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He just smiled. "I heard you're supposed to save the world, Maximum Ride," Principal Vargas started. "But in order to do that, the world has to save you."

"...What the heck is that supposed to mean?!"

"Don't worry, you'll find out soon, bambina," he cheered, before briskly patting the top of my head.

Oh hell to the no.

I slapped the principal's hand away in response, scowling. I know that he's just trying to be nice, but geez dude, personal space.

The door then suddenly opened, a man waltzing into the room. He had messy blonde hair, striking green eyes, and the bushiest pair of eyebrows I had ever laid my eyes on. My god, it looked like someone plastered chinchillas up there or something!

"Oh, just in time! Looks like your escort has arrived," Principal Vargas chirped, motioning to Chinchilla-Brows. "This is the student council president. He'll be showing you all around World Academy, keep you out of trouble."

"That sucks," Iggy blurted, turning to Gazzy. "Now we won't be able to test out 'The Big One," he whined, Gazzy nodding unhappily.

I shot them a glare. "Oh trust me, you're not going to be testing out 'The Big One' anytime soon."

"Ahem." Chinchilla-Brows cleared his throat loudly, giving us an annoyed look.

We all turned to the man, who straightened himself haughtily in response. "Finally," I heard him mutter.

"Hello," he greeted briskly, his emerald eyes studying each and every one of us. "I'm the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Also known as England. But you may refer to me as Mr. England or sir."

I let out a loud snort. I know that this guy's supposedly a country and all, but that's a little far-fetched if you know what I mean. Mr. England? Us bird-kids don't kiss up to anyone. No mister or misses in our vocabulary.

The blonde whipped his head in my direction, obviously ticked at my little reaction to his comment. "Is there a problem?" England asked, raising a bushy brow.

"Oh no, nothing. Just, I hope you enjoy disappointment," I answered with a smart wave of my hand.

He narrowed his eyes, and was about to reply, when Angel smoothly interrupted, her innocent baby blues staring up at the man.

"Please don't be mad at Max, Mr. England," Angel said, in a voice sweet-as-friggen-sugar.

England stared back at her for a few moments, before completely melting.

"Oh, of course not, love," he said gently at the girl, as if he was a completely different person. "Your...sister just needs to learn some manners," England stated, giving me a prompt look.

Iggy snickered. "Oh trust me, she's past the point of no return," he said, as seriously as he possibly could. "...Actually, she passed that point a long time ago."

"Shut up, Ig," I said with a roll of my eyes. "It's not like you're any better." I turned to Angel. "Or you for that fact, little miss Mind-Conquerer o'er here."

England looked like he was about to (probably defend) his newest ass-kissing addition, before he noticed the large, not so angelic smile spread across her face.

The man coughed awkwardly, "...Well then..." He promptly turned around, and for a second there I actually thought the Brit was pulling a 'nope' moment, and about to backpedal through the door.

Much to my disappointment, he didn't backpedal, but instead hold the thing open, giving us all a beckoning look, "Come, children. Your tour of the Gakuen starts now."

It seems as though I'm getting back into the updating of this, after my painfully-long hiatus. YEY（≧∇≦）

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