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Cross: Your full of yourself for a young lass, they come for me only *smokes cigarette*
Rei: *puts out cigarette* Shut up Idiot Old-Man, NO SMOKING!
Cross: o.O Wha?
Allen: -__- I don't know these people

ToonyTwilight Request: Cross x Allen, The Art Of Kissing

Allen never liked asking his master for lessons, at first when he was ten he thought it was the best thing since General Cross looked mighty awesome and tended to know everything but anything really. But usually every question asked got the same few respondances such as:
1) I'm shagging someone idiot apprentice.
2) Don't you see me chatting to X

3) Fuck Off Idiot Apprentice

4) *Flung In The Air*

This is why Allen never asked questions anymore except from people he knew wouldn't fling him ten feet into the air like some poor misforunate rocket.
But this time it was a crucial moment in which a question had to be asked, a very deadly embarrassing question, that has nothing to do with sex or where babies come from, or even what 2+2 equals too.
This time it was about...How to Kiss(Cross' Speciality after wooing women and running)

Allen had been asked on a date from Kanda and was afraid of not being able to kiss correctly, since most of the time Allen either headbutted the taller man in the chest, or handshoke him after a few months of trying to make Kanda 'touch' him.

Allen stood outside the big looming doors of his Master's bedroom/office, apparently Cross liked to work in his bedroom since work involved women in his world. The white haired boy knocked on the door of the room, getting no reply so he kicked it till he heard a very very loud BANG from the room.

"Who the fuck is it, better not be that Betzie from Finance...that was one fuck I want to be drunk for in the future"
The overly loud grumbling, came from no other than a naked General Cross who had opened the door to the unexpected Allen who was blushing every shade of red there is.
"Oh it's you Idiot Apprentice, you never seen a sex gods penis before?"
Cross smiled smugly at the poor white haired boy who did not really want to see his master's penis at 9am.

"Ummm ma..master..could you...umm. help..me..with...something?"
Allen tried to use his innocence as a blockage for the sight of the naked General, who apparently seemed to like the breeze the open door gave him.(Did I mention I was a perv)
"Huh..what is it, better make it quick, I'm expecting Susie from Science to come in thirty minutes"

Cross opened the door to allow Allen to enter the room,the room smelled of pure sweat and smoke and some other fragances that should not be named. Allen entered the room, seeing nothing but a very messy bed and a desk with a few papers on it and a chair covered with Cross' clothes.
"Take a seat, your making my paradise look filthy, dumbass"

"Sorry, umm by any chance could you..maybe..put some..pants on master"
Allen kept his head down and covered it in case his master decided to throw something at him for his request, but instead Cross decided to cover himself with the cover of the bed.
"What you want, brat"
"Ummm...I need to know how..to...um..kiss, can..you teach me..?"

Allen's cute face turned dark red as his master looked at him with little shock, a smirk making it's way across his face like that of a cat when seeing milk. Cross approached Allen who sat on his clothed chair.
The amber-brown eyes staring at the mix eyes of Allen's, licking Allen's lips, nipping the bottom lip and making the young man gasp, making an entrance for the General's strong tongue, that took the entrance freely. The tongue massaged Allen's making the young boy blush and moan and respond to the movements of his master's.
The General, taking the tour of Allen's mouth, and making his hands travel the boys body softly, before cutting the kiss at the end. Leaving only a panting Allen and a salvia trail.

"There you go, Allen now kindly get the fuck out"
"Okay...thank you"
Allen left the room in a hurry, running to Kanda, to kiss him, but was greeted instead with a punch in the face for trying to 'dominate the dominator"

End~

Rei: Wow butchering things can be an art!
Cross: If so your an artist

Wisely: Yup, she is

Rei: HEH!!!!

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