OMFGSkittlez:I'm BACK!!! Okay okay i'mm so sorry for not updating sooner but i've had sooo many ideas in my head for my other stories that i couldn't focus but i'm tryin really hard for you guys and any way this is gonna be a loooooong chapter
Kagome: HELP!!!! PLEASE TURN IT OFF!!!!!
*in the background Hannah Montanna is heard*
Taylor: *singing along to Hannah Montanna theme song...... badly*
InuYasha: WHAT THE HELL!!!! TURN IT OFF!!!
Everyone but Kinky-hoe and Hobo: AHHHH!!! TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!*crying*
Kinky-hoe and Hobo I mean Kikyou and Hojo: *Attempting to sing along with Hannah Montanna.....and failing miserably*
Narrator: *eye twitching* Everyone screams in fright as Hannah Montanna plays on the T.V.
OMFGSkittlez: TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU NO HANNAH MONTANNA EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TURN IT OFF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taylor, Kikky-hoe, and Hobo: AWWWWW!!!!
OMFGSkittlez: NOW!!!*pulls out Bazooka and aims it at them* I MEAN NOW!!!!
Taylor:*sighs and turns off the T.V.* Okay
OMFGSkittlez: Were having them do dares not murdering their souls with that crap *puts away Bazooka*
Kaoga'sGirl4eva: O-o-okay w-we can d-d-do t-t-the dares n-now r-r-right?
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: Y-y-yeah l-let's move on *eye still twitching*
OMFGSkittlez: Okay here's our first dare
Realkagome1
2010-01-07 . chapter 3
I want to be a co host i dare kagome to kill the mother fuckin bitches hojo and kinky-hoe whith a BAZOOKA
Kagome:OMG OMG OMG!!! CAN I CAN I PLEASE!!!!!
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: YESH!!!!!
Kagome: YEAH!!!!
Kaoga'sGirl4eva: YEAH!!!!
OMFGSkittlez: HERE TAKE MINE!!!*Hands Kagome her Bazooka*
Narrator: Everyone except Kikyou and Hojo is exscatic
OMFGSkittlez: HEY!!! I killed you in the last chapter!!!
Narrator: No that was my twin Bob I'm Joe
OMFGSkittlez: I will kill you Joe I will kill you
Joe/Narrator: The narrator dosen't believe OMFGSkittlez
OMFGSkittlez: Grrrrr....
Taylor: OKAY LETS KILL KINKY HOE!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: *Takes Bazooka from OMFGSkittlez* Thanks. KIKYOU!!! HOJO!!!!!
kinky-hoe and hobo: WHAT!!!
Kagome: DIE!!! MWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Joe/Narrator: Kagome laughes manicly and aims for Hojo and Kikyou
Kagome:*Aiming for kinky-hoe and hobo* YESH!!!*Shoots kinky-hoe and hobo*
Taylor: IMA MAKE APPLE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Yay!!
Joe/Narrator: Everyone is very exited
OMFGSkittlez:*Glares at Narrator* Grrr...
Koga'sgirl4eva: YEAH!!! SHES DEAD FINALLY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ONE AWSOME AMAZING TOTALLY PERFECT PARTY LATER*
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: YEAH!!! THAT WAS AWSOME!!!
Joe/Narrator:Everyone is very exited that Kikyou and Hojo are gone
OMFGSkittlez: GRRRRR!! I will kill you Joe Narrator
Koga'sGirl4eva" NEXT DARE!
Rainshimmer
2010-01-07 . chapter 3
HEY! You're funneh. I has dares. I ish talkingk funnehs.
1. Have Rin ask my darling wonderful perfect Sesshomaru where babies come from.
2. Have Shippo ask Inuyasha where babies come from.
3. Miroku has to not act perverted for a month without exploding.
I wanna be a cohost so I can be around my Sesshy, who I am in no way, shape, or form obsessed with. Really. Also, tell Sesshy that I love him. XD
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: SESSHOMORU!!!!
Fluffy: Yes mighty overlord
Joe/Narrator: everyone saters in shock at Sesshomoru and I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell
OMFGSkittlez:Grrrr*glaring at narrator* you will die
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: Rainshimmer loves you tell her you love her OMFGSkittlez
OMFGSkittlez:*Magically summons Rainshimmer*
Rainshimmer:*Appears infront of Fluffy* SHESSHY!!! *glomps Fluffy*
Shesshomoru:*Grumbles* I love you *eye twitching*
Rainshimmer: *feints*
OMFGSkittlez: *Magically teleports Rainshimmer home*
Kouga'sGirl4eva: Rinnie Shippo!!
