A Night at the Cullen's 4- did that just come out his mouth
A/nok here's another story that popped into my head when I was looking for a pencil (idk lol) here you go.
I still don't own anything…enjoy
It was the day after the whole movie then wall had just finished fixing the wall after esme's psychotic episode. I have to admit she looked quite scary scolding us I kept imagining at one point she yell out ''no more wire hangers!!''.
We were all sitting in the living room mentally exhausted, when Carlisle and Esme came down stairs. They stepped into the room. "
Ok as your punishment you guys can't leave the house so technically you are grounded" and with that they left. We stayed there stunned for at least ten minutes.
Jacob strolled into the living room to find us looking like death had come and gone. He sat done confused.
Silence.
"Where's nessie" he asked "Sleeping" we all answered some what disappointed. He nodded
Silence.
"ok" he got up" I'm just gonna raid your fridge" he said as he went in to the kitchen.
When he got we had not moved an inch. "Really what's going on" he asked his mouth full
"We're grounded" Emmett grumbled sounding like a sulky 4 year old. Jacob burst out laughing nearly choking. And sat down.
More silence.
Suddenly Emmett cleared his throat. He was about to talk. Uh-oh. He turned to Jacob with a stern look on his face" so Jacob…" he paused." When exactly are you going to tell nessie you sexually harassed Bella." We were all shocked that he had said that. All the while Jacob was nearly choking to death. But then he turned to me. Ahhhhhhhhh... "So Bella where you not afraid of getting in trouble for being involve with some one underage?"
"I didn't-"
"Did you guys not sleep together?"
"Not technically-"
"Sure, sure speaking of sleeping together did you agree to marry Eddie just to sleep together isn't that a bit manipulating. Hmm?"
"Emmett!!" we all yelled astonished
He smirked seeming to like his new hobby. He turned to Rose and smiled. Just as he was about to open his mouth Rose spoke.
"Emmett if you say anything about me I swear to god I'll leave you" she warned. He immediately closed his mouth. And sat down ending his game
I on the other hand was still sputtering almost trembling. Edward hugged my shoulders and whispered in my ear. "Its ok love" he reassured. I nodded stiffly my eyes wide.
Then I got angry "yeah like you're so smart you didn't even know why you couldn't operate your iPod touch!" I snapped at him
"And I still don't know!!"He said getting up matching my tone
"BODY. HEAT" I yelled
"Oh" he said quietly
I sat back exhausted. Everyone was stunned at our exchanged. We stayed quiet for a moment. Then Emmett jumped up "I can act like Bella. "Grrrrrrrrr…
He walked to the middle stood up straight, took exactly one step and fell right on his face. Me jaw dropped everyone was trying not to laugh.
Without one word I stood up and went to the garage door. I picked up a crowbar and swung it at Emmett's windshield making a very satisfying sound. I dusted myself off and went back in and sat down. Everyone looked worried.
"What…was…that?" Emmett asked cautiously
I looked at him sweetly "would you believe it slipped out my hand?"
"Noooo!!!..." Emmett slipped into a ball and began whimpering. Jasper rolled his eyes and kicked him and said" dude be a man" and heard rose mumble something like "big mistake" and "should of left him there"
And I'm still not done with him.
A/n: ohhhh cliffy .ok I know it's short but there will be a part 2 too this night.