The sobering and transportation of a Potter
"Jesus Potter look at you," yelled Moody, getting out his wand and shouting, "Soberius Maximus." This spell caused Potter to lose all the alcohol remaining in his body during the next 10 seconds, it was not a pretty sight.
"Right Potter your hair, fake potters, good plan, confuse people, leads to good scene next bit," said Moody, realising afterwards that he'd forgotten several major important parts in his explanation, mainly reasons linking it all together. Anyway, Potter's hairs were torn and the fake potters lined up and took them, and then they all went into the garden, and got ready to fly to their various safe houses.
As they rose up into the sky, they were surrounded by Death Eaters on all sides, it was a reasonably impressive fireworks display, before Harry realised that these people were trying to kill him.
"HOLY FUCKING CRAP" shouted Hagrid, slamming a fist onto the TELEPORT THE CRAP OUTA HERE BUTTON, which to be honest was a very useful addition of Mr Weaselys. Unfortunately it didn't quite reach to the final destination of Tonk's Parents House. They were teleported, minus the motorbike, 400 metres above the house, falling earthwards, rather quickly.
"OH NO YOU DONT" shouted Voldemort flying out of the blackness, wand drawn ready to strike Harry, it then that Harry's wand performed something extraordinary. Just as Voldemort was right next to Harry, ready to curse the boy who had lived into oblivion. Harry's wand acted of its own accord, it turned round in Harry's hand, and made gravity realise that people can't fly, unless of course they have the aid of broomsticks, invisible birds you only see when you've seen dead people, and of course a magical motorbike with sidecar. Ah the wonders of science, since Voldemort did not have any of these three things, gravity looked at him sternly and asked what the hell did he think he was doing. Voldemort dropped out the sky like a bullet from a gun, gravity acts on you faster if you've been ignoring it for longer, Newton said it so it must be true.
Harry and Hagrid ploughed into a pond, Hagrid landing on top of Harry. When Harry regained consciousness 3 hours later he was surprised to note that he'd broken every single bone in his body in 17 different places, however, they still just made the port key to the Burrow.