Rin and Shippo: Yes Aunty?
Kaoga'sGirl4eva: Rinnie why don't you go ask Lord Sesshomoru where babies come from he's been dying to tell you and Shippo InuYasha wants to tell you to
Rin and Shippo: Really! Yay!
Rin: Lord Sesshomoru? Where do babies come from?
Sesshomoru:*Thinking:WTF!!!* Umm... you see Rin....Uhhh*trys to explain in a child friendly way where babies come from*
Rin: Thank you lord Shesshomoru but how does the baby get inside the mommy
Sesshomoru: Uhhh.....
...................
Shippo: Hey InuYasha!
InuYasha: Yeah whats up kid?
Shippo: Where do babies come from?
InuYasha:*Blushing like crazy* Uhh kid babies come from women I dont know any more than that*thinking:Lying is the only way I'm gonna tell the runt anything*
Shippo: Ohh.....
..................
OMFGSkittlez: ROKU!!!!
Miroku: Yes my Lady
OMFGSkittlez: Guess what?
Miroku: you are finnally about to admit your undying love for me
OMFGSkittlez: NO WAY IN HELL DO I LOVE YOU!!! I have a boyfriend his name is Cody anyway no and you have to not be perverted for a month without exploding
Miroku: How?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!??!!??!
OMFGSkittlez: I don't know
Kouga'sGirl4eva: Here this should help*puts a sit collar on Miroku*
Miroku:Thank you
Kouga'sGirl4eva:Aww.. Your welcome, Now whenever you do something perverted all some one has to do is say down*Mirokus face slams into the ground* and then you'll stop
OMFGSkittlez: YAY!!! Now all he has to do is go a month without one of us saying down*Mirokus face slams into the ground* or exploding
Kouga'sGirl4eva: YAY!!!
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: NEXT DARE!!!!!
Kouga'sGirl4eva:
2010-01-08 . chapter 3
lolz yay i still a co-host! i shall have my kouga marry me! (that would be very nice, very nice indeed) lol update soon!
OMFGSkittlez: OMG!!!! A Wedding!!!!!!
Kouga'sGirl4eva: OMG I'm Getting Married to my Kouga!!!!!
Kouga: What's a wedding... whats married...?
Kagome: *Sigh* It's like being mates in human terms.
Kouga: I'm not marrying her!!!!
Kouga'sGirl4eva: Yes you are! *pulls out remote to shock collar* *Shocks Kouga*
Kouga: GAHHH!!!! OKAY!!!
Kouga'sGirl4eva: Yay!
Joe/Narrator: A ranodom portal to the wedding appears and everyone goes through it
*Random portal appears*
Everyone: You will die Joe Narrator * goes through portal and appears in Paris France under the Eiffel Tower*
Kouga'sGirl4eva: OMG I'm in Paris for my wedding with Kouga!!!!!!!!
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: Cool I always wanted to go to Paris
Taylor: I made the- AHHHHH!!!!! I'M IN PARIS!!!!!
Joe/Narrator: Two random french officers walk up to taylor
*two random french officers walk up to Taylor*
Random Frech officer #1: Madam yooh wher told tyo neverr coome bak her
Randome French officer #2: Madam if yooh donn't walk offf theh skren rit now weh will haf to arrest yooh
Taylor: Fine *walks off screen*
Joe/Narrator: Taylor is very uspest as she walks off screen
OMFGSkittlez:*plotting*
Joe/Narrator: OMFGSkittlez is plotting
OMFGSkittlez: Joe Narrator can I have a hug?
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: Go on
Everyone: *sees where this is going* Go on hug her!
Joe/Narrator: *shrugs* The narrator shrugs and hugs OMFGSkittlez *Hugs OMFGSkittlez*
OMFGSkittlez: AHHHHHH!!!!! SEXUAL HARASMENT!!!!!!
Joe/Narrator: *Covers OMFGSkittlez mouth with his hand*
OMFGSkittlez: *Shoves hand away* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NOW HE'S RAPING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Random French officers run back and beat Joe Narrator off OMFGSkittlez and drags him away*
Everyone: YEAH HE'S GONE!!!!!
