I has update foooooo yooou. :D this ones actually pretty long. well. long for ME. (that's what she said.)

This chapter is in Draco's point of view. It's nice.

Unfortunatley, there is not Harry/Draco groping in this chapter. But Draco does talk about penises a lot. He's such a slut. Oh btw, thanks for da reviews and favorites!!!!!!!!! IMA GIVES YOU HOT DRARRY SEX!!!

DIIIISSSCLAIMER: I do not own anything Harry Potter related. this story if a figment of my dirty imagination.

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Draco distinctly heard the closet door close.

His breathing was heavy and labored. 'Fuck. He did not just get a leg up on me.' He thought.

There was no way Harry fucking Potter just molested him in a broom closet. As much as the idea did appeal to him (anything with Potter touching him was rather appealing) he didn't like the idea of Potter being the controlling one.

Draco was the hunter, Potter was the hunted. And that's the way it would remain. There was no way in hell he was going to let the other boy take charge. Malfoy's knew what they wanted, and they had always known how to get it. But no one, as far he could tell, had ever gone after someone so forbidden.

And Harry was as forbidden as they came. Even given that the war had ended, and his father was locked away for good, Him and Harry together would be a real controversy. Draco had to admit, he'd hate to be the person to take Harry Potter away from his loving fangirls and fanboys. They'd probably murder him. Draco shivered at the thought.

It wasn't to say he himself didn't have fans. Oh no, he did. Boys and girls alike. The only difference was, these kids were too afraid of Malfoy to ever do anything about their lust. Which was something he didn't mind. He thought it'd be rather bothersome to have eighty first years at your heels all day. But alas, the fear kept the young ones at bay.

Draco sauntered out of the broom closet, trying to appear as though he had NOT just gotten touched all over by Harry Potter. Ok, that was a stretch. No one would notice if that happened. They just assume he was on one of his conquests.

Draco took a seat back at the Slytherin table, next to Pansy.

"You look like Harry Potter just touched you all over." She said, eyeing him seriously.

WHAT IN THE HELL? This is why Draco hated women. They had the ability to just KNOW things. Ugh.

"Oh! So he did touch you all over??"

Bugger.

It must have shown on my face.

"What?...N-no. Of course not." I said, with a slight stutter.

Pansy eyed me suspiciously. "What're you up to? Malfoy's never stutter."

"If you must know...I'm going to shag Potter." I said, looking down haughtily.

Pansy snorted into her cereal and started laughing loudly. So much so that a few people had turned to look at the girl.

"Shush...geez...let everyone know what we're talking about, why don't you?" I asked, my eyebrows furrowed.

"Ok...So wait..." Pansy began as her laughter died down and she wiped tears out of her eyes, "You...you, Draco Malfoy, are going to shag Harry Potter????"

Draco simply nodded his head as Pansy broke into another fit of laughter.

"What might I ask is SO funny???" He questioned, getting more than a little annoyed at the black haired girls obnoxious laughter.

"It's never going to happen. He's too much of a tight ass," Pansy said, her laughter dying down to giggles. "But...I guess that's what you're going for." She added with a wink.

"It is too going to happen. Thank you. He's not...that bad..." Draco said, looking down.

"Ooooo...Me thinks Draco has a crush." Pansy said in a singsong voice. Draco rolled his eyes and got up to leave. "Whatever," Draco said, stalking off. "You'll see!" He called as he made his way out of the Great Hall.

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Draco did in fact have a plan. Despite what Pansy thought. She merely assumed Draco was going to wing it. She was wrong. Well...okay, He was going to partially wing it (is that possible?) Just because he wasn't sure how Potter might react to certain things. And whatever Pansy said, He did not have a-a....a crush. Ugh. Just the word made him want to vomit violently. No there was no way he, Draco Malfoy, had a silly little school boy crush, on anybody. And most definitely not Potter.

Malfoy merely wanted to shag Potter. To add one to the books.

Now, it wasn't to say that Malfoy shagged everything that walked. No. He did have taste afterall. He mostly just wanted to have sex with the famous, the powerful, those who were high in status. It was merely to stroke Draco's ego (among other things.) He knew it was shallow and egotistical of him, To use these people. But he was human, just like everybody else, and he too had his own twisted needs. And he would use Potter for those needs.

It might seem awful in most peoples standards, but really, He was doing the Gryffindor a favor. One night in bed with Draco Malfoy, could lead people to great things. Which wasn't a lie. One time, Draco had shagged one of his father friends in a broom closet as his house. Very attractive fellow, too. And the man and went onto become part of the ministry Auror league. Ironic, yes. Amazing, yes. For the guy had never had the confidence before Draco Malfoy.

And to some it might seem like Draco's ego was exponentially larger than usual, but really...It wasn't. He knew he was a bad person, intent on hurting people. And the thought didn't bother him. It was his own problem to deal with. And he sought no desire to 'deal with it'.

So he didn't. And to this day, He is an ongoing legend.

But to be fair, most of the rumors about him were false. Those people saying he had a 12 inch penis made him laugh. It was 7 inches. Not that he wasn't flattered. He'd just been with someone who was that big before. It was a painful experience. And to say the least, he was glad he didn't have a freakishly long penis. That might cause some horrible problems.

Anyways, Enough about penises.

He needed to get Harry. And he had a plan.

Because when Malfoy's want something, and they just can't seem to get it....They find a way.

No matter how evil, maniacal, or diabolical it might be, They always find a way.

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me: Draco, what're you being for Halloween?

Harry: He's being a cat.

Draco: WHAT??? O.O

Harry: My sexy kitty.....*pets Draco's head*

Draco: *looks horrified*