Send in the Miis
A Super Smash Bros fanfiction
(A/N: There is going to fights now, sorry it took awhile. You can't rush a good story, it'll be underdone. As for the who I'll be pairing with the Miis, I've deicded on Kai X, but I want to know from the readers what you'd think of how you pair the Miis with which Smashers.)
Once again to remind you all:
Villager (Default male, with the red shirt) – Kaiser
Villager (Female with the pink hair and dress) – Zoey
Villager (Male with the alt hairdo, yellow shirt, and black pants) – Lani
Villager (Female with brunette hair, green dress, and stocking) – Amber Lee
Villager (Male with droopy eyes and light blue shirt) – Alex
Villager (Female with yellow dress and updo hairdo) – Sandy
Villager (Male with purple shirt) - Robbie
Villager (Female with droopy eyes) – Alexa
Alex and Alexa are twins.
Chapter 4: There Will Be Brawl – Kai X vs Ganondorf
Being told you're fictional had quite the effect on some of the smashers, namely Samus. She was pissed that her life's constant misery in in the hands on some man or woman on a whim. On the bright side, she knew now she was in charge of own destiny more than ever. She wanted to make a bit of a goal to branch out to her fellow Smashers and socialize more.
With the cat out of the bag, this lead to new headaches for the Order of Reality. So they sent a representative to talk to the Smashers. Gathered in the living, the person who came for them was a Hispanic male in his 20's with dark brown corporate cut hair and silver eyes wearing a black suit with a pair of brown dress shoes.
"Ah yes. I am Tulio Rodriguez, I'm with the Order of Reality: the governing party that rules over all Reality Warpers. It has come to the attention of the order that you all have now become level four warpers, which is why I am here. Now I'm here to register the lot of you. Now Nintendo characters are on the rare side when it comes to being warpers. Not many of them become warpers." Tulio said passing out paperwork. "Here's the papers for you to fill out and sign."
"Ugh, paperwork!" Pit groaned.
"Hey, we had to do it too." Kai X said with a sigh.
"It's annoying, but it's how order is maintained." RJ said sympathetically.
"Hn." Merc X grunted.
"So Tulio, is the rumors true about a new 10th level warper true?" Uzushio asked him excitedly.
"Sadly, they are. Apparently, I met the man who created me. It was so surreal. Apparently, there's been confirmation that cosmic lighting storms have been hitting in Earth-Prime and it's sub-Earths." Tulio mused. "Before you all ask, there's two layer. Earth Prime and the Earth-Sub Primes where they have little differences but have 7th level warpers all the same."
"Makes this look like small potatoes, huh Tulio?" Kai X remarked.
The paperwork was done and the Smashers were given gift baskets. Pit found something interesting in his.
"A DVD?" Pit said before reading the cover. "Talk Time with CherieRoseLoveless."
Panicked, Tulio snatched that out his hand giving it to Palutena.
"Sorry good man, but that show is for adults, basically people over 13." Tulio said.
"I'm legal! Give it!" Pit said taking it back. "It's just a talk show."
Tulio rolled his eyes and left after handing out the IDs for the Smashers. Now Master and Crazy Hand wanted to give the Mii Fighters a chance to show their skills. The time had time for them to brawl!
Kai X got the honor of getting to fight first.
"Kai X, you'll fight Ganondorf. 1 on 1 with items on the stage of your choosing with 2 stock each ." Master Hand remarked. "Time to see if your fighting is up to snuff like it was with me."
Ganondorf wanted to take down his anger on Merc X, but an innocent would seat this rage. Kai X tightened his hitai-ite.
"A match! Bring it on!" Kai X said excitedly. "I'll go for a Custom Stage. Just let me enter the key code so we can transport there."
Custom Stages were available for all Miis to make and all had key codes so they could be accessed. Some were publics, others private. So, Master Hand summoned the console, and briefly bemoaned that his floating console looked like a mad science experiment now.
"What's the key code?" Master Hand asked.
Kai X climbed up on Bowser's back to the key "2626841" on the console. The title of the Custom Stage, Tenin Highway, flashed up.
"Prepare yourselves to be teleported." Master Hand remarked. "And good luck, Kai."
Kai X and Ganondorf vanished being coated a white energy, and the Smashers head down to the theater to watch the fight.
The stage consists of the platforms (all with gaps between them), placed in an up going motion. Wrecked cars and broken pieces of the highway can be seen. There are pink flowers and shrubs surround the support beams. In the background, a large wrecked city overtaken with planets is seen, and the biggest building was the Tenin family insignia spray painted into it. ((A/N: Think Central Highway from Smash Flash 2 for reference for how the stage would look like.)) The Hands were rather impressed with the design of it.
(A/N: This will work similar to Ryo vs the Xenoverse, italicized text will be Kai X and Ganondrof on the battlefield, while regular text will be everyone else watching in the theater.)
Gargos's Theme - Killer Instinct Gold started to play as entrances are made. Ganondorf steps out his dark portal as per his usual enterance. Kai X's entrance was a bit more eccentric. A helicopter with his kanji flew over the stage, and Kai X slid down a rope from it landing on the ground. "Prepare yourself." Kai X said in a low tone.
"Do all of you have your own entertrances?" Master Hand asked.
The three Miis nodded and Kirby was awed by Kai's entrance.
"So cool!" Kaiser said.
Robbie was rocking out to the music with some only Smashers.
3…2…1…GO! The announcer made the call as Ganondorf and Kai X charged at each other both on the central platform. Ganondorf rushed his with shoulder out, but Kai X slid under him returning with a straight punch to the back sending the dark lord to the ground. Ganondorf got with his leg in the air slamming it down for his axe kick that would produces an explosion. This sent Kai X to the ground his face hitting the metal.
