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p id="yui_3_16_0_1_1404487467464_3448" dir="ltr" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"br /Chapter 4 the gang returns br /br /Rated M for language br /br /Disclaimer I don't own south park br /br /Kyles p.o.v br /br /A/N br /Before I start I decided to change the entire chapter 4 because it sucked also the other chapters looked horrible as well but I them because I don't have the time to redo EVERYTHING I'm sorry for the inconvinience but I have no choice thank you for the folks who have been patient hugs for you all br /br /I'm out side in a pink dress having tea with a stuffed bear a dragon and my 5 year old daughter and the neighborhood is just staring at us whispering shit yeah I hear the man saying "man they still allow queers in this town I though big gay Al moved to San Fransisco 5 years ago" well guess what I am hear and queer and I am not ashamed to play dress up cause I AM A MAN..."hey princess Emma can I have more tea" I asked "yes royal daddy haha I mean MOMMY" said Emma giggling. Ok maybe I am more feminine then I thought but I still have testastrone...man I swear I never looked more gay then I did right now. " daddy" said Emma"yeah pumpkin" I said. Why do I have 2 dads when other kids only have 1 is there something wrong with me" asked Emma. great I was afraid she would ask me this question one day I just wished it would of been when she was 7 "no sweety there is nothing with with you" I said. " well then why do I have 2 daddies" repeated Emma. "Well Emma your father and I are what you call gay its when 2 guys of 2 girls love each other very much and we decided to stay with each other forever" I said. "Am I going to be gay" asked Emma. "I don't know sweety but if you turned out gay I would still love you" I said. "Do I have a mommy" asked Emma. Emma's mother died in a car crash on the way home from the hospital me and Eric don't know who the father was and Emma was lucky she didn't get hurt in the crash when we adopted her we knew she was special cause of her purple eyes which is extremely rare. " yes Emma you had a mommy but she's in heaven right now" I said. Emma's not stupid she's an exceptionally smart child she knows what death is and can process it perfectly. "OK DADDY NOW TRY ON THE PURPLE DRESS!" yelled Emma. "No honey I told you I would only put on the pink dress because you were a good girl on the ride here" I said. "PLEASE" said Emma. "Yeah kyle you look great in purple" said a familer voice. I turn around to see Stan and wendy exiting a cab. "Darn it your here I have to skip town again" I said. I walked up to Stan and gave home the biggest hug I ever had before. "I missed you" I said. " yeah well I missed you too you crazy guy" said stan. " well i heard you married wendy testaburger but all i see is this sexy women who by the way is way out of your leuage" i said. "Yeah yeah i know i know said stan br /br /Wendy then hugged me and started asking questions "so who is this little girls name" asked Wendy. "Sweety tell her your name" I said. "My name is Emma Marie cartman I am 5 years old and just graduated kindergarten" said Emma. " oh my god she is adorable" said Wendy. " wait did I hear her correctly because I swear I heard her last name was cartman" said stan. "Uggh yes stan it is" I said "HEY KYLE SWEETY DO YOU HAVE EMMAS RED LADYBUG DRESS I CANT..." Said Eric. I saw in my husband's eyes a hint of fear and excitement no one knew he was gay nor that he hooked up and married me I mean I barely keep contact with my old friends nor do they with me. "Uhh hi Wendy" said Eric. " hi Eric you look nice oh is this the dress you have been looking for it seems to be the table cloth" said Wendy. "Emma cartman what did I say about your dress" asked Eric. " its for wearing not playing but I couldn't find the table clothy thingy and Mrs dragon hates a plain table so I improvised" said emma. Wow my little girl gets in more trouble then she should...wait is Wendy pregnant? "Are you having a baby stan" I asked. br /br /"Yes kyle were having a baby girl we don't have a name yet though so don't ask"said stan. We all walked inside and mingled for awhile. "Ok he the fuck did you 2 end up together" asked stan. "Well one day I am taking a break from college walking around the streets when I see this homeless guy begging for change the locals tried to shoot him but I gave him 20 bucks...then I noticed it was Eric here of course I freaked out a bit" I said. "If you mean punching me in the face and screaming for help as freaking out then yeah just a little" said Eric. "Anyway he then told me