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"TOJO!" The cubs screamed as they watched their friend be pulled into a wall by two monstrous hands.
"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God," Nala said.
"We have to get out of here!" Simba said.
"What about Tojo?" Nala said.
"We can't help him if we are also taken!" Simba said, "come on!"
The four cubs raced to the entrance of the cave, but when they reached it Malka noticed that the ceiling started to crack. Then the ceiling caved in.
"NALA LOOK OUT!" Malka said. He dived forward and pushed her out of the way of the incoming boulders.
When the dust settled Malka saw that the boulders had completely blocked the entrance to the cave.
"Great we're trapped in," Nala said.
"Let's try to stay calm," Malka said, "Everything has to have a reason. If we can figure out what this thing wants, maybe it will let us out of here."
"Yea like that makes a lot of sense!" Chumvi said.
"Hey, maybe Malka has a point," Nala said.
"I'm sure the ghost wants to talk about its feelings," Chumvi sarcastically said.
Suddenly the monstrous arms reached from the ceiling, grabbed Chumvi and pulled him up into the ceiling of the cave.
"Ahhhhhh!" Chumvi screamed before disappearing into the ceiling.
"No! Chumvi!" Nala screamed.
"Welcome," a deep voice called out from behind the cave.
The trio turned around to see Kula levitating from the ground with her arms stretched out, and ears pointed up. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head making them a milk-white and her body was glowing with a ghastly green aurora.
"It possessed Kula!" Malka said.
"Welcome to your graves, trespassers," Kula spoke in a deep raspy voice.
"Uh we're super sorry for hanging out here," Nala said.
"Yeah, can we go now and leave forever," Simba said.
"Well okay," Possessed Kula said and she lifted her arm. The boulders were then lifted revealing the outside world.
The trio looked at each other before screaming and running for the cave, but before they could exit the rocks fell again blocking the exit.
"HA! Just kidding!" Possessed Kula laughed.
"Just let us out of here!" Simba screamed.
"I don't like your tone," Possessed Kula said. She snapped her fingers (AN: Do lions have fingers? Idk) and the same monster arms grabbed Simba and pulled him into the ground.
"It begins," Possessed Kula said.
The gravity in the cave reversed making Malka and Nala fall to the ceiling.
"Woah," Malka said as he narrowly avoided impaling himself on the stalagmites on the ceiling.
He fell on the ceiling with a hard thud.
"Welcome to your tomb for all of eternity!" Possessed Kula said. She then turned right side up to the ceiling. Large boulders and rocks then started to orbit her.
Malka spotted Nala in the path of a large rock.
"Nala this way!" Malka said.
Nala jumped out of the way of the large rock and ran with Malka behind a large stalagmite.
"What does it want from us?" Nala asked after catching her breath.
"Maybe we offended it?" Malka said.
"How?" Nala countered.
"Well let's see what each victim has in common," Malka said.
"But all of them are complete opposites," Nala said,"Chumvi is a skeptic, Kula is optimistic, Tojo is quiet, and Simba is loud."
"The only thing they have is that the Pride Lands is their birthplace," Nala said.
Something clicked in Malka's head. The skeleton wasn't a lion's, and the arms the grabbed the other cubs looked weird. Also when the haunting a started the cave smelled of Hyena.
"That's it, Nala!" Malka said, "the ghost is a hyena! Thats why it took the natural born Pride Landers."
Malka stood up and ran out from behind the stalagmite.
"Malka, don't!" Nala called out to Malka.
Malka ignored Nala and stopped once he was behind Possessed Kula.
"Hey, ghost!" Malka said.
"Yeah?" Possessed Kula's head made a 180 turn before her body followed it.
"I have something to tell you!" Malka said.
Possessed Kula narrowed her eyes and Malka's body started to levitate.
"I'm not a Pride Lander," Malka said. The rocks orbiting Possessed Kula stopped and Malka was dropped.
Kula's pupils appeared again and she stopped glowing green.
"Ugh, what happened?" Kula said.
A ghost of a hyena appeared revealing that he was holding Kula by her ears.
