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Also, thanks again for the reviews and I will most certainly be posting a story about Cora and social networking. Because let's face it... that's hysterical. I have a few more ideas to tackle but there will def be many more chapters in this story. So just bare with me! :) Next chapter will probably be up tomorrow.

Emma stared blankly at the woman in front of her, attempting to process the words that she just said.

"You want me to… what?" Emma asked dumbfounded.

"I want to learn how to drive that strange carriage you call a 'car' from you." Cora said again firmly.

"Why?" Emma asked completely confused.

"Because I can't keep poofing around town, it's freaking people out." Cora said sadly.

She remembered just yesterday when she poofed into Granny's and was almost shot with her crossbow.

"Why do you want me to teach you?"

"Because Regina sure as hell won't." Cora said bitterly.

"Have you asked her?" Emma asked seriously.

Flashback

"Regina, will you teach me how to drive?" Cora asked sweetly.

"Absolutely not mother."

"Whyyyyyyyy." Cora whined.

"Because you have consistently blown everything else of mine up, the last thing I need is you blowing up my Benz." Regina replied coolly, her eyes trained on her mother.

"But Reginnnaaaaaaa." Cora whined again.

"NO!" Regina said firmly again.

"Pleasseeeeee." Cora pouted. Regina stared at her mother for a few minutes, taking in that sickeningly sweet look.

"Why are you pouting?" Regina asked examining the look.

"Because it works when Emma does it."

"Emma taught you how to pout?" Regina asked, raising an eyebrow.

"She said it's full proof." Cora explained.

"First Henry, now you…" Regina let out a sigh as Cora stuck out her bottom lip once more.

"Fine." Regina caved, grabbing her keys and leading her mother outside to the car. "Get in." She said pointing to the driver's side while she sat in the passenger's side.

Cora excitedly hopped into the car, her hands going to the steering wheel and playfully rocking the wheel back and forth,

"Vrooom Vrooom." Cora said happily as her daughter sat next to her with a raised eyebrow.

"Yep, not happening." Regina said taking the keys and exiting the vehicle.

Cora sat in the car, pouting, her hands still on the wheel.

"Vroom vroom." She said sadly.

Present

"No." Cora answered, lying to Emma of course, but she didn't need to know that.

Emma let out a sigh.

"Fine. But we are taking the bug, Regina would shit if we took the Benz." Emma said grabbing her keys.

"You really expect me to drive that thing." Cora said with disgust as they approached her bug.

"WHAT IS WITH THIS FAMILY HATING ON MY BEAUTIFUL BABY!" Emma yelled in frustration, running to her car and rubbing a soothing hand on the side, "Shhhh baby it's all okay, mommy's here and she won't let anyone say anything mean about you."

"Oh for god's sake get in the car." Cora said with an eye roll, making a grab for the keys.

"Nope! I am driving to the school parking lot and there I will teach you how to drive." Emma said firmly.

Cora rolled her eyes but got in the car nonetheless.

"Hey Emma where you heading?" Her mother's voice flitted through the air causing the blonde to turn.

"Cora wants me to teach her how to drive." Emma said with a smirk.

"Mind if I tag along?" Snow asked hopefully, she wanted to spend time with her daughter, even if that meant sharing her with Cora.

"Of course, hop on in." Emma said with a smile as they entered the car.

"Hello Snow." Cora said curtly.

"Cora."

The drive to the school was quick and once Emma parked the car and shut it off she stepped out, Cora following.

"Alright, go ahead and get in the driver's side." Emma instructed, sitting in the passenger side while Cora slid in the drivers.

Cora placed her hands on the wheel and smiled.

"Vroom Vroom."

Emma just stared at Cora while she stared and smiled back, an un-amused expression on Emma's face.

"Okay do that again and we are done." Emma said seriously, watching Cora's face fall.

"Regina didn't like it either." Cora commented.

"What-?"

"What?" Cora asked quickly, realizing her mistake. Emma glared at her suspiciously before telling her what to do.

"Okay first start the car by turning the keys. Good. Now I want you to put your foot on the brake, that's the left pedal, good. Now you have to shift the car into Drive. Keep your foot on the brake." Emma instructed, watching Cora's moves.

"Now what?"

"Okay it's in Drive, now take your foot off of the brake." Cora did and the car started to slowly move forward.

"What is it doing why are we moving what is going on?" Cora asked frantically as the car inched forward.

"It's okay Cora." Snow said encouragingly.

"Cora just put your foot on the gas and give it a little it's alright. The right pedal."

Cora pressed down on the gas a little, making the car speed up to only 5 mph.

"WHAT IS THIS MAGIC WHAT IS HAPPENING OH GOD WHAT DO I DO!?"