that he got addicted to crack cause of his whore of a mother over the years put it in his food and he was going through bad withdraws so I offered him a place to stay I already owned an apartment and I had a good job as a store clerk so I didn't have a problem. Over the next few months Eric and I became good friends but then one day Eric told me the time he rescued me from the smug storm and then...he kissed me right then and there and I felt like I was on cloud 9 he explained that he always loved me and the reason he argued with me is cause it always got use to talk...so 7 years later were standing here and raising a 5 year old baby girl" I said. " daddy I am not baby" said emma. " I know but you will always be my baby" I said. br /br /Kenny's P.O.V br /br /Me and Kevin drove from Florida to Colorado it took a good 4 days to get our mobile tardis van but it was worth it...yeah I know I am a Dr who fan the car has a spray painted BAD WOLF on the side of the car its quite brilent if you ask me. " are we there yet" asked hope. "Almost honey we just now got to south park" I said. Wow I just got here and all the horrible memories and deaths just came pouring back into my head there is where I got hit by a train and over there is where I caught on fire cause of cartmen bet I couldn't light a fart...he still hasn't paid me the 100 bucks he promised." So Kenny where too home or Karen's" asked Kevin " I say we visit old karebear I'm sure she will love to meet little hope" I said. Hope has never met her aunt but her uncle ike has visited us before and brought the 2 little devils with him before...I can't be mean his kids are angels and Karen has done a good job at raising them they are twins and 6 years old little hopes 4 and she looks up to them. " ok we did Karen get another car and last time I checked she doesn't have a little table in her yard" said Kevin. I'm guessing kyle is here and he has a little girl so I resided to fuck with him a bit. br /br /"ATTENTION MR BROFLOSKI COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND NO HARM WILL COME TOO YOU" I yelled. "Sorry no one by the name of brofloski is here" yelled kyle. "Oh well then I guess you did marry...so what's his name" I asked. "You know who I am poor boy" yelled cartman. "YOU MARRIED ERIC CARTMAN AHHHHHHHH" I screamed. " daddy don't yell your scarring me" said hope. "Awww she's adorible" said kyle. "Say thank you hope" I said. "Thank you uhh" studdered hope. " this is your uncle kyle" I said. " oh hi uncle kyle" said hope. " well hello young lady what is your name" asked kyle. " Hope Mary McCormick at your service" said hope. She curtcied to kyle and Eric (that's going to take some getting used to calling him Eric) when a fat Wendy and buff stan came out if the house. "Ok marsh you better get ready for hugs" I said. "Only if you don't grab Wendy's ass like last time" said stan br /br /Back to kyles P.O.V br /br /It felt weird seeing Kenny after so long and watching him hug Stan and Wendy reminded me of all the times we all hung out and caused trouble the adventures we went on. Like the time we though back door sluts 9 was lord of the rings and we traveled all the way to the video store to return it cause we thought it was cursed. Or the time imagination land was under attack by the evil thoughts and I had to suck Eric's balls (I do that a lot now he he). " ok kyle why are you in a dress" asked Kenny. " uh me and emma were playing tea party and I am the fair princess" I said. " ok first I am the princess remember and 2nd she must be really special if she got you in a dress" said Kenny. br /br /Wow I remember that when the Xbox one and PS4 came out we roleplayed game of thrones and Kenny was a princess who for some reason was beloved in Japan. " well daddy said to dad damn I look sexy in this dress" said emma. Oh shit she over heard me and Eric's conversation. "Haha yeah kyle I have to admit you are Hot" said Kenny. "Yeah well don't get any funny ideas what would your wife say" I said. Kenny and Kevin then went silent and a tear went down Kenny's eye...oh shit. "My wife died giving birth to hope and I went through so much raising her" said kenny. " oh my god I am so sorry I didn't mean to" I said. " its fine man you didn't know I loved Mary with all my heart and I know she is in a better place and hope is worth it all" said kenny. br /br /Man this was turning out to be an interesting reunion br /br /End of chapter br /br /WOOHOO I did it I redid and improved chapter 4 too bad I am too lazy to update the other chapters haha I hope you enjoy this cause IT WAS A BITCH TO TYPE/p
