Dipper x Robbie

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1 Dipper is 17 and Robbie is 18 I do this in most of my stories I just feel weird writing about a 13-year-old boy.

2 I'll write in my normal dialogue of plenty style but if it's not easy to follow I'll try to do more non dialogue parts for my next story.

3 Dipper's perspective and since I'm terrible at thoughts they'll be italicized. Now that that's out of the way let get to the story.

Chapter I

"Hey Wendy do you know where Robbie is?" "No, why do you care I thought you and Robbie hated each other?" "Well me and him have been hanging out and we kind of became friends." "Oh well he should be at the mall right now. Why are you so anxious to see him?" "No reason I just want to see him is all okay." "If you say so but I think your gay for Robbie." "I am not gay why would you think that?" "No, reason you just never showed an interest in any other girls besides me and you stopped doing that when you turned 15 but hey if your gay go for it" "I AM NOT GAY!" "Ok Jesus I'm just joking go find Robbie." Stupid Wendy thinking I'm gay what an asshole I'm definitely not gay. Dipper got in his car and drove around awhile before finally actually going to the mall afraid that Wendy might actually be right about him being gay. Where is Robbie Jesus I've looked everywhere. "Dipper what are you doing here?" "Um nothing Mabel I should be asking you what are you doing here you hate the mall." "Well me and Pacifica have been hanging out more so we decided to come to the mall." "Well is EVERYONE becoming friends with their rivals? What's next is Grunkle Stan going to start hanging out Gideon?" "What are talking about?" "Nothing it just seems all of our old rivalries are staring to be friendships." "Well me and Pacifica are off see you at the Shack." "Wait before you go have you seen Robbie?" "Yeah he's at the Edgy on Puropse why?" "Why does everyone ask that I just want to see him Jesus Christ." "Okaaay weird but hey it's none of my business who you date." "I AM NOT GAY!" "Okay then see you later." Dipper found his way to Edgy on Purpose eventually after thinking about all the weird feelings he had about Robbie might not be happiness about being friends with him but something very different.

Chapter 2

Dipper walked into Edgy on Purpose taking in all the weird graphic tees and overly tight pants. Robbie should be in the hoodie section I should probably start looking there for him but where is it? "Are you finding everything okay?" "Um not really could you show me where the hoodies are?" "There in the very back on the left is that all sir?" "Yeah thanks miss." Well that was easier than I thought it would be. Dipper eventually made it to the back of the store after winding his way through the maze of pop-culture. "Dipper what are you doing here?" "Huh Robbie what do you think I'm doing here?" "I don't know looking for me I guess." "Why would you think that that's just creepy Robbie." "Well your daily outfit says you never come in here at all so that's a big give away man." "Maybe I just want to branch out." "Hey no need to get defensive on me Dipper." "Sorry Robbie I got in an argument with Wendy before I left." "Oh so can I ask you something." "Sure ask whatever you want." "Did you just come here to hang out with me?" "N- yeah I kinda did why?" "Oh I just over heard you and Mable's conversation when you were looking for me." Robbie eyes glowed mischievous glint as he eyed Dipper with a lustful look. "Well what do you want to do then Dipper?" "I don't care I'm kinda hungry though." "Well I guess were going to the food court then." "Cool let's go then oh yeah watch out for my ex he's here somewhere I think." "Wait your GAY?!" "Yeah Wendy didn't tell you." "NO, she didn't tell me anything about you being GAY!" "Ok just quit shouting okay? I tell you about me after we eat ok?" "Yeah that's ok sorry about yelling. "Hey no problem man now let's go eat."

Chapter 3

Robbie and Dipper did some shopping in other random stores before finally making it to the food court. "So Dipper what do you want to eat?" "I don't know I'm not really in the mood for any chain restaurant do they have anything new?" "Uh I think so if there is it's called Willies Smokehouse." Willies Smokehouse what kind of redneck restaurant name is that? Better than anything I guess. "Yeah that's good. It sells barbecue right?" "No, it sells doughnuts and cake… what do you think it sells Dipper?" "Okay go order me a rack of ribs and some fries while I go find us a seat." "K get us a good seat okay?" "Yeah I know just go get us the food." Dipper walked to the first 2 seater table he could find… granted it was located in the darkest smelliest spot in the whole food court but who cares? So Robbie's gay… I wonder if he's dated any guys or not? If it turns I am gay do, I really want Robbie to be my first boyfriend experience? "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit if it isn't my old friend Dipper Pines!" "Gideon what are you doing here? I mean I purposely chose this spot so no one would bother me and Robbie." "Oh am I intruding your date? I am ever so sorry for intruding on you my friend." "ONE I'm am not on date with Robbie. At least I don't think I am. Secondly how are we friends your life basically revolves around destroying me and my family?" "Oh come on now can't we let bygones be bygones?" "I don't know Gideon you did destroy the Mystery Shack and stalked my sister for a while so I'm not sure if I want be friends with you." "Well I never… how dare you talk to me like that BOY!" "Whoa calm down there Gideon didn't mean to be rude or anything but I think you better leave." "Oh and why's that!?" "Because Robbie looks like he's ready to pound your face in that's why." "Oh well…um…FINE!" Gideon walked off with as much dignity as a 4'10 15-year-old can muster. "Oh look at his little booty jiggle in his little suit Dipper!" "Robbie just…just shut up."

Chapter 4

"Hey so any idea why Gideon came over here?" "I don't know Robbie I haven't talked to the kid in a long time but if I know Gideon he's trying to get into Mabel's pants more than likely." Robbie tried to contain his laughter as he heard Dipper nonchalantly mention his sisters junk. "Well then Dipper when you'd become so vulgar?" "Vulgar I'm not vulgar just stating facts I've observed from Gideon trying to be friends with me." "Well Professor Pines why haven't bombarded me with questions yet?" "Cause I'm trying to enjoy my food before I forget about it when I do start bombarding you with questions." "Well hurry up I'm going somewhere after we talk since it's like 4:30 in the afternoon and it takes me forever to get ready." Robbie rolled eyes and waited for Pine Tree to finish eating. "Good choice of food there Robbie so first off how did you figure you were gay?" "I think it was Bill Cipher or Thompson Pine Tree." "OH MY FUCKING GOD don't call me Pine Tree or I'll punch you right in the mouth!" "Why Pine Tree is an adorable nickname Dipper?" "Well…um" Dipper's face blushed a deep shade of crimson at Robbie's affectionate complement. "Well anyway so since you know Bill's nickname for me I guess Bill was your first. I just have one question WHY THE HELL WOULD DO THAT?!" "No yelling remember people stare and to answer your question he was the only one that knew about my secret besides Wendy cause new flash he's omniscient." "Oh well that makes sense I guess and…um… you can call me Pine Tree if you want." "I don't know I kinda like my face because you know?" "Robbie just shut up and I think you better go don't want to be late." "K hey here's an idea do you want to come with me?" "Depends on where we're going." "Can't tell you that it's a surprise Pine Tree." Dippers was taken back by how affectionate Robbie sounded when he said Pine Tree. Note to self-get used to the affectionate way Robbie says Pine Tree. "Ok call the Shack's business phone when you're on coming to pick me up." "Will do see you later." As the boys went separate ways they both reflected on their meeting and what the future held for both of them.