Chapter 4: Fixin' the sleepover
Sakura: Now what am I gonna do, guys?
Tenten: Hey guys, lets hit the market and buy some stuff! How much ya guys got? I have 3 dollars!!!
Naruto: … A bus pass… And purple lint…
Hinata: D-D-D-don't worry, Naruto-kun. I- I have $14.00. I can s-s-s-share. blushes
Naruto: ARIGATO, HINATA-CHAN! gives hug
Hinata: faints
Neji: 6 boomers tokens, catnip (for some reason), and $7.69.
Hinata: N - n - neji, have you b - b -been playing in the cat's litter box again?
Neji: No... Yes.
Sasuke: Uhh... 50 bucks…
Everybody: OO
Sakura: Are you like… Rich?
Sasuke: Yah.
Everybody: K
Ino: I have 12 dollars but I wanna save it for shopping!!! Like that cute top in Victoria's secret!
Sakura: Hand it over, Ino.
Ino: Bitch.
Sakura: Ino-pig
Ino: Whatever
Shika: I have 25 cents…
Sakura: Yeh... You can keep that…
Shika: YAY
Sakura: Okay… So all together, without Shika's, plus my 30 bucks, is a bus pass, purple lint, 6 boomers tokens, catnip, and $119.69. So wanna go to Stater. Bros and Wal mart?
Everybody: Alright.
Sakura: Okay. We'll have to use Naruto's bus pass to go.
Naruto: Okay, and I'll carry Hinata.
Neji: Oh no, you don't!
Naruto: GRR
Neji: Loser
Naruto: Don't make me fart!
Neji: slaps Naruto
Naruto: slaps back
Breaks into slap fight
Neji vs. Naruto
Who's gonna win the fight?
Don't worry, It will continue while they're in the store.
Okay, now back to the fic.
To the store!!!
Ino froze…
Tenten: What's the matter, Ino?
Ino: We're still in our pajamas…
Sakura: So?
Ino: I'm gonna wait outside of Stater Bros, ok?
Sakura: Oh, sure. The outside where there are DIRTY people like HOBOS and where EVERYBODY will be seeing you, thinking you are WEIRD.
Ino: On second thought, I'll go with you…
In the store…
Shika: OMG!!! There's a peek – a – pooh in the vending machine for 25 cents!!! I SHALL GET IT!
Shika got the lion pooh
Shika: Aw man! I wanted the cute piglet!
Ino: He's girly, but I love him!
Everyone else: We need a barf bag…
Next time, on A Naruto love fic: Sakura: AHH! Somebody untied my PJ top! Sasuke-kun, can you tie it for me?
Sasuke: Only if we can have some… alone time at your house…
Sakura: Fine! But don't rape me…