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p id="yui_3_16_0_1_1404487467464_3448" dir="ltr" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"br /Chapter 4 the gang returns br /br /Rated M for language br /br /Disclaimer I don't own south park br /br /Kyles p.o.v br /br /A/N br /Before I start I decided to change the entire chapter 4 because it sucked also the other chapters looked horrible as well but I them because I don't have the time to redo EVERYTHING I'm sorry for the inconvinience but I have no choice thank you for the folks who have been patient hugs for you all br /br /I'm out side in a pink dress having tea with a stuffed bear a dragon and my 5 year old daughter and the neighborhood is just staring at us whispering shit yeah I hear the man saying "man they still allow queers in this town I though big gay Al moved to San Fransisco 5 years ago" well guess what I am hear and queer and I am not ashamed to play dress up cause I AM A MAN..."hey princess Emma can I have more tea" I asked "yes royal daddy haha I mean MOMMY" said Emma giggling. Ok maybe I am more feminine then I thought but I still have testastrone...man I swear I never looked more gay then I did right now. " daddy" said Emma"yeah pumpkin" I said. Why do I have 2 dads when other kids only have 1 is there something wrong with me" asked Emma. great I was afraid she would ask me this question one day I just wished it would of been when she was 7 "no sweety there is nothing with with you" I said. " well then why do I have 2 daddies" repeated Emma. "Well Emma your father and I are what you call gay its when 2 guys of 2 girls love each other very much and we decided to stay with each other forever" I said. "Am I going to be gay" asked Emma. "I don't know sweety but if you turned out gay I would still love you" I said. "Do I have a mommy" asked Emma. Emma's mother died in a car crash on the way home from the hospital me and Eric don't know who the father was and Emma was lucky she didn't get hurt in the crash when we adopted her we knew she was special cause of her purple eyes which is extremely rare. " yes Emma you had a mommy but she's in heaven right now" I said. Emma's not stupid she's an exceptionally smart child she knows what death is and can process it perfectly. "OK DADDY NOW TRY ON THE PURPLE DRESS!" yelled Emma. "No honey I told you I would only put on the pink dress because you were a good girl on the ride here" I said. "PLEASE" said Emma. "Yeah kyle you look great in purple" said a familer voice. I turn around to see Stan and wendy exiting a cab. "Darn it your here I have to skip town again" I said. I walked up to Stan and gave home the biggest hug I ever had before. "I missed you" I said. " yeah well I missed you too you crazy guy" said stan. " well i heard you married wendy testaburger but all i see is this sexy women who by the way is way out of your leuage" i said. "Yeah yeah i know i know said stan br /br /Wendy then hugged me and started asking questions "so who is this little girls name" asked Wendy. "Sweety tell her your name" I said. "My name is Emma Marie cartman I am 5 years old and just graduated kindergarten" said Emma. " oh my god she is adorable" said Wendy. " wait did I hear her correctly because I swear I heard her last name was cartman" said stan. "Uggh yes stan it is" I said "HEY KYLE SWEETY DO YOU HAVE EMMAS RED LADYBUG DRESS I CANT..." Said Eric. I saw in my husband's eyes a hint of fear and excitement no one knew he was gay nor that he hooked up and married me I mean I barely keep contact with my old friends nor do they with me. "Uhh hi Wendy" said Eric. " hi Eric you look nice oh is this the dress you have been looking for it seems to be the table cloth" said Wendy. "Emma cartman what did I say about your dress" asked Eric. " its for wearing not playing but I couldn't find the table clothy thingy and Mrs dragon hates a plain table so I improvised" said emma. Wow my little girl gets in more trouble then she should...wait is Wendy pregnant? "Are you having a baby stan" I asked. br /br /"Yes kyle were having a baby girl we don't have a name yet though so don't ask"said stan. We all walked inside and mingled for awhile. "Ok he the fuck did you 2 end up together" asked stan. "Well one day I am taking a break from college walking around the streets when I see this homeless guy begging for change the locals tried to shoot him but I gave him 20 bucks...then I noticed it was Eric here of course I freaked out a bit" I said. "If you mean punching me in the face and screaming for help as freaking out then yeah just a little" said Eric. "Anyway he then told me that he got addicted to crack