"Shinobi from PonyVille."
Chapter 4
"As if the situation wasn't bad enough..."
Kakashi walked up to the large treehouse, stopped before the door and…
Was about ready to bang his head on the wooden surface.
They…cannot…be…serious!
There, on the oaken room separator, was a doorknob.
He made a 'are you f*****g, kidding me?' at the door.
In a world occupied by creatures that didn't have hands, somebody was actually dumb enough to invent the doorknob!
The-fricking-doorknob!
Of all the possible ways to open a damn door, WHY did he/she choose this one?!
Taking in a calming breath, before he exploded in raging fury, the Copy Ninja wondered why he even cared anymore. It wasn't his fault this place made no goddamn sense.
Why, then, was he so determinated to bring logic, in a land full of animals that believed friendship is their most powerful weapon?
Surely he's fighting a losing battle.
The 'power of friendship' is nothing compared to a good jutsu. Like Naruto's rasengan or his raikiri.
And, if a doorknob was their preferred way to open doors, he silently wondered how on Earth have they managed to survive so long with nobody eating the lot of them?
They probably befriended the predators so they didn't eat them. A voice in his head snickered and Kakashi shook his head to focus on the matter at hand.
How, in the Havens, am I supposed to open that thing?! The gray pony growled, desperately wishing for his hands and fingers, back. He proceeded with looking around the small golden colored object, trying to find some kind of hidden mechanism that will allow him to achieve success. There had to be something. Otherwise, how did the occupants of the house enter it? By magic?
But there was nothing there.
It was just a regular doorknob. The exact same one he'd see back in his own apartment, on his bathroom door.
His newly acquired horse ears, flattened against his skull, a sign that he's definitely not happy.
Kakashi's sarcastic brain decided to emphasize, what he was experiencing right now.
He, Kakashi Hatake. The Hidden Leafs smartest and most skilled shinobi, biggest prodigy of his generation, legend of the Third Shinobi World War, only non-Uchiha that managed to unlock the Mangekio Sharingan and best tactician in all the Five Countries.
Was being beaten by a door.
Somewhere up there his father just fainted from embarrassment, Minato-sensei dug his head in a cloud feeling the same emotion Sakumo was experiencing, Obito was rolling around in laughter and something important in Kakashi's brain, spluttered and died.
That…was probably his pride.
Dark-gray cheeks glowing with embarrassment, the Copy Ninja considered screaming his throat out in annoyance but decided against it.
It would be totally out of character for him and he knew, from experience, that losing your cool in any given situation always had dear consequences.
Taking, jet another, calm breath Kakashi looked at the door again.
It was such a simple thing and jet, it gave him so much problems.
Shaking that thought away, Kakashi focused his brain to concentrate on every moment he saw a pony open a door. Images appeared before his eyes and he thanked Kami, he had inherited his father's photographic memory. If he didn't, he'd be screwed.
He frowned. Every pony he saw, opened the door with their hooves. Something even a tiny, baby knew was impossible. It just didn't work in real life.
But…He thought, being long done with arguing with this universe's logic. Since I'm now a part of this world, perhaps its laws will work on me as well?
With his mind made up, Kakashi picked up his right hoof and placed it on the doorknob.
It slipped.
Blinking with a bit of surprise he tried again.
And again, and again, and again and again…
Every time his large, dark hoof slipped.
Soon he was so angry, he began doing with both his hooves while standing on his hind legs. Looking a lot like one of his ninken, when they wanted to get inside the house and he accidentally left the door locked.
Oh so you want to play it this way, hmm?! Kakashi was beyond furious, now. He snorted and turned around, his strong legs in front of the door. Well then, how do you like THAT?! With that thought firmly in his mind, the Copy Ninja kicked the wooden object as hard as he could, with his hooves.
He felt the wood break under his strong limbs and smiled in satisfaction, when it hit the ground with a loud crash.
His small victory was spoiled however, by a quiet voice that emerged from beneath the fallen door.
"Twilight. I think there's someone at the door."
JA107: *laughs* Man, Kakashi really hates PonyVille so far. But don't you guys worry, that may soon change (or he'll get even more annoyed. I don't know XD) Anyway, sorry I didn't ad Team Seven as his family. I wanted him to mention them, when he meets with Miss Cheerilee and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I'll gladly use the code names you suggested Bucky749 ^^. Oh, stupid me almost forgot, sorry it's so short. Next will be longer. I promise