Day Three
Me: ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZ...
Camera Man: Wake up...
Me: zzzzzZZZZZzzzzz...
Camera Man: Ehem. Ehem!! EHEM!!!!
Me: (wakes up) Wha--what happened what?!! You know, you should do something about that cough, it's been three days, or was it four? By the way, take some Strepsils.
Camera Man: I am NOT taking another Strepsil!!! Though they may be minty and all. I kinda-- THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!!! WE ARE ROLLING!!!!!
Me: Oh yeah... waking up time!!!
flamma09: (sleeping) Ten more years... aw... get away!
Homer: Ten more years?!!! Is that all you got? Make it twenty more years.
flamma09: Fine, thirty more years.
Homer: Yeah, butter my butt!
Me: UP TIME!!!!!
flamma09: Huh... thirty more years. And Homer, why should I butter your butt? Ask the producer instead...
Homer: But you are the producer.
flamma09: Am not... (addresses to me) can you turn off the light? I'm trying to sleep for fourty more years.
Homer: No, make it hundred more years...
flamma09: Fine. A hundred fourty more years...
Me: (thinks) Aw well... I'm joinin' ya. Camera man, can you wake up the housemates for me? Thanks. And take some Strepsils will ya? And take the box of Strepsils over there. You might need it.
Homer: You never know when you need it? Great, another Zwinky Ad. CURSE YOU INFERNAL ZWINKIES!!!!!
Camera Man: (presses the wake up button)
Waiter: Would you and your girlfriend care for dessert?
Zuko: She is NOT my girlfriend!!!
Katara: Keep it down there, Zuko!! I'm trying to sleep here!!!
Jet: Such angelic voice...
Foaming Mouth Guy: AVATAR ROCKS!!!! THE AVATAR RULES!!!!! NO ONE IS MORE MIGHTY THAN... than... tha-- (foams mouth and faints)
Aang: Finally...about time.
Iroh: (snores)
Zuko: Uncle... keep it down... I'm dreaming about me and Katara... without Azula and her fiendish friends that is.
Azula and Company:FIENDISH??!!!!!!
Azula: Why you toot toot toot toot toot!!!!!
Jet: Eew... Azula, are you farting?
Azula: No you toot toot toot toot!!!
Sokka: Eew, Azula, not again!!
Ty Lee: (snickers) Farting...
Azula: What did you say you toot toot toot toot?!!!!
Cabbage Man: Oh dear, please stop farting on my cabbages!!!
Azula: I AM NOT FASTING!!!!!
Sokka: Fasting? Whoever told you about fasting! We're talking about you, saying fart like things, and us, boys, teasing you because you were farting and all.
Azula: I WAS NOT FAS-- I MEAN FARTING!!!!! That's it, I'm getting out of this house!!
Zuko: You can't get out of this house? You'll get like, evicted or something!!! Get fancy, Azula!!! Get fancy!!!
Sokka: Zuko's right. Get fancy, dude!!!
Zuko: Yeah, and I mean, our parent's are watching!!!! Do you want to be a disgrace to them?!!!
Azula: As if you weren't.
At the Fire Nation Palace...
Ursa: Ozai, our children are in a TV show, wanna watch?
Ozai: Not now, Ursa. Why don't you go runaway or something?
Ursa: Okay. (runs away)
Ozai: BAM!! BAM!!! Take that, Fire Lord Ozai!! Not so tough now huh?!!! (playing a PSP) BAM!!! BAM!!!! Take that, Azula!!!! OH YEAH!!!! Man, this Zuko guy's good!!! If he was my son, well... I'd be the greatest!!!!! I wonder what happend to my disgraceful son, Zuko?!! Man, my son is so disgraceful, he's like a zit on a beautiful face!!! (thinks about a zit with Zuko's face on it on his face) (shudders) Man, that's disgraceful!!! (PSP beeps) I'm in level two!!!! BAM BAM BAM!!!!!
back at the house...
Toph: SCAR FACE!!!!!! GIRLY ZUKO!!!! WHERE ARE YOU???!!!!! YOU'VE GOT AN ANGRY MOB OUTSIDE!!!!! THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU TO BECOME A FRIED POSSUM CHICKEN!!!!!
Zuko: (looks out of the window) (sarcastically) Oh no, there's an angry mob. Hide me. (there isn't really an angry mob)
Toph: Hah!!! Told you so!!!
Zuko: (sarcastic) Ah. I'm scared.
