BWahaha! I am back with a vengeance! I finally finished this chapter and while it'ss not long it is important! Hope yall like it! Anyways thanks everyone for reviewing!

Warning: Lemon, yaoi, yuri, M/M and F/F. Not suitable for children under thirteen.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Inuyasha because if I did I wouldn't be slaving away writing this story for you guys.

Inuyasha at Hogwarts

Chapter 5

By: Bored-Is-My-Favorite-Word

"Okay children!" Inuyasha shouted with way too much happiness for four in the morning. Harry stood off to the side sulking about the hour, while Neville was also pouting, because Inuyasha refused to let him get his coffee. Draco, Blaise, and Hannah didn't look as fazed although a little grumpy. It was Saturday morning and Inuyasha was getting started on their lessons. While this would have usually been exciting, the time to start just left them sleepy and annoyed.

"Everyone lets get started, what we will basically be doing today is building up your stamina and then starting in on the basics of combat and weaponry. So everyone 15 laps around the lake and then 25 push-ups. Now!" he yelled in his rough demon voice making them alert enough too start running. Inuyasha silently observed them as they ran and was silently pleased that they didn't have too much problems. 'Good, then their not like most of those weakling wizards who rely only on magic. However they still have a long way to go.' When they finished with those five laps it was Harry who looked the least winded although he was breathing slightly heavy. They fell to the ground like jelly and started on their push-ups. When they were done they were all panting hard and Inuyasha gave them some water bottles deciding to take some pity on them. Once they had gotten their breaths back Inuyasha cleared his throat.

"Okay I want each of you out here doing this every morning until I say so. Now each of you is going to specialize in a weapon most attuned to your abilities. Shippou over here is going to be showing you some basic Martial Arts while I call you each over to me and we discuss what weapon would be best for you. Alright first Neville!" he shouted and led Neville off away from the others.

Inuyasha observed Neville who stared back at him with expectant eyes. Inuyasha had watched Neville as he worked on his plants. He had a keen eye and steady hands while he worked. His concentration was compared to none in that aspect.

"Okay Neville I've been watching each of you over the past weeks. Through this I was able to see what you might be best at. You're very precise handling knives, as I've seen from your herbology class. I have never seen you drop them before, and your moves are precise and concentrated. Because of this I am going to start training you with throwing daggers, and hand knives. If this doesn't work out I will find something else. Is this okay with you?" He asked. Neville seemed pensieve for a second before nodding his exceptance.

Inuyasha grinned giving a clap, "Oh goodie then, here's a book I hand picked that should help you understand the more basic dynamics of handling knives. Next class I will get you started on everything, so the book had better be done by then." He said. Neville gave him a shy smile before taking the book and standing.

"Alright let me see Hannah next Neville, yeah?" he asked. Neville nodded and scurried off. Inuyasha smirked, yeah Neville was going to have fun learning how to throw those things. He just hoped Shippou never pissed him off or he might find himself without his fox tail. He stopped his musing when Hannah sat across from him.

Hannah nervously sucked on a strand of hair, which was a bad habit of hers, as she stared at Inuyasha. She wasn't so sure about the whole weapons thing. From what little information she knew about mikos was that they used bow and arrows. She wasn't to keen on that idea though, she would probably drop them.

Inuyasha eyed her thoughtfully for a minute before grinning mischeviously making her even more nervous, "Okay Hannah, so what I was able to gather from your reactions your not to happy about the unofficial rule of mikos and their arrows. Which is good because I can't shoot one of those things worth crap and frankly I don't want to try. From what I can tell about you is that your really timid and I think you need something to boost your confidence. So what I'm going to be doing is giving you a Bonbori. From the expression on your face I can tell you have no idea what I am talking about. Basically it's a mallet bigger then you, so I reckon I give you two of those and anyone will back up off you. This kind of weapon will take immense strength to handle around all the time. So we are going to be working up your strength to its breaking point so you'll be able to not strain yourself using it."

Hannah blinked at him, okay that was completely unexpected but… she felt herself grin widely at the idea of handling such weapons it gave her a sort of thrill. Then her grin faltered slightly as she thought of something, "How will I be able to use my miko abilities with it?"

Inuyasha winked at her and whispered to her conspiritorily, "Let's just say a friend of mine let me on a little known secret that mikos can power any weapon with their spiritual power. It just so happens that they usually prefer bow and arrows." He smiled slightly, oh yes he had been surprised when Kagome had done that to a sword. So surprised he had walked into a nearby river and the others had laughed at him uproariously.

