Okay, peopleses. This is the fourth chapter to one of the most popular things I've ever written. If anyone has any taste at all, they'll read 'IT is back' as soon as they read this. And hopefully I'll have a good day and write it perfectly. Er, back to this fic... It will be slightly different from the previous chapters. Instead of it just being a simple little crossover between Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers, and whatever other PBS things I've included, I'm going to be adding a few characters from a few shows on Fox... Well, not all that much more that I can think of to say except REMEMBER TO REVIEW IT! Okay, uh, cancel that line about the Fox shows. I just started the 6th chapter, and it goes a lot deeper than just two Fox shows and a handful of PBS shows... Anyways, on to the fic!
Heero stared at Duo. One Mississippi... Two Mississippi... Three Mississippi... "Heero? Why are you staring at me like that?" Four Mississippi... Five Mississippi... Heero blinked repeatedly. "Well, a while ago I took some dating class thing or something like that... Five seconds of eye contact is good, supposedly... That's what they said, anyways..." Duo nodded his head, and then frowned. "What is it?" "Uh... Well, I don't have enough money to buy more pizza, Heero... Do you?" Heero shook his head, and Duo shrugged his shoulders as he began dialing the number on his phone which was conveniently placed nearby just for this scene. "Uh... Yeah, it's me again..... Well, that's what I always get, isn't it? Well I don't need to put it on my tab, because Bill Gates has generously volunteered to pay for it, so put it on his tab... Okay then. Bye. And remember, NO ANCHOVIES!!!" Heero gave Duo a questioning glance. "They're putting it on Bill Gates' tab." "That's not why I'm looking at you like this. I'm giving you this questioning look because I want to know why you yelled like that." "They always put anchovies on my pizza, and I hate anchovies."
Trowa shivered. "Did you have to throw all of my clothes at those guys?" Quatre nodded his head. "Yup. Wufei is over there brutally stabbing Mr. Rogers, and I'm sure as hell not going to throw my own clothes at a bunch of muppets, or whatever the hell they are... I'm not a stripper." Trowa glanced at the unconcious Sesame Assassins. "Quatre, what's a muppet?" Quatre smiled. "That's a very good question. Well, it's not quite a mop... And it's not quite a puppet... So... To answer your question, I have absolutely no idea." "Oh." Then something red ran by the opening of the alleyway, and the three gundam pilots heard giggles coming from that direction. "W-Who's there?" Quatre asked fearfully. His question was met with another giggle. "Killing fun! Kill! Kill!" A voice said, and then one of the most feared killers in the entire universe entered the alley. "OH NO!!! TROOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAA!!!" Quatre hugged Trowa close to him and closed his eyes. "Trowa, that's a teletubby! Make it go away! Don't let it kill me!"
Duo opened the door and grabbed 10 boxes of pizza quickly from the arms of the pizza delivery guy and then slammed the door in his face. "Bill Gates is paying, not me!" Duo carried the pizzas back to where he had een sitting and began eating. "10 extra large pizzas?" Duo gave Heero a hurt, insulted look. "Heero, how could you suggest I'd eat 10 extra large pizzas? I had at least a whole large too..." Heero turned on the t.v. "Duo? I am unfamiliar with the channels you get... You find something to watch." Duo took the remote control. "Heero? Do you even have a t.v. at all?" Heero blushed and shook his head. "That's what I thought. Aha! Heero, you ever seen the Drew Carey show?" "Nope." "Well, in a half an hour you will have seen a whole episode of it." Heero and Duo watched intently as Mimi found a small metal device with one red button on it. "Probably one of Drews stupid pranks, but hey, I was getting bored." Drew entered the room, and Mimi pressed the button. Suddenly Drew and Mimi disappeared from the Winfred Lauder office. "Where'd they go?" Duo asked. Heero tapped Duo on the shoulder and pointed in the center of Duos living room at Drew and Mimi.
"Wow, great prank, pig." Mimi muttered. "I didn't do it. It was... Uh... That girl over there on the couch!" Drew pointed at Duo. Heero stood up, walked over to Drew, and hit him as hard as he could dead center on Drews stomache. "OW! Hey, you're pretty... Ow... Strong for a... Ow... Little guy... Ow..." Drew said while doubled over, attempting not to cry. "Owowowowow... It still hurts... Why'd you... Ow... Hit me?" Heero glared at Drew. "You called Duo a girl." Drew turned his gaze towards Duo. "Well, so I don't know all that many guys with hair that long, so sue me... Please don't sue me, I don't have any money." Mimi frowned. "Well, Drew, you've done it again. You've gotten us transported to a parallel universe full of long-haired hippies and people with no fashion." Drew put his hands over his eyes. "Oh, God, no! I'm trapped in a world full of Mimis!" Mimi hit Drew and sat down on the couch between Heero and Duo. As soon as she did so, the couch split in half and crumpled under her weight. "And they don't make couches very well either."
