Katie's POV
We are screwed. We never had a chance. We landed on Namek a few minutes ago and I have a feeling this isn't going well for anyone but Prince Vegeta. He turns to us.
"Ash, you are going to find a Namekian village, get their Dragon ball, and kill them. If I find out you missed even one you will regret it. Katie you will come with me." Ash took off the second he stopped speaking. And she left me alone, with a Sadistic tail crusher. Some sister she turned out to be. I follow behind as he flies to a village. The Nameks are dead before they even know what hit them. I never want to see that again. He turns back to me.
"We need to hurry. Does your sister have her dragon ball yet?"
"I'll ask." I sounded way to scared for my liking, but if it kept his royal tail crusher from breaking my tail again, so be it.
/Ash./
/What?/
/The prince wants to know if you got it yet./
/Yep. On my way back right now./
/I'll tell him./
"She has it."
"Good."
We took of again. After we landed Vegeta asked us a very odd question.
"Do you remember your mother?"
"Her name was Zshan. That's all we know."
"Zshan? Then that means... Fuck I have to deal with the pirate."
"Why?"
"Because Zshan was pregnant with his children which means he's your father."
"Oh... okay."
He pulled out his scouter, and dialed Turles.
"Turles."
"Yes prince Vegeta?"
"I have Zshan's Twins with me right now."
"Soooo..."
"YOUR DAUGHTERS YOU IDIOT!"
"Daughters?"
"Yes their both female! Get your ass to Namek now!"
"Yes sir!"
That was screwy.
Turles' POV
I can't believe it, I have twin daughters. That is... completely odd since twin female Saiyins were never born before. I arrived on Namek. Vegeta and 2 girls who looked a lot like Zshan were standing there.
"Have fun." Vegeta said as he took off. The girls just glared at me. There's no way they know, is there? They looked at each other. One of them stood up.
"Fine Ash, but you owe me big time."
"What else is new Katie."
"Shut up."
Ash stuck her tongue out. I noticed a few differences now, Ash had a rounder nose and a slightly more relaxed posture. While her sister... Had that prideful smirk in place and looked like she was ready to jump you at any time. I have absolutely no idea what to say. They looked at each other again. Katie sighed.
"Hi."
"Hello." I said.
"... Ash your turn."
"HELL NO!"
"We agreed I say something you say something."
"AND I SAID NO! YOU CAN DO IT BECAUSE YOUR BETTER AT CONVERSATIONS!"
"BETTER AT CONVERSATIONS? EVERYTIME I OPEN MY MOUTH I PISS SOME ONE OFF!"
"JUST DO IT!
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
They had been powering up the whole time.
"Ummm..." Okay as their father I should probably do something. Okay what the hell do I do. I had no idea until they started fighting.
"ENOUGH!"
"She started it!" They said pointing at each other.
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! NOW STOP FIGHTING AND GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!" They had flown up during the fight.
Katie sighed.
"Yes sir." They said together as they descended.
"Now why are you fighting?"
"Because neither of us knows what to say and fighting usual helps us think."
"I don't know what to say either."
"Well then we're all on the same page for the moment."
They looked at each other.
"No." Katie said.
"Please?" Ash asked.
"NO."
"Please?"
"NO!"
"Please?"
"I SAID NO GODS DAMN IT!"
"PLEASE?"
"NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL!"
"Come on Sis, please?"
"NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!"
I just looked at them like 'What did I miss?'
And then I saw it. I had heard that some Saiyin twins could talk to each other telepathically.
"Telepathic communication must be use full."
"And a pain in the ass."
I growled, this was not the time to act like a sarcastic brat.
"What?"
I growled again.
"Seriously. Ash I told you I'd piss him off. I could drive a saint to murder. You should talk because for some reason you can avoid pissing people off."
"I think I know why people get mad at you when you talk." Ash said.
"What?"
"The whole cursing combined with sarcasm ticks some people off."
"Oh... to bad, I'm not changing."
"I didn't say too. Okay fine."
They looked at me like 'Okay, you say something.'
"Ummm..." What am I supposed to say? That voice decided to make it's appearance.