"Cora just relax this is what its supposed to-."

"WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO GO THIS FAST!"

"Cora calm the fuck down!"

"WHAT DO I DO!"

"CALM THE FUCK DOWN WOMAN!" Emma yelled out as Cora continued to freak out as they moved at a leisurely pace.

"LET ME OUT OF THIS DEATH TRAP!"

Emma rolled her eyes before slouching back in the seat, hitting her head off of the side of the window as Cora continued to flip out while going 5 mph.

"EMMA HOW DO I STOP THIS MACHINE!"

"Put your foot on the brake." Emma said irritably.

"BRAKE?! WHAT IS A BRAKE!?" Cora shouted out, her eyes on the lot in front of them.

"BUNNY RABBIT!" Snow shrieked from the back, making Cora's eyes widen.

"EMMA I MUST STOP THIS VEHICLE!"

"CORA STOP THE CAR YOU'LL HIT THE BUNNY!"

"I KNOW SNOW!"

"STOP THE CAR!"

"I CAN'T" Cora yelled as she watched them inch closer to the rabbit.

"You've gotta be kidding me." Emma mumbled, busting out into a laugh as she watched her mother freak out over a rabbit that was at least 50 yards away, while Cora continued to flip about the speed of the car.

"Brake Cora." Emma said between laughs.

"BRAKE GOT IT BRAKE!" Cora yelled as she hit a pedal, sending the car flying forward.

"THAT WASN'T THE BRAKE!"

"CORA BUNNY RABBIT!"

The car shot out in speed, taking off to 25 mph and approaching the bunny at a fast pace.

"CORA!" Snow screamed from the back in fear. At the last second Cora swerved the wheel avoiding the rabbit.

"HOW DO I STOP THE CAR!"

"The brake Cora." Emma said again in irritation.

"CORA THERE IS A SQUIRREL!"

"I CAN'T STOP!"

"CORA!"

*thump*

"COOORRAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOO IT HAD A FAMILLYYYYYYY!" Snow cried from the back, tears springing into her eyes.

The continued to move forward and by this point Emma just rolled her eyes again.

"Cora stop the damn car already."

"I CAN'T!" Cora yelled out.

"PRESS THE LEFT PEDAL!" Emma yelled out, causing Cora to finally come to and slam on the brake, making the car come to a sudden stop.

Emma quickly put the bug in park and watched as Snow hopped from the car and rushed to the squirrel.

"I just ran over one of Snow's woodland friends." Cora said in shock.

"She has plenty." Emma huffed out.

"IT'S ALIVE!" Snow called out happily, picking up the creature and running back to the car, hopping in. "It just has a broken paw!"

"Mom get that thing out of my car it probably has a disease." Emma said with disgust as she eyed the creature.

"Emma it has a family it needs to get back to!" Snow said with a said pout.

"I'm not healing that." Cora said firmly.

"YOU'RE THE REASON IT HAS A BROKEN PAW!"

"IT'S A FUCKING SQUIRREL SNOW!"

"FAMILY CORA, FAMILY!" Snow yelled angrily shoving the squirrel in Cora's face.

"If Regina broke her hand would you fix it?!" Snow demanded.

Cora merely rolled her eyes and nodded.

"That's different, Regina isn't a filthy squirrel." Cora answered.

"I don't know about that filthy part." Emma said aloud with a smug smirk. Blushing when she realized she had.

"I'm going to ignore that." Snow said before turning back to Cora.

"I am not touching that."

"Alright come on, I'm driving us home." Emma said as she exited the vehicle, switching spots with Cora and driving back to the mansion.

They exited the car quickly and rushed into the house.

"Regina!" Emma called out.

A few seconds later Regina came waltzing into the living room. Her eyes brightening when she saw Emma.

"What's wrong?" She asked worriedly when she saw her girlfriend's expression.

"I need you to heal something."

"Someone." Snow corrected making Cora roll her eyes.

"Are you hurt?" Regina asked; her eyes widening as she began to look over her girlfriend.

"Not me baby." Emma said sweetly, loving her girlfriend's attention.

"Who?"

"Charlie." Snow piped up.

"Who is-…. Snow why are you holding a squirrel… and what is it doing in my home?" Regina asked eyeing the animal.

"Cora hit him."

"Mother why would you hit a squirrel!?" Regina asked shocked, imagining her mother chasing a squirrel with a bat or something.

"I didn't do it on purpose!" Cora retorted.

"Emma was teaching her how to drive-."

"YOU WHAT!?" Regina yelled, her eyes looking accusingly to her girlfriend.

"She asked me to teach her-."