Quatre kept his arms wrapped around Trowa as the menacing creatures came closer... And closer... And then Wufei jumped off of Mr. Rogers and onto the nearest teletubby, stabbing and slashing at it quickly and fiercely. Wufei sliced off one of the red teletubbies arms (I don't know the damned things names, so I'll be referring to them by their color. Kay?) and the red freak grinned evilly at Wufei. It's severed limb suddenly grew back, and then the teletubby bit down on Wufeis arm with it's razor sharp fangs. "Help! It's got me! This thing might have rebies or something! HEEEEEEEELP!!!" Quatre realised his friend was in trouble and then immediately knew what he had to do. Quatre picked up Trowa by the legs and began swinging him at the teletubbies. "No! No! Pain! Run!" The yellow teletubby shrieked, and all of the evil villains ran from the alley, swearing to get revenge for their defeat as they ran.
"It is more serious than we thought. They are strong with the Farce, Nosi Wan. They must be stopped at all costs!" (Um... This is turning out to be a real pain in the ass. Alright, I'm about to introduce a character from a movie called 'If Looks Could Kill.' Its a movie about some guy that gets confused for a spy or something and gets involved in the whole bad guy tries to take over the world plot. If you've never seen the movie, you probably have no idea what I'm talking about, but if you have, you know the character. The short lady with the gold necklace/whip thing. I don't know her name, so I'm simply going to refer to her as the short lady with the necklace/whip thing, or tslwtnwt for short. But because that is not a name, I shall call her... Mini Me. Ack, no, I'll just call her The Midget. Kay? Alrighty then...) The Midget said. "Yes, they must be if they were able to defeat the Terrifyingly Terrible Teletubbies. Aso known as The Triple T. Also known as TTTTT, which is he initials of The Triple TTT. Get it? Okay, mow on with the plot. Er, I spilled coffee on the next page of the script. Could I borrow yours? Thanks. Ahem... 'Alright you stupid dickwad, you can have your stuff, but don't call me anymore and don't come near my apartment.'" The Midget grabbed the paper from Nosi and handed him a different paper. "A note to my ex boyfriend. Sorry." Nosi nodded his head and read from the script. "'A box of doughnuts, a loaf of bread, two gallons of milk, a dozen eggs, a two liter bottle of Diet Pepsi, carrots, and Cap'n Crunch.' Let me guess, your shopping list?" The Midget shook her head. "No, that's the script." "Oh. Well, whatever, send those guys we picked up from the alternate universe to deal with them." "Yes, Mr. Kanickakanack."
Duo threw a box of pizza at Mimi. "You stupid bitch! You broke my couch! It'll take all of the money we get from selling the extra bed to pay for a new one... I wanted a Playstation..." Heero flashed a grin at Duo. "Hey, Duo, I have a house, you know. We only need one house, so with the money from my house, we could get a Playstation. And a whole hell of a lotta games for it, too." Duo smiled happily. "Okay! Uh... What're we gonna do about these two?" Heero flashed Duo. (Just in case you didn't quite get that, I meant Heero exposed a certain part of his anatomy for a brief period of time.) "Well, we could ask them to aid us in our holy quest to vanquish the evil PBS station." Duo nodded his head. "Let's do it. So, will you two help us destroy the evil station of PBS?" Mimi and Drew looked as if they were about to say no, but Heero said something that quickly changed their minds. "Free beer and makeup if you help us." The two interdimensional travellers agreed to help vanquish PBS. "Okay, let's go find the others... Before it's too late..." (Fade to black.... And roll the credits!)
Director: Me
Producer: Me
Lights: Me
Scenery: Me
Cameras and photography: Me
Everything between the ( ): Me
Casting: Me
Credits: Me
Sound by: Me
Color by: Me
Co-Producer: Me
International executive vice assistant director: Me
Special effects: Me
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all: Me
Guest Stars:
Drew Carey as himself
Mimi Beaubeck (I think that's how it's spelled, but not sure...) as herself
Starring:
Duo Maxwell as himself
Heero Yuy as himself
Quatre Raberba Winner as himself
Trowa Barton as himself
Wufei Chang (Or Chang Wufei, I don't know, I'm so confused!) as himself
Elmo as a cross between a mop and a puppet
The Count, Big Bird, Mr. Rogers, Cookie Monster, and Oscar as themselves
The teletubbies as murderous killing machines that run when hit with a naked Trowa Barton
Special Mention to:
ME, without who none of this would have been necessary. Er, possible, that is.