'JUST FUCKING SAY SOMETHING!'
'Why?'
'Because your their damn father! Now be a man!
'Fuck being their father! Their mother hated me with a burning hot passion. What's to say they won't!'
'Don't be stupid. Zshan is dead. They never new her. You can get them to like you by being a father.'
'Fine.'
"Soooo... I guess a good place to start would be asking your names."
"Katianya."
"Ashesona."
"Turles."
They looked thoughtful, and then Katie glared at me. Then blasted me. What the hell, They can't...Can they? Ash just glared at me hatefully. No! No! My daughters they can't hate me. Katie blasted me again, I felt proud for a moment. That was My daughter. Then that hateful look, my daughter was attacking me to kill me.
"Why?"
"Because you hurt her! You Bastard! You hurt her! And then what did you do? You left her do die! When she was pregnant with your children! Against her will! You hurt her! If it wasn't for you she'd still be here!" Another blast accompanied by tears.
"If it wasn't for me you 2 wouldn't be here!"
"Who said we wanted to be here huh? WHO THE HELL SAID THAT WE WANTED THIS? WHO SAID WE WANTED TO WATCH OUR FRIENDS BE TORN LIMB FROM LIMB? WHO SAID WE WANTED TO HAVE BROKEN TAILS 98 PERCENT OF THE TIME? WHO SAID WE WANTED A FATHER LIKE YOU?" Katie was screaming now. It hurt, it really did to hear what my daughters' lives had been like. It hurt that they wanted a different father.
'They don't want a different father. They want a father who protects them, watches over them, and is there for them. So far all you've done is rape their mother and abandon the woman to die.'
'I had to have her. And now I'm paying for it.'
'Just say your sorry.'
'I can't.'
'Then I will.'
"Katianya! Enough!"
"Who are you?"
"I am the voice of Saiyin instinct."
"And I should listen to you because?"
"Your father regrets his mistake."
"And that's supposed to make it all better? Heh... THAT DOESN'T EVEN HELP!"
"Your being a brat."
"And your point? I was born this way. If you want someone nice who might actually give a damn, talk to my sister. I honestly have no use for any of this." She left and I flew after her. I'm not losing either of my daughters again, Ash could wait, she would be willing to listen more than her sister. She looked back at me.
"GO AWAY!"
"Not until you listen."
"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!"
"Cub! You will listen to your elders, we are wiser than you and deserve that respect."
"How about... NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL!"
"Foul mouthed brat."
"Go screw yourself. Better yet go screw someone who cares."
"THAT IS IT!"
She hurried up, but I caught up easily in my rage. I grabbed her arm in a bruising grip.
"You are my daughter and you will do as I say."
"I obey no one, especially not a monster like you!"
Her words stung, but I didn't let it show.
"Whether I am a monster or not you are my daughter, and must obey me at least in listening to my explanation."
"Speak then. I can't promise to listen, but I will not stop you from speaking your mind."
"Thank you."
"Just say it before I decide to be a sarcastic brat."
"You were right when you said I hurt her, but I didn't leave her... she told me to leave. She told me to go and meet her on Asjed. I waited there for 4 years. She never showed up. I gave up, thinking she had died. Yes I got her pregnant against her will, but I tried my best to protect her and make her happy. She was happy for a while. I miss her, I really do. I regret leaving her like she told me to. But I do not regret claiming her like I did."
"If you think your forgiven even slightly by me than you are dead wrong! But Ash says to tell you she forgives you."
"Well then... I just have to work on you don't I?"
"You don't have a chance, Ash has a hard time being mad at anyone, but I however can stay mad forever."
I smiled, relaxing my grip enough not to hurt, but still hard enough where she couldn't get away.
"You're mad now, but cubs are not known for long memories."
"Go to hell."
Okay now I was mad.
"Who taught you it was okay to disobey your elders and generally be a brat?"
"No one."
"Okay a better question. When did you decide that was okay?"
"Same time you got off the rag."
I growled. That was a bit much. Ash flew over.
"Katie, don't be a bitch and listen for once in your gods damned life."
