Naruto: Chicken Butter

"Wow! Look at that Starbucks café! And that one! And...that one, and that one...and OH MY GOD! IT'S AN INVASION!" Choji went on, "THE ALIENS HAVE COME FOR MEEEE!!!"
"Actually, we're here for Harry, have you seen him?" the Aliens confronted Choji.

Ino pointed to the man on the ground, dead from blood loss and lung failure, oddly.
"There you go, he doesn't seem very...alive, though."
"Shit, he's dead, we wanted to experiment on him and his missing daughter; go find her."
The aliens randomly disintergrated into Coca Cola and blew away.

A bomb hit Choji, and all three of the Squad fainted.
Ino woke up in a jail cell with Shikamaru on the opposite side.
"Shika honey, did something happen to you? After we got seperated in that long hallway?" Ino said, sighing sitting on a chair that appeared out of nowhere.
"What..hallway?"
"Are you confusing me with someone else?"
"Erm, no, Ino?"
Ino laughed, "You were always so forgetful, remember that time in the hotel?"
"WHAT TIME?! YOU DRUGGED ME?!"

"You said you took everything, but you forgot that video tape we made, I wonder if its still there..."
"OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME!"
"I'm not your Mary."

"WHO THE FUCK IS MARY!" Shikamaru screamed at her through the bars.
"You're drunk Ino, seriously."
"Do you wanna touch me Shika? Touch me Shika, touch me, see, I'm real?"
"I think I just got mentally raped..." Shikamaru started to cry, "I'm coming for you!"

Choji woke up in an apartment toilet, he stared at the toilet.
"DINNER TIME!!!" he shouted as he skooped his mouth into the bowl of the toilet.
Shikamaru was running past the room and stopped at the site of Choji eating out of the toilet.

"Hi...Choji..."
"Oh, erm, this isn't what it looks like..."
"Oh I don't care, just come with me; we have to find Ino!!!"

They both set off around the world in 80 days and finally found Ino, they found her lying on the bed, dead.
Her mouth was full of silk, and there was a pillow in her arms.
"She looks so peaceful, shes smiling." Choji said while he ate a pizza that randomly appeared in his arms.
"She's fucking dead, Choji...."

Suddenly out of the blue, Ino grew longer hair, became 17, and was now named Heather.
She gave birth to God, God was aten by Claudia, Claudia laughed, Claudia died, God died, Ino was now a monster named Pyramid Head.

"Guys!!! Guys!!!" Pyramid Head was running after Shikamaru and Choji.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S GOING TO RAPE ME!!" Shikamaru screamed, so Shikamaru and Choji both ran for shelter in an abandoned blood painted school bus, the school bus teleported them into a school.

"Midwich Elementry School..." Shikamaru went on, "Where are we?!"
"Hell" Choji bearly uttered.
The screaming of death lingered in the hallways, the walls dark and bloody, the essence and smell of death was round them as they felt poorly in the stomach.
Pyramid Head was still searching for her/his friends, but s/he couldn't find them.
"Theres a newspaper clipping here, Choji!" he began to read.
"The portal broke and people from another world were transported here, I personally took my welcome and butchered them.
The blood, still stains the walls today.
Signed, Alessa."

"That's some fucked up shit right there..." there was more, so Shikamaru carried on reading the daunting text.
"CHICKEN BUTTER!! IT'S NEEDED!! IT STOPS THE GRATING CEREMONY! THE UNIVERSE WON'T BE DESTROYED! CHICKEN, BUTTER, NEED, TO GO BACK, IN TIME!!!
Gracefully Signed By Alessa, now die."
A laugh was heard through the whole school, then a siren went off.
The walls, peeled off like dead skin falling of your arm, or a scab ready to descend to the ground.
The walls, bleed, screams were heard, there was doom in the air, and death could be tasted.
The otherworld!