THE END
Well, hopefully you liked it and it wasn't all that bad... I promise I'll have the next chapter up as soon as possible! And now I believe I shall exit... Goodbye for now, people!
Heero stared at Duo. One Mississippi... Two Mississippi... Three Mississippi... "Heero? Why are you staring at me like that?" Four Mississippi... Five Mississippi... Heero blinked repeatedly. "Well, a while ago I took some dating class thing or something like that... Five seconds of eye contact is good, supposedly... That's what they said, anyways..." Duo nodded his head, and then frowned. "What is it?" "Uh... Well, I don't have enough money to buy more pizza, Heero... Do you?" Heero shook his head, and Duo shrugged his shoulders as he began dialing the number on his phone which was conveniently placed nearby just for this scene. "Uh... Yeah, it's me again..... Well, that's what I always get, isn't it? Well I don't need to put it on my tab, because Bill Gates has generously volunteered to pay for it, so put it on his tab... Okay then. Bye. And remember, NO ANCHOVIES!!!" Heero gave Duo a questioning glance. "They're putting it on Bill Gates' tab." "That's not why I'm looking at you like this. I'm giving you this questioning look because I want to know why you yelled like that." "They always put anchovies on my pizza, and I hate anchovies."
Trowa shivered. "Did you have to throw all of my clothes at those guys?" Quatre nodded his head. "Yup. Wufei is over there brutally stabbing Mr. Rogers, and I'm sure as hell not going to throw my own clothes at a bunch of muppets, or whatever the hell they are... I'm not a stripper." Trowa glanced at the unconcious Sesame Assassins. "Quatre, what's a muppet?" Quatre smiled. "That's a very good question. Well, it's not quite a mop... And it's not quite a puppet... So... To answer your question, I have absolutely no idea." "Oh." Then something red ran by the opening of the alleyway, and the three gundam pilots heard giggles coming from that direction. "W-Who's there?" Quatre asked fearfully. His question was met with another giggle. "Killing fun! Kill! Kill!" A voice said, and then one of the most feared killers in the entire universe entered the alley. "OH NO!!! TROOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAA!!!" Quatre hugged Trowa close to him and closed his eyes. "Trowa, that's a teletubby! Make it go away! Don't let it kill me!"
Duo opened the door and grabbed 10 boxes of pizza quickly from the arms of the pizza delivery guy and then slammed the door in his face. "Bill Gates is paying, not me!" Duo carried the pizzas back to where he had een sitting and began eating. "10 extra large pizzas?" Duo gave Heero a hurt, insulted look. "Heero, how could you suggest I'd eat 10 extra large pizzas? I had at least a whole large too..." Heero turned on the t.v. "Duo? I am unfamiliar with the channels you get... You find something to watch." Duo took the remote control. "Heero? Do you even have a t.v. at all?" Heero blushed and shook his head. "That's what I thought. Aha! Heero, you ever seen the Drew Carey show?" "Nope." "Well, in a half an hour you will have seen a whole episode of it." Heero and Duo watched intently as Mimi found a small metal device with one red button on it. "Probably one of Drews stupid pranks, but hey, I was getting bored." Drew entered the room, and Mimi pressed the button. Suddenly Drew and Mimi disappeared from the Winfred Lauder office. "Where'd they go?" Duo asked. Heero tapped Duo on the shoulder and pointed in the center of Duos living room at Drew and Mimi.
"Wow, great prank, pig." Mimi muttered. "I didn't do it. It was... Uh... That girl over there on the couch!" Drew pointed at Duo. Heero stood up, walked over to Drew, and hit him as hard as he could dead center on Drews stomache. "OW! Hey, you're pretty... Ow... Strong for a... Ow... Little guy... Ow..." Drew said while doubled over, attempting not to cry. "Owowowowow... It still hurts... Why'd you... Ow... Hit me?" Heero glared at Drew. "You called Duo a girl." Drew turned his gaze towards Duo. "Well, so I don't know all that many guys with hair that long, so sue me... Please don't sue me, I don't have any money." Mimi frowned. "Well, Drew, you've done it again. You've gotten us transported to a parallel universe full of long-haired hippies and people with no fashion." Drew put his hands over his eyes. "Oh, God, no! I'm trapped in a world full of Mimis!" Mimi hit Drew and sat down on the couch between Heero and Duo. As soon as she did so, the couch split in half and crumpled under her weight. "And they don't make couches very well either."
