D is for Duke Devlin and for drunk.
D is also for dyslexia.
Duke Devlin is a drunken dyslexic
Duke Devlin is a drunken dyslexic driving through a Dunkin Donuts Drivethrough.
Duke likes to dance to Duran Duran while he's drunk in his car.
Duke was drunk when he got his hair dyed a dishwater color.
Duke Devlin hates disestablimentarianism. He also doesn't like drugs.
Duke drives into a disillusioned disestabllishmentarianist at a demonstration.
The disillusioned disestabllishmentarianist dove into a distillary of dangerous kangaroos.
The kangaroos were drunken.
They drove a dove shaped car into Dunkin Donuts and no one understands how it happened.
But Duke Devlin, silly silly boy that he is, is a drunken dyslexic in a Dunkin Donuts drivethrough.
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