A Yandere Simulator Fanfiction, A Parody/Comedy. Taken from the idea from DashieXP videos.

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Chapter 4: The Struggle Is Real!

*At Ayano's House* Time: 12:45 PM.

Ayano was playing a game in her house and Shion came over for a visit. "About time you got here." Ayano said. She was playing a Yandere Arcade game.

"Player two not working." Shion said pressing buttons.

"Oh you got to put the quarters in." Ayano said, still playing the game.

"I have to pay for this?" Shion asked.

"Yea you got to pay for this. I don't."

"What's the point in having an arcade game in your house-"

"Listen Shion, that doesn't matter. Just put the quarters in." Shion wasn't to happy that she had to pay for this arcade game and Ayano didn't. It kind of made her mad but she decided to go with it. She pulls out one quarter.

"Oooh one quarter? Nah girl it's . 50 cents." Ayano said and waits for Shion to put the quarters in. She and Ayano fight eachother for a good 10 minutes. Ayano wins and Shion lost.

"Let's play again." Shion said and Ayano stops her.

"No you got to put two more quarters in."

"Really? I have to pay for this again. That's a ripoff Ayano. You know what...I've got to use the bathroom."

"Alright." As Shion goes to the bathroom. Ayano opens the door and appeared inside the bathroom.

"How'd you get from over there to over here?" Shion asked.

"That's besides the point, don't even worry about that. So you trying to use the bathroom?"

"Yea." Shion said rubbing her head.

"You got to go number one or number 2?"

"Number 1."

"Two dollars." Ayano said and held out her hand.

"I have to pay to use the bathroom. Well I gave you 50 cents."

"That don't matter girl, that was then, this is now. My water bill off the chains, I might charge you three for how viscous you are in Yandere Mode." Shion pulls out her wallet and gives Ayano two dollars and enters the bathroom.

"Thank you Shion. Now I got to make sure these bills are perfect and not fake." Ayano said and holds the dollars to her living room light. "Good." Shion finishes and Ayano was on her phone texting Info-chan. She stops Shion from passing her. "You said you were going number one, you were in their for a good 2 minutes."

"The faucet's not working. I can't even wash my hands." Shion said looking at hands.

"No shit. I turned the water off before you got here."

"How am I suppose to wash my hands now?" Shion asked, still looking at her hands.

"1 Dollar." Ayano said. Shion crosses her arms and looks away from Ayano.

"I ain't paying no damn dollar just to wash my hands. Are you crazy?"

"Yea...I'm a Yandere." Ayano said and Shion pays her and goes to the kitchen sink to wash her hands with a water bottle from the cabinet.

"This is bull." Shion said and sighed in annoyance to Ayano.

"The struggle is real Shion. The struggle is real." 10 minutes pass and Shion was going to play Yandere Simulator on Ayano's computer.

"The new update just came out. And you wanna play it?"

"Yes I want to play it."

"15 bucks."

"I only got 5."

"Okay. Here you go. Here's the very first update. You enjoy that girl, let me get you a mouse." Ayano said and went downstairs. 15 minutes pass and Ayano and Shion were sitting down at the couch telling Yandere jokes.

"That was a good one right their." Ayano said and high fives Shion.

"Now I'm thirsty. You got anything to drink?" The green haired Yandere asked.

"Yea. I just bought this today." Ayano said and pulled out apple juice. Shion opens it and takes a sip.

"21 cents."

"21 cents for a sip?" Shion asked.

"It's a 20 ounce bottle."

"I ain't paying 21 cents just for that. I'm out of here." Shion gives the drink back to Ayano and heads for the front door. Ayano opens it and enters the house.

"Hold up Shion."

"How do you keep doing that?"

"Don't worry about that. Now you trying to leave?"

"Yes. Now let me go."

"20 bucks." Ayano said and holds out her hand.

"20 bucks just to leave. Hell no. If you keep this up, I ain't coming over no more."

"Look...my bad alright...I'm sorry but I need 20 bucks right now. I'm trying to get Senpai something for his birthday."

"Look I ain't paying you nothing." Shion said and slaps Ayano.

Ayano went into Yandere Mode. "Slapped the shit out of me. Gonna cost you 10 bucks."