Quatre kept his arms wrapped around Trowa as the menacing creatures came closer... And closer... And then Wufei jumped off of Mr. Rogers and onto the nearest teletubby, stabbing and slashing at it quickly and fiercely. Wufei sliced off one of the red teletubbies arms (I don't know the damned things names, so I'll be referring to them by their color. Kay?) and the red freak grinned evilly at Wufei. It's severed limb suddenly grew back, and then the teletubby bit down on Wufeis arm with it's razor sharp fangs. "Help! It's got me! This thing might have rebies or something! HEEEEEEEELP!!!" Quatre realised his friend was in trouble and then immediately knew what he had to do. Quatre picked up Trowa by the legs and began swinging him at the teletubbies. "No! No! Pain! Run!" The yellow teletubby shrieked, and all of the evil villains ran from the alley, swearing to get revenge for their defeat as they ran.
"It is more serious than we thought. They are strong with the Farce, Nosi Wan. They must be stopped at all costs!" (Um... This is turning out to be a real pain in the ass. Alright, I'm about to introduce a character from a movie called 'If Looks Could Kill.' Its a movie about some guy that gets confused for a spy or something and gets involved in the whole bad guy tries to take over the world plot. If you've never seen the movie, you probably have no idea what I'm talking about, but if you have, you know the character. The short lady with the gold necklace/whip thing. I don't know her name, so I'm simply going to refer to her as the short lady with the necklace/whip thing, or tslwtnwt for short. But because that is not a name, I shall call her... Mini Me. Ack, no, I'll just call her The Midget. Kay? Alrighty then...) The Midget said. "Yes, they must be if they were able to defeat the Terrifyingly Terrible Teletubbies. Aso known as The Triple T. Also known as TTTTT, which is he initials of The Triple TTT. Get it? Okay, mow on with the plot. Er, I spilled coffee on the next page of the script. Could I borrow yours? Thanks. Ahem... 'Alright you stupid dickwad, you can have your stuff, but don't call me anymore and don't come near my apartment.'" The Midget grabbed the paper from Nosi and handed him a different paper. "A note to my ex boyfriend. Sorry." Nosi nodded his head and read from the script. "'A box of doughnuts, a loaf of bread, two gallons of milk, a dozen eggs, a two liter bottle of Diet Pepsi, carrots, and Cap'n Crunch.' Let me guess, your shopping list?" The Midget shook her head. "No, that's the script." "Oh. Well, whatever, send those guys we picked up from the alternate universe to deal with them." "Yes, Mr. Kanickakanack."
Duo threw a box of pizza at Mimi. "You stupid bitch! You broke my couch! It'll take all of the money we get from selling the extra bed to pay for a new one... I wanted a Playstation..." Heero flashed a grin at Duo. "Hey, Duo, I have a house, you know. We only need one house, so with the money from my house, we could get a Playstation. And a whole hell of a lotta games for it, too." Duo smiled happily. "Okay! Uh... What're we gonna do about these two?" Heero flashed Duo. (Just in case you didn't quite get that, I meant Heero exposed a certain part of his anatomy for a brief period of time.) "Well, we could ask them to aid us in our holy quest to vanquish the evil PBS station." Duo nodded his head. "Let's do it. So, will you two help us destroy the evil station of PBS?" Mimi and Drew looked as if they were about to say no, but Heero said something that quickly changed their minds. "Free beer and makeup if you help us." The two interdimensional travellers agreed to help vanquish PBS. "Okay, let's go find the others... Before it's too late..." (Fade to black.... And roll the credits!)
Director: Me
Producer: Me
Lights: Me
Scenery: Me
Cameras and photography: Me
Everything between the ( ): Me
Casting: Me
Credits: Me
Sound by: Me
Color by: Me
Co-Producer: Me
International executive vice assistant director: Me
Special effects: Me
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all: Me
Guest Stars:
Drew Carey as himself
Mimi Beaubeck (I think that's how it's spelled, but not sure...) as herself
Starring:
Duo Maxwell as himself
Heero Yuy as himself
Quatre Raberba Winner as himself
Trowa Barton as himself
Wufei Chang (Or Chang Wufei, I don't know, I'm so confused!) as himself
Elmo as a cross between a mop and a puppet
The Count, Big Bird, Mr. Rogers, Cookie Monster, and Oscar as themselves
The teletubbies as murderous killing machines that run when hit with a naked Trowa Barton
Special Mention to:
ME, without who none of this would have been necessary. Er, possible, that is.
THE END
Well, hopefully you liked it and it wasn't all that bad... I promise I'll have the next chapter up as soon as possible! And now I believe I shall exit... Goodbye for now, people!