cause of his whore of a mother over the years put it in his food and he was going through bad withdraws so I offered him a place to stay I already owned an apartment and I had a good job as a store clerk so I didn't have a problem. Over the next few months Eric and I became good friends but then one day Eric told me the time he rescued me from the smug storm and then...he kissed me right then and there and I felt like I was on cloud 9 he explained that he always loved me and the reason he argued with me is cause it always got use to talk...so 7 years later were standing here and raising a 5 year old baby girl" I said. " daddy I am not baby" said emma. " I know but you will always be my baby" I said. br /br /Kenny's P.O.V br /br /Me and Kevin drove from Florida to Colorado it took a good 4 days to get our mobile tardis van but it was worth it...yeah I know I am a Dr who fan the car has a spray painted BAD WOLF on the side of the car its quite brilent if you ask me. " are we there yet" asked hope. "Almost honey we just now got to south park" I said. Wow I just got here and all the horrible memories and deaths just came pouring back into my head there is where I got hit by a train and over there is where I caught on fire cause of cartmen bet I couldn't light a fart...he still hasn't paid me the 100 bucks he promised." So Kenny where too home or Karen's" asked Kevin " I say we visit old karebear I'm sure she will love to meet little hope" I said. Hope has never met her aunt but her uncle ike has visited us before and brought the 2 little devils with him before...I can't be mean his kids are angels and Karen has done a good job at raising them they are twins and 6 years old little hopes 4 and she looks up to them. " ok we did Karen get another car and last time I checked she doesn't have a little table in her yard" said Kevin. I'm guessing kyle is here and he has a little girl so I resided to fuck with him a bit. br /br /"ATTENTION MR BROFLOSKI COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND NO HARM WILL COME TOO YOU" I yelled. "Sorry no one by the name of brofloski is here" yelled kyle. "Oh well then I guess you did marry...so what's his name" I asked. "You know who I am poor boy" yelled cartman. "YOU MARRIED ERIC CARTMAN AHHHHHHHH" I screamed. " daddy don't yell your scarring me" said hope. "Awww she's adorible" said kyle. "Say thank you hope" I said. "Thank you uhh" studdered hope. " this is your uncle kyle" I said. " oh hi uncle kyle" said hope. " well hello young lady what is your name" asked kyle. " Hope Mary McCormick at your service" said hope. She curtcied to kyle and Eric (that's going to take some getting used to calling him Eric) when a fat Wendy and buff stan came out if the house. "Ok marsh you better get ready for hugs" I said. "Only if you don't grab Wendy's ass like last time" said stan br /br /Back to kyles P.O.V br /br /It felt weird seeing Kenny after so long and watching him hug Stan and Wendy reminded me of all the times we all hung out and caused trouble the adventures we went on. Like the time we though back door sluts 9 was lord of the rings and we traveled all the way to the video store to return it cause we thought it was cursed. Or the time imagination land was under attack by the evil thoughts and I had to suck Eric's balls (I do that a lot now he he). " ok kyle why are you in a dress" asked Kenny. " uh me and emma were playing tea party and I am the fair princess" I said. " ok first I am the princess remember and 2nd she must be really special if she got you in a dress" said Kenny. br /br /Wow I remember that when the Xbox one and PS4 came out we roleplayed game of thrones and Kenny was a princess who for some reason was beloved in Japan. " well daddy said to dad damn I look sexy in this dress" said emma. Oh shit she over heard me and Eric's conversation. "Haha yeah kyle I have to admit you are Hot" said Kenny. "Yeah well don't get any funny ideas what would your wife say" I said. Kenny and Kevin then went silent and a tear went down Kenny's eye...oh shit. "My wife died giving birth to hope and I went through so much raising her" said kenny. " oh my god I am so sorry I didn't mean to" I said. " its fine man you didn't know I loved Mary with all my heart and I know she is in a better place and hope is worth it all" said kenny. br /br /Man this was turning out to be an interesting reunion br /br /End of chapter br /br /WOOHOO I did it I redid and improved chapter 4 too bad I am too lazy to update the other chapters haha I hope you enjoy this cause IT WAS A BITCH TO TYPE/p
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