"On the ground, I prefer you Miis like that." Ganondorf said grabbing Kai X by the throat.
The smashers watch as Ganondorf flame choked Kai X sending him into the air.
"He's testing him. He's letting him get a few hits in before striking to lower his guard down." Ryu said eyeing the fight intently.
"Or he's getting his ass handed to him. Who's wants to bet money on this? 200 Smashdollars says Ganondorf." Robbie said waving the bills.
Most of the younger Smasher waged on Kai X and so did the Miis. The villainous Smasher opted for Ganondorf.
The rock/metal music pounded heavily as Kai X got serious. Landing on the far right platform, he taunted. Kai X powers up with a blue aura surrounding him saying, "Itami ga matte iru (Pain awaits)." Kai X jumped over to the middle platform and charged at Ganondorf sending him forward with a dropkick. Two quick punches followed by a series of rapid punches from Kai X pummeling Ganondorf for about thirty seconds before finishing with a kick to the midsection. Kai X begins charging automatically for his uppercut with a green aura surrounding his fist, which Kai called his ki. Ganondorf used his Dark Dive to rise up and grab the edge the central platform as Kai X completed his charge. Ganondorf picked up a bob-omb and Kai X got a Cucco.
"I never understand how we can be okay with abusing chickens." Pikachu said munching on his popcorn.
"Because fuck chickens, that's why." Link and Toon Link said in unison.
This surprised even Zelda and Sheik, but everyone else could sympathize. Crazy Hand only put in the tournaments to troll them specifically.
"Don't throw the bob-omb or else, I chuck the cluck." Kai X said choking the chicken by it's neck.
"You wouldn't dare!" Ganondorf hissed.
"I do, Ganondork!" Kai X said tossing the chicken at him.
He found another bob-omb and tossed it at Ganondorf and the chicken.
The smashers watch Ganondorf toss his in the panic. End result is Ganondorf is blown away by the dual explosion sending him off the stage and triggering the frenzy of the cuccos that mobbed the arena.
"Kai X is going to take damage for that stunt. He may lose a stock." Mercenary X said crossing his arms. "Although, that's some method."
"He's like his mother, a crazy son of a bitch who's unpredictable." Uzushio remarked.
"Agreed." Bayonetta remarked.
Kai X had taken some damage from the chicken. His clothes ruffled and he was bleeding from the head. His shades were cracked a bit. Those chickens don't play. Ganondorf came down on his last stock with brief invincibility, but Kai X was faster than him to land a blow to KO. As it stood, Kai X was at 103% damage and the rage ability was blazing.
"Gotta go fast." Kai X said to himself.
He looked around for items and saw a Pokéball and an Assist Trophy. Ganondorf saw and both charged for the middle platform to pick them up. Ganondorf got the ball, and Kai snagged the trophy. Ganondorf threw the ball and out came Xerenas which used it's Geomancy to boost everyone's stats which Ganondorf gaining extra. Kai X raised his Assist Trophy summoning Renji Abarai!
Master Hand looked shocked asking who the hell is he.
"Renji Abarai. He's from the unofficial Smash Flash tournaments. Surprised, Kai X injected bits from that in the console." RJ said surprised.
Renji chased Ganondorf slashing him several times leaving Kai X free to go after the Smash Ball that appeared.
"Cheating dick!" Ganondorf yelled trying to hit Renji to no avail.
"Bankai: Hihiō Zabimaru!" Renji yelled summoning up a giant snake-like creature of bone.
"Oh fu-" Ganondorf screamed before the bone beast rammed Ganondorf sending him airborne.
"Now! The time is right! High Speed 超絶ファイナルラッシュ (Transcendent Final Rush!)!" Kai X said leaping up after Ganondorf.
Hitting Ganondorf with a vicious uppercut bruising the dark lord's jaw getting him into position, Kai X vanished. In actuality, he was continuing to strike Ganondorf at inhuman speeds only leaving the sound of bone crunching. Reappearing Kai X screamed out, "You got the big show, now here's the finale!" before finishing with a strong impulsive chop that launches Ganondorf into the dirt bouncing him upward off the stage. Ganondorf landed splat on the "screen" before fall to his doom.
"Game!" The announcer called out.
The screen was slicing as Kai X was on a motorcycle (the Sprinter from MKW) revving it up before leaving. His victory theme that playing was a bit from Hang Dong '97 - Angry Video Game Nerd II: ASSimilation.
"The winner is…Kai X!" The announcer said as the battle stats came up.
Kai X and Ganondorf returned from the battle arena with everyone cheering. Robbie was pissed and so were the villains over losing cash.
"Kai, you did great for your first official throwdown." Miss Fit said cheering for him.
"Well done, but I must ask, do all of you customized yourselves that far?" Crazy Hand asked excitedly.
The Miis nodded and Master Hand was paling wondering what crazy things those upgrades would bring. Didn't help that Kai X revealed the extra thing he installed would allow for battle damage to show along with something called a "SSF2-Module".
Master Hand (and Kai X) had no idea that the SSF2 Module was actively updating slowly adding more mechanics and assist trophies.
(A/N: Long overdue, this one. I had to write the fight carefully wanting to use the full basis of Smash fighting. It was hard but worth it. I had fun fully fleshing out the Miis and yes, they will have their individual spins on their attacks, taunts, entrances, and victory poses/themes. A small spoil, but RJ will have his own Final Smash. What is it? You'll find out soon.)