Furries vs. Anime Villains

Chapter 4: Foxes Meet Dragons

"Three tickets to Seattle," said Renamon.

"All planes are delayed for 44 more hours," said the clerk.

"Why?" said Renamon.

"Because…"

Before the clerk could speak, a bald man, a big man with a beard, and a white cat with a crescent moon on his forehead ran up to them.

"Central Control!" said the clerk. "What's going on?"

"I've discovered who the murderer is," said Artemis. "It's Bakura!"

"Bakura?" said the clerk, confused. "The security chief from Russia?"

"Russia?" said Artemis. "He's British! Or at least he seemed, but he is really an ancient evil Egyptian spirit who has lived for centuries, and played shadow games in which the loser gets sent to h e double hockey sticks for eternity."

"Does he take the souls of his victims?" said Lucario.

"No," said Artemis. "Not those he kills, anyway. He's not Freddy or Pinhead. He's not even Lord Marshal."

"But that evil ring that is his source of power," said Earl, "it's Freddy's son!"

"The only time the victim's soul is affected is if he uses the ring's magic to banish their soul to the Shadow Realm, and it can be released if he is destroyed. But he has never died, not for centuries."

"What are we going to do, Earl?" said Al. "It's hopeless! We'll never defeat him!"

Suddenly, three dragons landed on a runway. They walked up to Lucario, Krystal, and Renamon.

"More furries! Yay!" said Blaze, winking at Lucario.

"Who the hell are you?" said Earl.

"I am Flicker, soon to be knight of the Square table!" said the dragon with the armor and spiked tail.

"Square table?" said Krystal.

"Not to be confused with King Arthur and the knights of the Round Table," said Flicker. "We live in Camelhot."

"It's only a model," muttered Al.

Earl motioned for him to shut up.

"I am Princess Flame," said the female dragon.

"Lucario," said Lucario, shaking Flicker's hand.

"Renamon," said Renamon shaking Flame's hand.

"Krystal," said Krystal, shaking Blaze's hand.

"I'm Artemis, the head of the airport," said Artemis. "And these two guys are Earl and Al, the survivors of an angry mob."

"Survivors?" said Earl. "More like the only free members! Unger and Orrin are rotting in the Shadow Realm! Their souls are being devoured by shadows!"

"And this," said Artemis, "is an unnamed clerk sure to die five minutes in."

The clerk fell over anime style.

"I have a name," he said. "Bill Johnson!"

"Bill Johnson?" said Earl. "The assassin working for Carla who got killed by Victor with a bomb?"

Everyone gasped. A security guard walked up to Earl. "What did you just say?"

"Oh #$%," said Earl.

"He's seen the murderer," said Artemis. "He could be useful to us. Don't arrest him. Not yet, anyway."

"On whose orders?" said the fat, ugly security guard.

"I am Central Control," said Artemis. "Now you go back to your post or you're fired. What's your name anyway?"

The security guard eyed Artemis with strange eyes, and suddenly morphed into Bakura.

"Is that him?" said Lucario.

"Yes!" said Earl, raising his shotgun. He aimed it at Bakura and fired. Bakura's Millennium Ring activated and the bullet vanished in a wave of light before it could hit him."

"I am not here to fight," said Bakura. "I am here to warn you. I am going to become king of this planet. If any of you attempt to resist me, you will have me and all five of my minions to deal with." And he vanished.

"He sounded familiar," said Krystal.

"He sounded like Giovanni," said Lucario.

"Giovanni has joined forces with VanDamnmon!" said Blaze.

"Myotismon!" said Lucario, Renamon, and Krystal at once.

A fat boy walked up to them. A bird was flying beside him.

"Did you say Myotismon?" said the fat boy. "Isn't he the guy who plays the genie in Pirates of the Caribbean 7?"

Everyone stared at the fat boy. How could anyone be so stupid?

"Dang it, Colk Honker!" said Bill. "Leave us alone! We are trying to decide how to stand up against an evil spirit here!"

Colk suddenly bit Renamon's tail. Krystal kicked him off her.

"If we weren't in an airport," said Lucario, "I would use my Kamehameha wave to disintegrate your top half."

The bird suddenly flew over to Bill's plate and began eating his sandwich.

"HEY!" said Bill. "Gidget Bubblenose, stop scrounging!"

"But he's skinny!" said Colk. "He needs a sandwich!"

"Tell him to buy his own then," said Bill. He wrote words down on a piece of paper and gave it to Colk. "Yell these words at the top of your lungs."

Colk read the paper and yelled "I PLANTED A BOMB IN THIS AIRPORT!"

A security guard (a real one this time) walked over to Colk. "What did you just say?"

"I just said what the clerk told me to say!" said Colk.

"I would never tell anyone to do such a thing," said Bill.

The security guard called the police and escorted Colk and Gidget to a police car. Gidget was locked in a cage whose bars were spaced wide enough for him to slip through, yet he didn't even think of going through them.

"That's annoying," said Renamon. "When the bars are wide enough yet they still seem trapped and never go through them."

Expect the fourth wall to be broken a lot

The Bill Johnson thing is a reference to Burn Notice, which caught my attention cause someone of the same name plays Leatherface in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Colk Honker and Gidget Bubblenose I made up in Grade 6

Flicker, Princess Flame, and Sir Blaze are three of my favorite characters from Blazing Dragons.

Also, you'll notice I am a bit fascinated by the concept of people getting arrested for saying bomb in an airport. Whenever I'm on an airplane and I have my video camera on I'll say "I know what word not to say. So instead I'll say snake. Snake."