"AFTER I TOLD HER NO."

"Woah, she asked you?" Emma asked in confusion, looking to Cora.

"Did I not mention that?" Cora asked sheepishly.

Regina shook her head before looking back to the squirrel.

"Hold it out." She instructed Snow. Very carefully she touched the small mammal, willing its bones to heal and giving a small smile when the squirrel seemed to twitch happily.

"Thank you Regina." Snow said gratefully, "No thanks to you." She shot out at Cora.

Regina raised an eyebrow in response.

"Cora wouldn't touch the squirrel."

"HIS NAME IS CHARLES!"

"I thought his name was Charlie?" Emma asked in confusion.

"Its formal name is Charles. Charlie for short."

Cora eyed Snow with a strange look before speaking.

"You have problems."

"I love animals."

"Whatever it's weird." Cora said with a dismissive wave of her hand.

"Snow could you please take the squirrel-." Regina stopped at Snow's glare, "I mean Charles, back to his family?"

Snow nodded with hesitation before leaving Cora and Emma alone with Regina.

There aren't many times when an angry Regina frightens her… but ever since Cora had been living with them those times became more frequent.

Emma eyed her wearily.

"Sit. Please." Regina said with her Evil Queen smile, making Emma gulp as she took a seat, Cora sitting down next to her.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?" Regina yelled out.

"She wanted to learn how to drive!" Emma defended.

"SHE BLOWS EVERYTHING UP!"

"We didn't take the Benz!"

"Much to my dismay, I had to drive that death trap you call a car." Cora added haughtily.

Regina paused at this, looking to her mother with an angry glare.

"THE ONE THING YOU COULD'VE BLOWN UP BUT DIDN'T! YOU SET MY FUCKING APPLE TREE ON FIRE NOT LONG AGO BUT YOU COULDN'T MANAGE TO BLOW UP MISS SWAN'S GOD FORSAKEN BUG!?" Regina yelled out in anger.

"HEY!" Emma yelled back, standing up but sitting back down when Regina stared her down.

"I told Emma that I didn't ask you." Cora defended Emma.

Regina let out an exasperated sigh before allowing herself to relax slightly.

"I need a drink." Regina muttered before heading to her den for some apple cider.

"Ever since you got here you've done nothing but put me in the dog house." Emma whined to Cora.

"Perhaps you two should have more make up sex." Cora suggested.

"What is with you and sex woman?" Emma asked curiously.

"I haven't gotten laid in awhile." Cora commented idly.

"Maybe you should go to the bar and pick someone up." Emma suggested not thinking Cora would ever take that suggestion seriously.

"Perhaps."

The next morning

"Emma have you seen my mother this morning?" Regina asked in confusion. The woman's door was still shut but she was usually up by now, so Regina didn't even bother checking the room.

"No baby I haven't." Emma replied before wrapping her arms around her girlfriend. "Why?"

"I just wanted to apologize to her for snapping last night." Regina answered.

"Where was my apology?" Emma said with a smirk.

"You." Regina said kissing Emma softly, "Had your apology given to you last night." She whispered against her lips.

"Mmmm I sure did." Emma replied cockily.

"Perhaps we should check her room." Regina said worriedly, grabbing Emma's hand and leading her up the stairs.

"Mother." Regina called as she knocked on the door, opening it and walking into the room.

"OH FUCK!" Emma yelled out covering her eyes and turning around. Regina just stood with her mouth open.

Cora was currently propped against the headboard, her hands handcuffed and above her head; luckily another body was blocking the top of hers.

"Hello dear." Cora said in surprise, forgetting that she had magically soundproofed her room, she wiggled her fingers, un-sound proofing it.

"Hey Emma, Regina." The voice said, making Regina's eyes widen and Emma to turn back around.

"LEROY!?" The two women screeched out in unison.

Regina felt her knees grow weak and buckle, Emma's arms catching her as she blacked out and quickly pulling her from the room.

"You kids have fun." Emma said before rushing herself and Regina's body from the room.

"Regina is gonna be scarred for life now." Emma mumbled as she laid Regina down on her bed.

"Hey baby you okay?" Emma cooed as she gently eased Regina back into the land of the living.

"Emma?" Regina asked in confusion as she saw her girlfriend hovering above her.

"Hey baby you alright?"

"I had the strangest dream, I saw my mother in bed with Leroy."

"Yeaaahhh baby about that-."

"OH LEROY!"

Regina's face paled and Emma gave a sheepish smile.

"SOUND PROOF IT PLEASE!" Emma yelled out, the noises quickly dying out.

Regina's eyes rolled back in her head as she promptly passed out once more.

One thought on her mind.

Damnit mother.