"Okay off with you now! Send Blaisykins over okay?" he yelled as she nodded scampering off to the others. He grinned amused as she caught up with Blaise and Blaise commented something to her that made her blush largely. Ah young love…

"So what do you have cooked up for me?" she asked plopping down in front of him brushing her long dark chocolate hair out of her mischievous blue eyes. He would have to be careful around this one, Wind demons were known for being very sneaky and cunning. No wonder she was in Slytherin she was practically bred to be the perfect slytherin. While she would never be a completely full wind demon she would still act like one. He got a small shiver when he was reminded of Kagura, wow and he wanted to turn this girl into a full demon.

"Alright strait to the point Blaise I'm going to give you a glaive. That's a really long pole with about a foot long knife that's curved on the end. A glaive is especially good for fast fighters and with your wind powers we will be focusing on speed the most and since the glaive is more light weight then other weapons it would be ideal," Blaise nodded slowly taking it in with calculating eyes before nodding slightly at the idea and giving him a smile.

He gave an approving nod, "Good I want you to read this book on the section about glaives to get a better understanding of them. Now go get our resident sneaky gryff."

Blaise retreated with the book heading back over and motioning for Harry to head over. Harry jumped up heading over to him with a smile on his face flushed from the excercises he had been doing.

"Yo what's up Yasha?" he questioned plopping down in a relaxed position. Inuyasha loved that about him, he was always completely relaxed in his presence.

"Sorry kiddo but I can't chat right now, I still have our favorite blonde to brief after you," he stated and Harry nodded.

"Alright what you got for me?" he asked and Inuyasha grinned saucily.

"Well I thought that considering your species it would be only appropriate to get you a scythe," he said with a smirk as Harry got a bewildered face. Inuyasha decided to elaborate some.

"Since you are going to be some crazy pyromaniac I thought lets play up to the intimidation factor. Scythes are commonly coupled with the grim reaper so people are scared of them because they automatically think of death." Harry was looking excited as Inuyasha shooed him off to bring Draco back over.

Draco gave an annoyed huff before sauntering over to him and sitting down glaring at him.

"You know you are a very evil person, I have quidditch practice after this. I'm going to be sore for weeks!" he complained and Inuyasha smirked at him with a cocky look.

"Get over it platter boy," he said smirking more as Draco bristled at the insult, "Now while watching you bitch and moan over your soar muscles is highly entertaining I have other stuff to do. So since I can tell you love scaring the crap out of people I decided why not give you something everyone is afraid of. Since you will be dealing with lightening and storms a whip would be the best for you. Whips can be covered in lightening without getting over heated or shocking you since they are made out of leather. Besides that they are also very kinky in the bedroom I hear." He said and Draco glared at him at the last sentence before taking the book.

He gave a snort as he replied to that, "Oh please everyone knows only dominatrix use those and I am not a submissive." He said flouncing off but Inuyasha couldn't resist the next shot he took at him.

"I bet Harry is though, maybe I'll test that theory!" he said and Draco gave the most evil glare he had ever seen at him making him raise his hands in a placating manner.

"Down boy, Harry's not really my type although with those big green eyes and pouty pink lips. I can't wait to see him after the transformation," he teased as he stood up brushing himself off and walking back over to the group as Draco steamed next to him with a scowl on his face.

When they reached the others Shippou gave them an amused look probably having heard everything between them. Draco discreetly gave him the bird.

"Okay Kiddies! Now that you have all gotten all your information I want this all read by tomorrow. I would get started soon because you all are meeting me after dinner in my rooms. From there we will be discussing how I am going to be magically training you. Now I have a certain Severus Snape to stalk so scram," he said before jumping off.

"Man I need a shower," stated Hannah wrinkling her nose as she smelled herself.

"That sounds like a good idea, mind if I join you?" Blaise flirted with her shamelessly making her squeak and stutter.

"N..no..I..uh…that is… I gotta go!" she said before sprinting to the castle.

Harry shook his head at her, "Poor girl you about gave her a heart attack, bad Blaise," he scolded slightly. Blaise sulked crossing her arms at the flat refusal.

"You just wait Potter she's had sex before with a girl so she won't be that unwilling." She said and Harry patted her head with a mock kind look.

"Sure Blaise whatever you say," he said calmly and grinned when she huffed before stalking away.

"Well excuse me but I got a date with a certain fox demon that I need to get ready for," Neville said happily before heading to the common rooms humming a happy tune.

Draco stared after him before sighing, "This is cruel, Longbottom is getting more action then I am," he said.

Harry just laughed.