- turntechGodhead [TG] started pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 1:52 AM -
TG: john
TG: john
TG: john
TG: JOHN
TG: EGbert
TG: jonATHAn
TG: jOHN JULIA ROBERTS EGBERT
EB: dave, why?!
TG: john listen to me
EB: what?
TG: ...
TG: i love you
EB: you're not even sitting a foot away from me.
EB: you couldn't just sign it for me?
EB: i like seeing you sign anyways.
TG: too lazy to sign
EB: but yet, somehow, you could harness the energy to type that out?
TG: dont question my logic egbert
TG: im a wizard ok end of
EB: wait, lemme guess.
EB: you're a BEAT wizard? c:
TG: damn straight
TG: my boy knows
TG: beat wizard more like albus dumbledrop-the-bass
EB: dave, omg...
TG: oh by the way
TG: get your butt over here
EB: i can't.
TG: why not
EB: too lazy to move.
TG: you have got to be kidding me
EB: hehe. c:
TG: im gonna beat you up
EB: no you're not.
TG: youre right
TG: damn it your laziness is rubbing off on me
EB: MY laziness?!
TG: yeah YOUR laziness
EG: where do you think i got MY laziness, mister "too-lazy-to-sign-i-love-you-for-my-boyfriend"?
TG: uh internet
EB: real funny, timmy turner.
- ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 1:55 AM -
Your name is John Egbert and staying the night at Dave's house was always the highlight of your week.
There's so much to do at his house in contrast to your house. There's music, movies, food, and more food. You could do without the puppets everywhere, but somehow you've grown accustomed to them.
After pestering Dave, you crawl in between his legs, giving his lips a light peck. "Now why am I over here again?" You whisper against his lips. Dave motions for you to turn around. You do as he says and sit on your bottom, still comfortable in between his knees. You feel one of Dave's fingers trace a straight line down your back and you shiver, a shock running up your spine and goosebumps rising on your skin. Wait, he's not drawing a straight line... He's spelling something.
Wait, no. He's drawing a smiley face. Why just a smiley face?
Your thought process is interrupted when Dave's hands clench on your ribcage and he tickles you mercilessly. You jump up, squealing, and before you can run away, Dave sits up and wraps his arms around your waist. He pulls you back into his lap and you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket.
TG: egbert chill for a second
TG: i just had to do that
With a shake of your head, you plop back down between his knees. The first thing he spells out makes you smile.
C-U-T-I-E
"Dave, you're so cocky! I know you're a cutie!" You say, the smile playing with your tone.
Your name is Dave Strider and you love doing this.
You just love the feeling of knowing that just the lightest touch of your finger on his back is enough to make him shiver. It gives you the biggest feeling of satisfaction mixed with happiness to know that you give him the same effect that he gives you.
You hit the palm of your hand against John's back and pull out your phone.
TG: no smartass youre the cute one
TG: i think your pranksters gambit is acting up again isnt it
TG: two can play at the game
TG: do i need to tickle you again
EB: no! i was just saying...
EB: you're cute.
TG: okay can we agree to disagree
TG: i mean damn
TG: i think youre cute but you dont think highly of yourself
TG: same thing with me
TG: you think im cute but
EB: if you say you look like a gorilla's chafed butt on a cold december morning again, i'm going to reach around and pimp slap you.
TG: ...
TG: fine
You proceed to spell out words that make John smile and giggle. Occasionally, you draw a heart or a smiley face. You think of something clever and you pick up your phone again.
TG: hey john i have an idea
TG: turn around and face me
John faces you and looks you in the eye. Blue on red. You feel a pang of nervousness as you lean in, mouthing "I love you" against his lips before placing a feathery kiss on them. "What was that for?" John asks.
TG: i just wanted an excuse to do that
TG: no need to tell me im la
John takes the phone from you and sets it aside, pulling your face close to his. He mouths "I love you, so much" in between pecks. You end up smiling like a loser and letting a few breathy laughs out. After about the 5th kiss, you realize that John isn't going to let up. He knows you've caught on because he whispers, "No mercy, Strider" in between kisses. You laugh harder and you try to push John off of you, but he has your arms pinned at your sides. You topple over and John takes this opprotunity to swing his leg over your hip and pin you down. You're laughing and moving your face away from John. He follows your face, kissing your lips every time. He's smiling too.
Once he stops, he looks into your eyes and he kisses your forehead. "You're a silly little Strider, you know?" You nod and reach for your phone.
TG: only for you egbert