*ONE NOT SO AMAZING BECAUSE KINKY-HOE AND HOBO ARE THERE PARTY LATER*
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: That wasn't so cool
OMFGSkittlez: Eh atleast he's gone now
Kouga'sGirl4eva: Now can we*Random wedding dress poofs onto her and Random Tuxedo poofs onto Kouga*
Kagome: Woo! Now we need a-*Random priest poofs in and weds Kouga and Kouga'sGirl4eva*
Random priest: Kouga do you take Kouga'sGirl4eva to have and to hold in sickness and in health till for rich or for poor till death do you part?
Kouga: I do
Random priest: Kouga'sGirl4eva do you take Kouga to have and to hold in sickness and in health for rich or for poor till death do you part?
Kouga'sGirl4eva: I do!
Random priest: Now say your vows
Kouga: *Says vows* (I don't know what to put here)
Kouga'sGirl4eva: *Says vows* (or here)
Random Priest: Kouga do you take Kouga'sGirl4eva to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Kouga: I do
Random Priest: Kouga'sGirl4eva do you take Kouga to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Kouga'sGirl4eva: I do
Random Priest: Then by the powers invested in me I pronounce you man and wife!
*Everyone accept Ayame cheers and throws rice*
Random Priest: You may kiss the bride!
Kouga'sGirl4eva:*kisses Kouga*
Kouga:*Kisses Kouga'sGirl4eva*
*Everyone's randomly poofed back to the studio in their normal clothes*
*Kouga and Kouga'sGirl4eva poofed on to an all expences paid free cruise to Hawii*
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: That was awsome!!!!!
OMFGSkittlez: YEAH!!!!
Taylor: Humpf! Next Dare!
Blooddance
2010-01-11 . chapter 3
Hey just began reading your ...eh...'story'
I think it's really funny expecially the applepie!
You said you needed more reviews and I thought I could help out with a few ideas!
1. Let Yasha and Fluffy dance tango together
2. Let Kikyo be revieved by Naraku and then be tortured by the band of seven until she dies again.
3. Let Bankotsu cuddle with Jankotsu
4. Dare Naraku to wear a pink playboy bunny costume
5. Dare Kagome to explain a lapdance to everyone (or something like that XD )
6. Dare Sango to do a lapdance for Miroku (bet he'd enjoy that=^-^=)
Hope I could help and I also hope you'll update soon!
OMFGSkittlez: Wow! This is gonna be so awsome!!
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: NARAKU!!!!!
Naraku: Yes?
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: You get to wear a pink playboy bunny costume and revive Kikyou
Naraku: WHAT! *Random poof of smoke and Naraku comes one in a pink playboy bunny costume*
Kikyou: I'm already alive
OMFGSkittlez: ANYONE IN THE BAND OF SEVEN GET OVER HERE NOW!!!!!
Band of Seven: Yes almight Bazooka wielder
OMFGSkittlez: Bankotsu go cuddle with Jankotsu
Bankotsu and Jankotsu: *Cuddles*
OMFGSkittlez: Ther rest of you go torcher Kikyou till she dies
Rest of the band of seven: *Torchering Kikyou*
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: InuYasha Fluffy Tango time!!!!!
InuYasha: What the hell is a Tango?
Sesshomoru: *doing Tango with InuYasha*
InuYasha: *Being dragged around by Sesshomoru*
OMFGSkittlez: Kagome please explaine to everyone what a lapdance is and Sango you get to show them how... Here use Miroku
*Somehow no ones really sure but in the next five minutes Miroku was nearly slapped to death and the studio was drowned in drool*
Everyone: *Poofed to a dry studio*
Taylor: Wow...
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: Next Dare!
inukai44
2010-01-12 . chapter 3
lol
1. i dare hojo to die scarface style
2. kinky hoe to be killed by the underworld thingy that sesshy has
the sit collor on koga
4. koga death by sits
OMFGSkittlez: Well we can't do the last three because the people are busy but we can sacrafice Hobo!
*Everyone who isn't busy is poofed to a valcano in either a bathing suit*
Miroku: *drooling over all the girls in Bakini's*
Sango: Down!
