Kick Ass Tips…

"All right, Edward." Alice rubs her hands together and adopts that face she gets when she's about to mess with her business partner, Emmett.

She's an interesting woman. Kind, mild tempered, but with a wicked sense of humor and a knack for practical jokes that rivals Ashton Kutcher.

And she swears like a sailor.

"You've been here a week and made enough pies to know how to do it in your sleep. Tonight," she lays a hand on my shoulder and squeezes firmly, "you're making deliveries." Her smile grows and my head nods.

This is what I was hired for.

The tips better be kick ass.


Happy Sunday, everyone!