WARNING: This fic contains yaoi(yey!), innuendo(yey!) and lots of uke-ness from Naruto(YEY!) xDD

So if you dont liek any of those, I suggest you to get outta my face :D but if you lieky, stay and read, dammnit!

kthnxbai..hai? x) 3

Innuendo, I say? IT IS NO MORE! xDDD...yea..Since Im kindof..lazy(-.-)and it doesnt fit well, i bid our fair innuendo a farewell.It will be greatly missed.

Disclaimer: ...insert standard disclaimer here

Weeell, lovelies, lets get this show on the road.

Ramen is Good, But This is Even Better!

Wait a minute duckie , you cant just let her go out on her own.She has to stay here!

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"I dont know, actually, hehee..But-Oh look, hes dragging me away.Seeya, Sakura-chan!" he flashed her a fake smile before getting dragged away(rather roughly) by Sasuke, who was still grinning like a madman.

It was now several minutes from the-confrontation-of-angry-rabid-Sakura, and Naruto is now being shoved through the bedroom door of his 'thought to be' worst enemy, the teme Sasuke.Sasuke had dragged Naruto all the way to his freakin' house!

And now Naruto was trying to save himself from being shoved into the temes bedroom.

His bedroom.Liek, wtf?

"I have so many questions...so confused.." Naruto muttered under his breath, but just loud enough for Sasuke to hear.He grinned and pushed harder on Narutos back.

"You can ask all the questions you like, dobe, after you get.in.side...!!" and with that statement and one brutal push, Naruto flew through the door and landed at the side of the temes bed.He looked around the room for a second, trying to make it stop spinning, and noticed a reoccuring theme.Black.

His bed was black, the room was painted black, it was just one pit of black, black, and more black.And a little bit of dark blue...

Well, everyone did say that he was slightly..emo...or goth...or something.

Naruto didnt have time to think anymore, because he was being pulled upwards.Sasuke made him sit on the bed, and the raven just stood there, grinning.

"Can..can I ask my questions now?" Naruto said cautiosly, not wanting anything else happen to him.(1)

Sasuke smiled and nodded.Naruto let out a sigh of relief before starting his string of questions.

"First, why did you start to..uhh..ravish(i guess thats the right word)me back there?"

"Because I felt like it.Your too cute."

"Second, why am I cute?Where did that come from?I thought you hated me."

"Well, well, you really are a dobe.I never -hic- hated you."

"Then what do you think of me?" Naruto blushed here.

"I..I guess I love you!!"

"...-cough- Okay, my most important two questions are... why are we in your bedroom and what are you gunna do to me?!"

He winked and placed a finger on Narutos nose.

"Hi-mi-tsu!You'll find out soon!"

"Oh my god.I think I might just die.This drunk Sasuke is starting to freak me out." Naruto thought as freaky mental images popped into his mind.He shivered and asked his last question:

"Lastly... what did you say just before you dragged me off??"

Sasukes smirk grew wider and wider every word.

"I said..."

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1) he has many bruises now from being pushed and dragged around.sasukes strong, people!

Oh and for those of you who dont know what himitsu means, it means..liek..its a secret.Or just secret XD.Oh yea..the thing at the beginning..its from a movie :3 'What A Girl Wants' i think.I watched it yesterday, along with 'My Neighbor Totoro' (i lub miyazaki :3)

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAA im evil :3

yesh, CLIFFHANGER! bad cliffhanger, in my opinion.But meh.

XD

I am freaking sorry this took so damn long!HOMG! -slaps self- I had no motivation ;;

Butt yaaaay. I am writing again :D

Hope you enjoyed this one XD

;3