seem very...alive,
though."
"Shit, he's dead, we wanted to experiment on
him and his missing daughter; go find her."
The aliens
randomly disintergrated into Coca Cola and blew away.
A bomb
hit Choji, and all three of the Squad fainted.
Ino woke up in a
jail cell with Shikamaru on the opposite side.
"Shika honey,
did something happen to you? After we got seperated in that long
hallway?" Ino said, sighing sitting on a chair that appeared out
of nowhere.
"What..hallway?"
"Are you confusing
me with someone else?"
"Erm, no, Ino?"
Ino
laughed, "You were always so forgetful, remember that time in
the hotel?"
"WHAT TIME?! YOU DRUGGED ME?!"
"You
said you took everything, but you forgot that video tape we made, I
wonder if its still there..."
"OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
DID YOU DO TO ME!"
"I'm not your Mary."
"WHO THE FUCK IS
MARY!" Shikamaru screamed at her through the bars.
"You're
drunk Ino, seriously."
"Do you wanna touch me Shika?
Touch me Shika, touch me, see, I'm real?"
"I think I
just got mentally raped..." Shikamaru started to cry, "I'm
coming for you!"
Choji woke up in an apartment toilet, he
stared at the toilet.
"DINNER TIME!!!" he shouted as he
skooped his mouth into the bowl of the toilet.
Shikamaru was
running past the room and stopped at the site of Choji eating out of
the toilet.
"Hi...Choji..."
"Oh,
erm, this isn't what it looks like..."
"Oh I don't care,
just come with me; we have to find Ino!!!"
They both set off around
the world in 80 days and finally found Ino, they found her lying on
the bed, dead.
Her mouth was full of silk, and there was a pillow
in her arms.
"She looks so peaceful, shes smiling."
Choji said while he ate a pizza that randomly appeared in his
arms.
"She's fucking dead, Choji...."
Suddenly
out of the blue, Ino grew longer hair, became 17, and was now named
Heather.
She gave birth to God, God was aten by Claudia, Claudia
laughed, Claudia died, God died, Ino was now a monster named Pyramid
Head.
"Guys!!! Guys!!!"
Pyramid Head was running after Shikamaru and Choji.
"OH MY
GOD! IT'S GOING TO RAPE ME!!" Shikamaru screamed, so Shikamaru
and Choji both ran for shelter in an abandoned blood painted school
bus, the school bus teleported them into a school.
"Midwich
Elementry School..." Shikamaru went on, "Where are
we?!"
"Hell" Choji bearly uttered.
The screaming
of death lingered in the hallways, the walls dark and bloody, the
essence and smell of death was round them as they felt poorly in the
stomach.
Pyramid Head was still searching for her/his friends, but
s/he couldn't find them.
"Theres a newspaper clipping here,
Choji!" he began to read.
"The portal broke and people
from another world were transported here, I personally took my
welcome and butchered them.
The blood, still stains the walls
today.
Signed, Alessa."
"That's some fucked up
shit right there..." there was more, so Shikamaru carried on
reading the daunting text.
"CHICKEN BUTTER!! IT'S NEEDED!! IT
STOPS THE GRATING CEREMONY! THE UNIVERSE WON'T BE DESTROYED! CHICKEN,
BUTTER, NEED, TO GO BACK, IN TIME!!!
Gracefully Signed By Alessa,
now die."
A laugh was heard through the whole school, then a
siren went off.
The walls, peeled off like dead skin falling of
your arm, or a scab ready to descend to the ground.
The walls,
bleed, screams were heard, there was doom in the air, and death could
be tasted.
The otherworld!
