My apologies for this chapter being so short!

I'd like to note that I am trying to make the Fandoms like the nations in Hetalia - they represent their community but also have their own personalities.

Still, if you think any of them are off, don't hesitate to tell me!

Supernatural: Steal Homestuck's moirail.

First off, you still can't be anyone else but Homestuck or Hetalia.

Second, you can't imagine yourself with such an idiotic combination of stereotypes and bad jokes. Even if it would anger Homestuck.

That's interesting, I said nothing about being together with them. Not in that way.

You can't be the Supernatural Fandom!

Hetalia: Freak out over Supernatural's words.

That's easy, you are already doing just that. Harry Potter notices your distress and comes over to you to to try and comfort you.

'What's wrong?' They ask you and Supernatural replies instead of you.

'Pasta head here got friendzoned so hard.'

The words almost slip over your head.

Then Supernatural goes who knows where and you are left with the Harry Potter Fandom who gives you a very long speech on how wonderful and important friendship is and how you shouldn't feel bad about what Supernatural told you.

Unsurprisingly, that doesn't help you a bit.

Homestuck: Freak out.

Jeez, stop giving such obvious commands, Captain Obvious.

Not half an hour ago Hetalia thought you didn't need them anymore, now they think they don't mean to you nearly as much as they do. And to be honest, no words can express how much you actually care for them.

'Uh, you okay there?' Doctor Who asks you.

'DO I LOOK OKAY, MOTHERFUCKER?' You snap at them.

'Just shag them already and shut up,' Sherlock's monotonous voice is heard again, this time from the couch.

'Excuse me?'

'Quit your whining and just go shag Hetalia already.'

Okay it's like they just WANT you to punch them.

You laugh, 'You don't understand anything, do you? Oh right, I forgot you're the Fandom who just can't let two people love each other platonically. They just haaaaaaaave to be fucking, especially if they're two men.'

Sherlock turns to you with such an angry look that if you yourself weren't so angry you'd be scared.

'Why don't you just end already?'

'Oh, I'll end, don't worry. Or would you like me to speed up the process and jump off a building?'

You weren't looking at them when you said that, but you hear a loud thump and the sound of sobbing makes you smile. Oh sweet Schadefreude. Why did you just think that word- (Okay, it's probably obvious who you got a German word from.)

Nope, you don't care at all that Doctor Who rushes to soothe Sherlock. Not at all.

You sure need someone to calm you down right now, though.

But you have no idea where that someone is. Nor do you think they would be up for that.

Why is everything so confusing?

You go to your room, hoping that nobody would be stupid enough to follow you here. They don't.

Then you make the biggest mistake you can right now. You turn on your laptop, despite knowing that checking for an update isn't exactly the best thing to do.

You really do need your moirail now.

Hetalia: Get away from Harry Potter.

Finally a decent command. That Fandom's seriously annoying you right now. They're probably nice but holy shit this is not what you need in this moment.

But you don't want to go to Homestuck, either. You won't admit this to anyone but yourself, but you are scared of what they could say. They once mentioned that moirails are like... platonic soul bros or something...

God fucking damn it, you don't really remember that well.

Hetalia: Forget your problems and see what the commotion in the corner of the yard is about.

You can't forget about your problems just like that, but you do notice the other Fandoms gathering around one place.

What's going on there? Free food, perhaps?

To be continued?