The Card Kissing Game (I)
Sorry people, I got bored of using songs. It's hard to find the song I am looking for.
Well, anyway. I have a liking for Korean and Japanese celebrities and they go on dramas and variety shows and everything, right?
So, I like SM entertainment groups, like TVXQ or H.O.T. or Shinhwa and then there's Super Junior. Yes and I saw them (Super Junior and Shinhwa) playing this card game and it really piqued my interest and my brain juices got flowing and it was absolutely HILARIOUS.
Sorry, anyway, YEAH
Warnings: None, for now, I guess, just expect some awkward situations.
Oh, Tra la la la, yeaps, you're right. That imaginary is good! Thank you
"What kind of game?" Gaara mumbled while his eyes nervously darted to the door.
"Just a game…" Sasuke smirked when he saw Gaara's tongue slide across his lips.
"Uh. I really need to cook…" Gaara gulped and Sasuke sighed, finally walking to the exit of kitchen.
"And oh, cook enough for 9 people," Sasuke slowly said, counting off his fingers.
"I'm borrowing your phone" Sasuke sang as he finally, finally, really left the kitchen and Gaara slumped against the wall, his legs giving way.
"Sasuke… Back…?" Gaara breathed and sat there in silence for a few seconds before he started preparing dinner.
"Hey Itachi… Oh? Haha... Hn. Asshole. Can you make it or not? Yeah? I knew it, I can hear Neji whining. Thanks" Sasuke spoke into the phones, absent mindedly twirling the cord.
"Hey Kiba! My man, how are you doin'? Oh man, Shino really made you wear it? My friends in America helped me pick it, nice huh? So anyway, can you make it? Oh great, thanks"
"…Chouji? Yeah, like your gift? Can you make it? Cooking…? Oh, Gaara's cooking. Really? You can get some? Sweet Thanks!"
"Hey Gaara" Sasuke said in a sing song voice and smiled at the boy cooking.
"Neji is dragging Itachi here, cos he wants his ass to be spared. Kiba is dragging Shino here cos he wants to keep his dignity. Chouji is dragging Shikamaru here cos he likes your food and he's bringing champagne," Sasuke slowly drawled.
"Uh huh, Naruto's coming back soon…" Gaara said, his eyes took a peek at the clock on the wall.
"OI GAARA" A yell came from outside.
"Speak of the devil," Gaara sighed and yelled back, "Coming!"
"I'll go," Sasuke smiled and Gaara bit his lower lip but nodded.
"Gaara" Naruto sang and Sasuke chuckled.
"Gaara's busy at the moment," Sasuke smirked, leaning on the door frame with a dumfounded Naruto staring at him.
"You're back? Is this another one of those illusions? I've seen you so many times, you fake Sasuke!" Naruto said and smirked.
Sasuke cocked an eyebrow but let him in nevertheless.
"Strange… My illusions seemed to have upgraded. Did he just open the gate for me?" Naruto mumbled and shrugged.
"Gaara, I think I need to go to the doctor. I keep having illusions of Sasuke!" Naruto whined to Gaara and Gaara shut the kitchen door for a while.
Sasuke heard some whispers and a great big, "WHAT?!" and then Naruto ran to him, who was currently sitting on the couch.
"Idiot, even illusions don't open doors!" Sasuke smirked.
"Oh, so…" Naruto gaped at Sasuke and fainted.
"Uh, I'll tend to him and you go take a shower?" Gaara asked Sasuke and Sasuke nodded, barely containing his laughter.
After the shower…
"I see you look lovely as usual, Gaara," Itachi smirked and Neji pouted.
"Stop flirting around, Itachi," Sasuke chided as he walked to his suitcase.
"I'm not the one walking around in a towel," Itachi shot back.
"Oh, yeah, you got a point," Sasuke nodded and Itachi smirked.
"But at least I don't go around complimenting other people's boyfriends while my boyfriend is by my side," Sasuke shot back and Itachi frowned.
"Sasuke! Put on some clothes!" Gaara blushed heavily while Sasuke's smirk only deepened.
"Why? Like what you see?" Sasuke teased.
"I'm not the one flirting with another's boyfriend," Itachi smirked.
"You were," Sasuke finally retorted and went to dress himself.
While Sasuke was silently cursing Itachi's existence, the rest of the guests arrived and Naruto regained consciousness.
Sasuke watched Chouji wolf down his meal with a grin and Shikamaru just opening his mouth when Chouji holds something to his mouth.
Neji was feeding Itachi… through the mouth…
Kiba was just eating but his face had a slight flush and Shino was…
Shino was…
Shino was…
Smiling…
Sasuke shuddered and turned to look and Naruto.
Naruto was staring at Sasuke with the most INTENSE, most FIERCE, most CHILLING glare.
Sasuke involuntarily shuffled back in his seat.
The round dinner table just held the nine of them nicely.
After eating and everyone chipping in to clean the dishes, there were gathered on the floor in a circle.
"Okay, so here's the deal. This here, is a stack of cards," Sasuke started.
"What are we? Blind?"
"Shut up Itachi! Anyway, this is what we are going to do. We'll split into two groups, one five and the other four. One person won't be playing, and then we have to pass the cards through our mouth,"
"WHAT?!"
"Wait, wait…I mean, well, there's a card separating your lips, but anyway. In American, my and my bunk mates played this all the time and I keep losing 'cause I get embarrassed too easily. Punishment was that… One month being the winner's slave, sounds good?"
"What do you mean?" Neji asked, his finger innocently twirling his hair.
"Oh, I forgot to mention. There are two 'wins'. Group winning and individual winning. Group winning is simply winning as a group. The losing group has to perform for the winning group, individual performance. That means if Itachi won and he wanted Naruto to dance around naked and the rest agrees, Naruto have to do it. Same goes for the rest of the team. Then individual winning is the pair who the card keeps stopping at. The one at the later part of the pair that keeps stopping with 'lose' and the one in front will 'win'." Sasuke saw the blank looks on their faces as soon as he got to the individual part and he sighed.
"So in a row of four, imagine 4 people with the number 1 to 4. Number 1 will pass the card to number 2 and then to number 3 and then to number 4. Say number 2 and number 3 keep having 'problems' and keeps stopping. So then number 2 'wins' number 3." Sasuke tried again and the crowd around him nodded.
After a few yells and arguing and pouting, Sasuke, Itachi, Gaara, Naruto and Shikamaru made the first team while Neji, Chouji, Kiba and Shino made the other team.
"Okay, then, ready?" Sasuke smirked and Neji and Itachi prepared themselves.
The other was Itachi, then Sasuke, then Gaara and then finally Shikamaru. It was decided Naruto can only eat ramen and have no idea how to suck in a card.
The other team was Neji, Kiba, Shino and finally Chouji.
It was a sort of battle between the couples that were in different groups…
This simple card game had changed into something with pride, dignity and honor.
Here we go again, Naruto silently mused as he stared at Sasuke.
"On your mark, get set, GO! YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE, GO, GO, GO!"
To be continued….
This is going to be my last fic in a few days, school starting tomorrow.
Shoot. So how was it? I hope the game didn't confuse you'll. Yeah, I'll be coming up with a nice set of oneshots about Prince of Tennis, look forward to it. If you like it, you can ask me to do a Naruto version. I would like that.
Thanks for reading and hope you enjoyed!