We both turned to her with a look of 'What the fuck?'.
"You to look alike, you know that?"
"What the hell? I look like you sis, and you don't look like him."
"There are differences Katie, and you do look kind of like him."
"Like what?"
"Well for one the way you walk, the way your face screws up in anger, the way you act like you hate everything, the way when people piss you off you beat the shit out of them, and the way-"
She interrupted her.
"I get it!"
"Then either apologize or listen and stop giving him that crap you feed everyone."
"WHAT?" She looked rather terrifying.
"*Meep* Please?"
"*Growl* fine, But YOU owe ME."
"Actually I'm done explaining myself." I said.
"Oh well than I'll just apologize about my sister bitching at you." Ash was pushing it.
"I DON'T BITCH I YELL!"
"*Meep* Yes Katie."
Okay now I'm confused. The whole 'WTF' look must have been catching 'Cuz Ash looked like she was about to die.
"Katie." She whimpered.
"OH SHIT! RUN!"
"Not happening Monkey."
I knew that voice. I pushed my daughter behind me.
"GO! RUN! NOW!"
"NO!" Katie refused.
"KATIE RUN AWAY OR I WILL BE PISSED!"
"AND I GIVE A DAMN?!"
"KATIE JUST FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO SOMEONE!" Ash yelled, pulling her sister away. Katie, shocked as she was, let her. Frezia seemed to debate going after them. I growled. He looked at me.
"I didn't know you were a father, Pirate."
"Truthfully I didn't know till today."
"Hn. Where's Vegeta?"
"Don't know, Don't care, and never did."
"Then your of no use to me. But maybe your daughters will be."
"Leave them alone!"
"You forget, I am in charge here."
Then I smiled.
"Watch out Frezia, you might lose your beloved calm in dealing with them."
"What are they worse than Vegeta on the rag?"
"One of them is."
"I'll be going then." And he left me there. I hope they can avoid death. Vegeta flew from out of no where.
"Where's Frezia?"
"Trying to find you, he went to ask my daughters where you are."
"And you let him?"
"And I could have done something?"
"You're been around Katie to much, your picking up on her attitude."
"No actually I was copying Frezia. He asked me if my daughters were as bad as you on the rag."
"He didn't."
"He did."
"I'm going to kill him now."
"Have fun."
Katie's POV
Ash is dragging me away from the fight. Then she stops and flies down, hiding her power level, I do the same. The lizard Frezia I believe stopped overhead.
"Come out I'm not going to hurt you."
"WHO SAID YOU HAD A CHANCE!" I yelled running out from my hiding place. Ash followed behind me.
"Katie, if we survive this, I am going to kill you."
"As long as you don't bitch at me I won't stop you."
"I take that back, I'll lock you in a room with father."
"I'll kill him, and then you if you try."
"And then I'll bitch at you from hell."
"What-the-fuck-ever."
"Have you seen Vegeta?" He asked.
"Not since becoming planet side."
"Do know where he is?"
"Wait, he'll be here in a minute and he's pissed. Ash. Let's get the fuck out of here before he lands."
Vegeta landed.
"No stay a while."
"Sorry but, No."
He glared at me.
"Did you just tell me no."
"Umm... Yes?"
He growled and I stepped back a little.
"Vegeta really, if the best you can do is scare a little girl then your really not worth my time."
"Oh yeah Frezia? I don't see her cowering in your presence."
"Hn. Monkey."
"Lizard."
"Are you 2 on the rag or something?" I asked half-laughing. At their glares I fell on the ground laughing. My sister Face-palmed.
"Excuse her, please. She's crazy."
"Not *Laugh* Yet. But *giggle* soon."
Turles landed. He looked from me to Ash.
"Is she drunk or something?"
"No. She does this when she thinks she'd gonna die."
"No I do this one I piss people off to the point of them wanting to kill me really bad or just glaring at me death style."
"You have a death wish."
"Your point?"
"... I don't have one."
"Didn't think so. Now will someone answer my question?"
Ash looked at me.
"I'm going to go with yes."
I laughed harder, and got blasted by Vegeta into a tree.
"Fuck."