A/N: I suppose since I have nothing better to do, that I should update. I'm so bored, but it's nice to know that I have five people who have enjoyed my story so far! I'd like to thank e.drennan for the proposal of how they threatened Hiei to show up on the show! Also, I'd like to thank Dreaming of hiei for joining in on reading the randomness! And thank you to all my other lovely reviewers!
Disclaimer: If I did own this show, Yusuke wouldn't wear so much hair gel!
Me: Welcome back to 'Whose Line?'! That last game was great! Thousand points to everyone! And this time especially to Hiei and Kuwabara!
Kuwabara: (Stands up and bows)
Me: Well, well, well, Kuwabara, you know you sounded like you'd been practicing as an old man for ages!
Kuwabara: Well, what can I say? I've got talent! (Punches air)
Yusuke: Psh, sure you do.
Kuwabara: Urameshi! I'll punch your face in!
Yusuke: Bring it on (Censored)
Me: Come on guys, we're not here to fight! We're here to laugh!
Yusuke: At us!
Me: Yes, at you. But remember, you guys volunteered to-
Yusuke: You more like dragged us here and threatened Hiei with fangirls and telling a certain SOMEBODY about who he REALLY is!
Me: You know, Keiko is sitting in the audience.
Yusuke: (Gulp)
Me: Right, now can you two please sit down?
Yusuke/Kuwabara: (Grumbling) Fine. (Sit down)
Me: Okay! On to the next game! The game is 'Superheroes!'
Audience: (Cheers)
Me: This game's for everyone! Now, Yusuke, you're a superhero, we need a name for Yusuke. A name, Audience?
Audience: Captain Air Head! Too Much Gel Boy! Litter Man!
Me: Uh, let's go with Too Much Gel Boy!
Yusuke: (Glares at whoever suggested the name)
Me: Okay, we need a world crisis!
Audience: No more mash potatoes! The world's been polluted by perfume! No more hair gel!
Me: That's a good one!
Yusuke: What's with people and hair gel?
Me: (Shrugs) Don't know! Well, Too Much Gel Boy, the world is out of hair gel! What're you gonna do?
Yusuke: (Yawns) Well, don't you look handsome? Oh wait, you need one more thing! (Picks up hair gel bottle) Huh?! My hair gel is gone?! (Looks at screen) Sweet combs! The whole world's supply of hair gel is gone! I hope my super friends get here soon!
Kuwabara: Sorry I'm late! I ran out of gel!
Yusuke: Thank God you're here Gives Every Girl With Brown Hair A Hug Man! (Glares evilly at me)
Me: Oh how I hate you.
Kuwabara: Yes! Now away! (Runs over to the Audience and starts giving random hugs to brown-haired girls)
Kurama: Sorry I'm late!
Kuwabara: (Looks at Kurama) Thank God you're here Randomly Screams At Objects And Words Said Man!
Kurama: Yes I- (Screams at Yusuke's hair)OMG! What happened to it?! (Screams as Hiei walks over)
Hiei: (Stares at Kurama) Hn, sorry I'm late.
Kurama:Thank God you're here,(Screams at his own words), Protesting Pedestrian Who's Tired Of Being Hit By Cars Man!
Hiei: (Holding a "sign") Stop hitting me! I didn't do anything did I? No! I'm just walking here!
Kuwabara: (Stops his "adventures" when he reaches me)
Me: . . .
Kuwabara: (Holds open his arms)
Me: No.
Kuwabara: (Pouts)
Audience: Awwww, come on!
Me: (Sighs) Fine, (Hugs Kuwabara)
Yusuke: (Snickering)
Me: (Mouthing: 'I'll get you later' to Yusuke)
Hiei: Okay! I've got it! We'll make our own gel to solve this problem! And then we'll sell it in mass quantities!
Everyone else: Great idea!
Hiei: Now if you'll excuse me! I've gotta go scrape my aunt off the road! (Leaves)
Kurama: Well, I've gotta go see my therapist! (Screams at the use of the word and leaves)
Kuwabara: Well, I gotta go hug more people! See you later! (Leaves)
Yusuke: Well, I guess I should start making that hair gel!
Me: (Buzzer goes off) That was great guys! (Clapping)
Audience: (Clapping and laughing)
Guys: (Sit down)
Me: Okay! We'll be back shortly!