Toph: Well, you should be. Because, once you get out of this house, that mob will fry you into a possum chicken. And we'll have possum chicken for tonight!!!! WE'RE EATING ZUKO!!!! WE'RE EATING ZUKO!!!! (singing and dancing)
Zuko: Whatever.
Me: GAH!!! I'M BLIND!!!!! (takes off blindfold) Sorry, false alarm. Now, I know what Toph feels in her place.
Katara: Toph!!!
Me: GAH!!! I'M BLIND AGAIN!!!
Katara: As I way saying., Toph!!! Look at what you've done!!! You broke everything!!!!
Me: GAH!!!! I'M BLIND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!
Mai: Is that all you can say?
Me: GAH!!! STOP THE WAR!!!! STOP THE MADNESS!!!!
Foaming Mouth Guy: (foams mouth and faints)
Toph: It's not my fault I broke everything!!
Ty Lee: Yes, it is!!!
Me: GAH!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!! AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!!! AND AGAIN!!!!
Azula: Oh for the love of Agni!!!!
Me: GAH!!!! G-guys?
Everybody: What?!
Me: Hi.
Everybody: (grunts and returns to normal selves)
In the secret room...
Jin: I'm bored...
Azura: You could say that again...
Jin: I'm bored...
Taylour: We get it!
Me: Welcome back guys!
Jin: Welcome back?
Me: Oh sorry. Guys, do you really want to get out of the secret room?
Taylour: More than anything...
flamma09: gaia09!!! (my pen name) Spongebob's on!!! Wanna watch???!!!
Me: Sure!! Be back.
Azura: What?!!!
Two hours later...
Jin: You're supposed to be here one and one half hours a while ago!!
Me: Oh, I watched Spongebob Squarepants and I listened to Cabbage Man and his cabbage stories for one hour. The cabbages are interesting you know.
Taylour: You were saying?
Me: Saying what?
Azura: Something about, I don't know... GETTING OUT OF THIS STUPID ROOM!!!!
Me: Stupid?!!
Camera Man: Ehem!!! Rolling, remember?!
Taylour: Mind taking some Strepsils?
Camera Man: AAAAAHHH!!!!
Me: Okay, you can go out but first! Wait a minute...
In the House...
Ty Lee: So, Sokka, do you like me this way? (shows semi-sideview of her in the right) Or this way? (semi-sideview to the left)
Sokka: Dunno.
CRASH!!!!
Aang: What was that?
Katara: I broke a plate!!!
Sokka: Told 'ya so!!!
Katara: I can't turn on this faucet!!! (turns on faucet knob but breaks it off instead) Uh-oh.
(There's a flood in the house)
Toph: WATER!!!! SAVE ME!!!!
Sokka: I am not gonna save you, besides, it's only up to your waist.
Toph: Oh.
Zuko: I'll take care of it. (holds wrench in mouth and dives. Soon after, the house stops flooding) (holding bucket and gets pailful of water) TO THE TOILET!!!!
Few moments later...
(house is all wet but no water is left)
Me: Housemates, we have-- WHOA!!!!!
Ty Lee: (points to Katara) She did it!!
Katara: I-I-I didn't mean it!!
Me: That was some fun, aw man! I missed all the fun!!
Jet: You're not mad?
Me: Me?! Mad about having fun!! Heck no!! Now, let's meet some new housemates!
Mai: New housemates?
Me: Yup! About three. Now, guys, come out!!
(Jin, Azura and Taylour come out of the secret room)
Me: Guys, meet, Jin, Azura and Taylour! Be nice to them please.
Jin: Hey, how are you doing?
Azura: WHOA!!!! SOKKA!!!! (runs to hug Sokka)
Sokka: What?
Taylour: ZUKO!!!!!! (runs to hug Zuko)
Zuko: H-hey!!
Taylour: JET!!!!!! (hugs Jet)
Jet: (dreamily) Katara...
Me: Now that you've met, nomination time!!!
Aang: A what do who?
Me: Nomination for eviction. One by one, you'll go to the Confession room. NOW GO!!!!
Aang: I'll go first!!!! (goes to the Confession Room)
After some moments of nomination...
Me: Now, I---
saskk: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I'M RUNNING OF MY DESIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: saskk?!!! How the heck did you get here?!!! Nope!!! Terasu!!! Don't touch that!!!
(crash!!!)
Me: Sorry, those were my friends.
Toph: YOU'VE GOT CRAZY FRIENDS!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: The votes are in. Now, let's enumerate the nominees for eviction!!! They are--
flamma09: YEY!!! Now, we'll be saying the nominees for the next day!! CLIFFI!!!!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!