Chapter 4: friendship failure

Roxas. Hour 5 (fixing friendship)

Roxas made his way down one of the millions of hall ways in ikea. He lost Kairi and Riku and he had no idea where Namine ran off to. "yo, Roxas over here" a voice called from behind. The blond turned to find his two best friends standing behind him.

"Xion! Your all right… why are you here Axel?"

"oh you don't want me here now?" he grumbled sounding annoyed.

"I didn't mean it like th-" "save it traitor! Me and all the readers saw you pick that girl over your best friend! *sob* i-I thought we were supposed to stick together! But I was wrooong"

Axel turned to leave Roxas. "guys! Waaaaait!" Xion turned around and kicked Roxas in the 'boys' causing him to fall to the ground in pain. "traitors must be eliminated"

Kairi and Vanitas Hour 6 (hiding from Vanitas fan girls)

Kairi watched as a group of girls run down the hall scouting around for Vanitas. "Where's that evil red head!" one fan girl called while the others screamed about how much they love Vanitas. "You shouldn't be mad at them for loving me so much, I mean come on look at me. I'm adorable"

*Death Glare*

"oh come on I was joking!" he pleaded

"KYAHHH! I THINK I HEARD HIS SEXY VOICE!" a random girl called looking around the children's toy section. Kairi slumped further down in the play house hoping the crazy girls wouldn't find them. "will you keep your voice down! They might hear us!" she scolded him while wagging her finger around. "Alright, alright….princess"

Vanitas pulled himself up to look out the toy house window to see if the fan girls were gone but was quickly shocked when Yuffie popped her head threw the window scaring the crap out of him.

"HEEEERRRREEESSSS YUFFIE!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"

Axel and Xion (talking bad about X bestfriend)

"His hair had less volume then a deflated ball!"

"iiiiiiiiii kkkkknnnnnoooowwww! I looks like it was used as a mop to wipe a monkeys but!"

Axel and Xion high fived each other as they continued their horrible jokes about roxas. "Axel call 911 because we are on FIREEEEEEEEEEE"

"aww yeeeea"

Just then some random person screamed EK pulling them out of their thoughts. "Axel quick! Some girls in trouble!" Xion called as they quickly ran down the hall to find the source of the voice. The two turned the corner to find Yuffie beating Vanitas senseless while Kairi just stood there with her arms folded and a bored expression. "Kairi we half to do something!" Axel cried

"why? She's beating him with a sword toy"

"….oh"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YUFFIES HURTING OUR POOR VANITAS!"

"SHE MUST BE PUNISHED!"

"WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE?"

"WHY DOES SHE GET TO TOUCH HIM?" "YAH I WANNA YOUCH HIM!"

The Fan girls pulled out their weapons from who knows where and charged at Yuffie. But Yuffie being the awesome ninja she is pulled out her own weapon and pointed it at the crazy girls. "Don't move or I will behead your Vanitas!"

A fan girl dropped to her knees and screamed while the others panic. "What is life!" one screamed.

Vanitas tried to get out of the ninjas grip but she was stronger than she looked. Vanitas looked over to Kairi who had a bored expression on her face. Why was she still playing hard to get? He turned his gaze to a guy with waaaaaay to much product and dye in his hair who also looked like a fire truck. Then he saw it. The most beautiful girl in the world.

"S-she's… so… hot…." Vanitas said as he passed out in amazement.

Riku hour 6 (looking for bestfriend)

Riku scoured the hall's looking for kairi. If he were Kairi where would he go? The only problem was he wasn't kairi.

"I shall help you boy" as ghastly voice called out to him. "what do you mean?"

"I shall give you a power unlike anything else… a power that can help you find what you're looking for"

Riku looked at the man in awe before asking "what kind of power?"

"a dark kind"

"NO! I WILL NEVER SUCOME TO THE DARKNESS AGAIN! SORA AND KAIRI WOULD NEVER FORGIVE ME!"

The man laugh "Sora doesn't care about you anymore… he much rather write poorly worded poems about his feelings"

"yah your right! He doesn't care about me and kairi anymore! Ok ill join you and accept your power and save kairi myself without that turd. Ill then save everyone except that spike haired loser and ill be the next main protagonist! durhurhurhurhur"

"That was easier than expected… what's with that ghetto laugh?"

Namine hour 6 (painting)

Namine sat under the painting doodling.

wait… that's it? She's not running from the fan girls or something like that?

nope!