"Well, why didn't you say so?" The ghost said. He then dropped Kula onto the ceiling.
Kula rubbed her head and groaned in pain.
"Who are you exactly?" The ghost asked.
"I am Prince Malka of the Mountain Pride," Malka said.
"Thank goodness, Pride Landers have always been a scourge on my land," The ghost said.
"Your land?" Malka asked.
"Back then I used to call the area around this cave my home. But then King Mufasa had decreed that the Pride Lands should be expanded therefore taking over my home. I was forced back into the cave. Because of Mufasa's roar, a stalagmite fell and impaled me."
"And that's why I hate Pride Landers so much," The ghost said.
"But they are my friends isn't there anything that I can do," Malka said.
"Well, there is one thing," The ghost said, "you must tell me about the person you most desire."
Malka blushed well aware that Nala was within earshot of them.
"Umm is there anything else I could do?" Malka said.
"NOOOOOO!" The ghost screamed and burst into flames.
"Okay okay," Malka said. He then took a deep breath.
"She's the most caring and sweet cub that I know, she always makes my heart beat sore when I see her. She is the most beautiful cub I know, her eyes, her coat, her tail are all just perfect. And even if she'll never notice me, I will still do everything for her," Malka said.
Nala looked at Malka and smiled.
"That took guts, kid," The ghost said, "Your friends are free."
"Well I don't think you have to worry about us coming back," Malka said.
The ghost disappeared and the gravity reverted back to normal. Malka, Nala, and Kula gently floated to the ground.
"Ughh I'm never gonna do or eat anything ever again," Kula groaned.
A single mango then rolled between Malka and Kula.
"Hey there's still one left," Malka picked it up.
"Evil!" Kula said and she smacked the mango out of his paw.
"What happened after everything went crazy?" Chumvi said.
The three male cubs had materialized in the cave with scattered minds.
"You'll never believe what happened," Nala said, "The ghost appeared and Malka…" Nala stopped when she saw Malka look at the ground with an embarrassed face.
"Uh…Malka just started beating up the ghost and eventually, it ran away like a scared baby," Nala lied.
The other cubs were impressed and all of them exited the cave and into the night.
"What kind of sick joke was this," Kula said as they walked down the hill that leads to the cave.
On the journey home, Malka stayed behind the group of cubs. Nala noticed this and she slowed down so that she matched speed with him.
"Hey, Malka," Nala said, "that was really nice what you said about me back there."
"You mean you knew?" Malka said.
"Well you didn't make it hard to figure out," Nala said.
"Oh man, I'm so stupid!" Malka said and he looked down at the ground.
"Hey, Malka don't say that about yourself," Nala said she stopped walking and held Malka's head up with her paw.
"If it weren't for you we would still be trapped in that cave," Nala said.
"You're an amazing person Malka, don't ever forget that," Nala said.
Nala then licked Malka's cheek, making his face turn red before she joining the other cubs.
Malka froze for a couple of minutes before running to catch up with the group.
"Hey I wonder what the pride was doing this entire time," Simba said.
In the den
The Pride was finishing up watching The Duchess Approves.
"Ah, the wedding. I've waited so long for this," Scar said, "Oh, look at her in that dress!"
On the TV a man burst into the wedding causing the Pride to gasp.
"Count Lionel? What's he doin' here?!" Sarafina said.
"I've come to reclaim my bride!" The character said.
"You had your chance at the cotillion, you!" Sarabi screamed back.
"You had your chance at the cotillion, you!" Another character said to Count Lionel.
"That's what we're SAYING!" Mufasa stood up.
Outside Pride Rock.
The group of cubs finally reached home after a long journey.
"Finally, home," Simba said, "nothing but peace and quiet for now."
The cubs walked up the hill only to see the giant TV being hurled at them.
The cubs screamed and dodged the object. The TV rolled down the pathway to the den and landed with a crash.
The cubs looked at the entrance to see that Mufasa was the one to throw the TV out the den.
"Uhhh… couldn't find out how the thing worked," Mufasa said.
AN: yay finally finished the story. Hope you all enjoyed it.