WARNING: a big flame will be in this chapter. Also kind of a sex scene (but nothing explicit). As always I don't own League of Legends or any of its content. Don't sue me please.

Vayne POV

I was back in Demacia, heading to Quinn's home as she had found a metal to help me hunt evil.

I finally reached the door and knocked. The door opened to reveal Quinn's happy and beautiful face.

"Well, I have the ooooh-so-secret metal, now let's go!" Quinn said.

We practically skipped and hopped all the way to my house, earning some stares from people on the street. When we arrived, I pulled out my key from my pants and opened the door. I went to the bedroom and showed Quinn the Void monster I captured. He was trapped in a large cage with prison runes.

"I've heard this guy's name is Kha'zix. Be careful, he's very dangerous," I said.

Quinn took a vial that had five bolts, each tipped with silver. I brought my palm to my forehead. "Of course! Why didn't I think of that..."

"Give me your crossbow, I'll show you," Quinn said. I gave her my crossbow and she aimed it at the Void monster.

"Now, this is with a normal bolt..." she said before shooting Kha'zix with it. The monster winced (if you can call it that) in pain.

"Now... with a silver bolt..." she said while arming my crossbow. "With a silver bolt..." she said before shooting at Kha'zix again.

The monster screamed in horrible agony as the wound the silver bolt had caused started becoming slightly light-gray.

... It's now or never...

"Quinn.. I think I'm falling in love with you.. we've been best friends for so long now... we can be more..." I said quietly.

"I've never felt this way before.. I.." Quinn silenced me with a finger on my lips. "Shhhhhhhh, Shauna."

And then she kissed me. Her lips tasted like.. like bed sheets for some reason. With a slight hint of strawberries.

"Would you like to be my first?" I said.

And then she did it.. she took off her shirt and revealed those red, flat, alarm clocks, making me jump away slightly. And then she said:

"RRRRRINNNGGGG!"

WHAT THE FUCK?!

And then I woke up to my alarm clock.

...Why? And would I really let Quinn do that? She was my best friend, that's a given, but did I really think of her as more than that..? I shaked my head and shaked those thoughts away.

No. Demacia does not approve of homosexuality.

The door to my room opened. Oh, Aella took me back to the castle. Speak of the devil, because there she was.

"I'm sorry for the loss of your best friend. I talked to the King and he said we deserved a break."

Fuck the king, fuck his family, I'm gonna desert Demacia. Fuck the King, fuck Demacia, fuck everything. The King is a goat dick sucking pig fucking zoo-pedo-rapist that likes to suck on his own tits while milking his tiny dick.

I guess Quinn really was my everything...

I readied my crossbow and hid it, then I walked into the King's room.

"I have not summoned you, Shauna. What brings you here?"

And then I pulled out my crossbow, and fired it at the King's chest and in his eye.

"This." I said.

And now it's time to fucking RUN FOR MY LIFE.

Quinn was the only person who could make me kill the King... the King sent her to her death, so why shouldn't I kill him?

Doesn't matter now. Run first, think later.

And run I did. I ran through the hallway, and dashed right through the entrance. After a few minutes of running, the guards finally lost me.

Demacia hates me.

Noxus hates me.

And I like it.

A/N: Short chapter, and yeah, STILL NO LEMONS, but hey, 2 chapters in 1 day is pretty nice.

Shaduvs out.