Miroku:*pulled facefirst into the ground*
Taylor: Hobo we dont like you so were sacraficing you to this valcano god!
Hobo: No please have mercy!!
Taylor: Anyone here have any mercy!
Ayumi: I do!! *pulls out a grass skirt and coconut bra* my mom named it mercy!!!
Taylor: Okay
*Grass skirt and coconut bra poof onto hobo*
Taylor: Anymore Mercy!!!
Everyone: Nope!
Taylor: Okay then! *shoves Hobo into the valcano*
Valcano God: EWWWWW!!!!! *Throws Hobo out to sea*
Posiden: EWWWW!!!!! *Throws Hobo back*
*a random game of vollyball between Posiden and the volcano god takes place with Hobo as the ball*
*everyones randomly poofed back as Posiden spikes the Hobo over the net that appeared*
Everyone: Awwww!!!!!
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: Next Dares!
Sachan2294
2010-01-15 . chapter 3
OMG. That was great XD i'm still laughing. Hey! if u run out of ideas here's some more :)
1. Koga and Inuyasha have to hug eachother while Kagome dances kinda sexy. And they can't let go until the end of the song or say anything.
2. Inuyasha and Sessy have to say that they love eachother in a brotherly way
3. Kagome has to go the entire show without making out with Inuyasha.
OMFGSkittlez: Kouga's on his honey moon and hobo is a ball in a vollyball game so InuYasha will have to hug Miroku
InuYasha and Miroku: Ewww! *Hugging*
I-Hate-Kikyou-to-Hell: You cant make out with Kagome InuYasha and neither of you can move or talk untill she's done got it?
Miroku and InuYasha:*Nod*
*Kagome starts pole dancing to the song Push by Enrique Iglesias*
InuYasha and Miroku:*watching with wide eyes*
Flatball, yeah right
Hey moma, they call me Wheezy
And you should be with me
I got a pocket full of reasons
Baby, I could bless you and you ain't even sneeze it
I'd be expressin' you and you don't even need me
I could have you dreamin',
When you ain't even sleepin'
Moma, I could help you get off like the weekend
She said, she wanna do to the new Enrique
I pocket this in, put the song on replay
And then she backed it up like replay
When you need it
Girl I try to hide it, but I can't escape it, oh, baby
Please forgive me
When I think of you, my thoughts are so X rated, oh, baby
Baby, I don't give a damn
I know that your mans now where in sight, oh, oh
And your eyes don't tell a lie
I know you wanna come with me tonight and I'll say alright
But first you gotta
Push, push, back upon it, make me believe you want it
Push, push, back upon it, girl I can't go home lonely
Push, push back upon it, go ahead lay it on it
Don't stop until the morning, just keep pushing back on it
Do you love me? You know it
Do you need me? You know it
Will you please me? You know it
Will you tease me? You know it
Baby I
I'm the kinda guy that don't get real excited, oh, baby
When you have, when you have you're private party
I hope that I'm invited, oh, babe
Baby, I don't give a damn
I know that your mans now where in sight, oh, oh
And your eyes don't tell a lie
I know you wanna come with me tonight and I'll say alright
But first you gotta
Push, push, back upon it, make me believe you want it
Push, push, back upon it, girl I can't go home lonely
Push, push back upon it, go ahead lay it on it
Don't stop until the morning, just keep pushing back on it
Is it half that you bag it up just that
Now drop it like it's hot
And pop it like a grab
And stop it like a watch, now move it like clockwork
Your body is trembling and your booty is an outburst
She wanna do it
Do it with no delay
I told her I'll go running, running just like relay
'Coz I'm cool
Till I tha breeze way
And pushing like sulk
And P E P P A
Push, push, back upon it, make me believe you want it
Push, push, back upon it, girl I can't go home lonely
Push, push back upon it, go ahead lay it on it
Don't stop until the morning, just keep pushing back on it
Push, push, back upon it, make me believe you want it
Push, push, back upon it, girl I can't go home lonley
Push, push back upon it, go ahead lay it on it
Don't stop until the morning, just keep pushing back on it
Push, push
girl
Mr. Morales
Push, push
girl
Push, push
girl
Push, push
InuYasha and Miroku:*Drooling*
OMFGSkittlez:Aww... no apple pie this time
Taylor: I GOT THE APPLE PIE!!!!!
Everyone: YEAH READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!