I finally got Bumblebee's Action Figure! I'm so happy!
I took me forever but I finally found the 2007( 9?) Bumblebee in a K-Mart, I had looked in the Transformers there but I only found the Robot Replicas and I didn't want that BB 'cause he doesn't Transform, so me and my Dad were walking out and I was talking to him about going to Toys R Us agian dispite prices and then, out of unbelieveable luck I found Bumblebee on the floor about an inch away from the No. 9 cash regsiter line candy! Immediatly grabbed him and ran to the line, Dad bought him for me and I paid him back when we got home and ripped open the pack, taking the bio off the back, cuting the picture of his head from the front,and putting that inside my little black box on my Transformers shelf that holds all my memorabilia - even my movie ticket from the first time I saw it,- and Transformed him now he sits on my desk, looking up at me, he's so cute!!!!!!!!! now all I need is Jazz, Ratchet, Ironhide and Prime, and my collection will be complete!
though I did have this neat Idea for a 'Lubricating Bumblebee' toy comes complete with mini simmons figurine, all you need to do is add water and the coloring dust and push a button and WALA Lubricating Bumblebee!
Bumblebee: NO NO NO AND NO YOUR NOT SENDING THAT IN!
Aww your no fun!
Tra la la la la lets see what kind of insanity should we have today?
Bumblebee: How about no insanity?
No then this story wouldn't be fun!
Bumblebee: Damn
Love ya' too Double B!
Today was Saturday, and saturday meant that BB would be wanting to 'charge in...
OH WELL! he still owes me Wendys from yesterday. He forgot! Or maybe he's avoiding me
So I leapt out of bed, which now I actually sleep on one, but it still can't really be a bed I don't have any sheets on it, but I do have the Transformer sheets -which are not on the bed -yet- and comforter - which i use to keep warm I lay on the matress and I fold the comforter up and lay it on the bed so I don't really have to make a bed, I cheat- and the Bumblebee pillow case, his face is aways nearest to my head so I can technically 'kiss' him all night long hee hee.
But that's not important! Was is important is that My Bumblebee T-shirt was in the wash and it was Saturday and thats no good! I wish my mom would buy me several BB shirts one for each day of the week so then I could be like any other cartoon charater and wear the same shirt and pants for fifty something ep's and then change them the next season.
BUT! My mom hates TFs and she's not nice like that and I'm not a cartoon charater although that would be cool cause I'd never die I could stab my self and I'd be fine, that'd be fun. So I picked out my camo autobot insignia shirt and pants, hm, wait, scratch that. it's hot out today, better go with the sunny striped sports bra, it's comfy to wear those niffty sports bras, especally for someone as active as I am, you know.
Cause then when a con comes I don't have to worry about my boobs aching the next day cause I wasn't wearing a niffty sports bra. two of mine are perfectly wear able for outside, the other one is black with two teal lines running diagnally. but anyway I donned my choosen outfit, my hand knitted fingerless gloves and my black high heeled sandals and hopped out the window with my black Autobot wallet - heh, I love been BB's technical 'partner' it gets perks, like flashing the wallet saying " I'm with the big guy" or " i'm with the Autobots your under arrest" or " FREEZE OR HE'LL USE YOU LIKE A TREE!' or my fave ' NOBODY MOVE THIS BOTS LOADED FROM THE INSIDE AND I KNOW HOW TO MAKE HIM GO!!' -and my little red bag of 'goodies'. BB dubbed it that cause not only do I get useful stuff from it, but I also carry around snacks for him, oil, energon, energon goodies ETC.. Ratchet likes it too because the oil that the goverment gives the Autobots apparently tastes funny, and Ratchet suspects they're giving them crap oil so they can starve and then die and then get picked apart by the goverment to 'better mankind'. I hate my kind sometimes. stupid goverment and their need to get nosy into other speices business.
I looked down out the Tree house window and there was no Bumblebee sprawled out in the driveway - He's so cute when he does that-, so he must be in the Garage that the Witwickys gave to him. Mrs.Witwicky - Judy Witwicky- was out gardening today. maybe when I get back from Wendy's I'll go help her out, her petuinas are dying. My Grandma taught me about gardening, so I like helping out in the Garden sometimes. Mrs.Witwicky was nice enough to let me build the Tree house, she's a very nice mom, I just don't see why she gets into so many awkward conversations. espceally with BB. Hell the lady even asked that question of " BB's Happy time" Erguh that was so awkward BB nearly crashed. Wait, now that I come to think of it what were we talking about to even BRING that up?
Then there was Mr.Witwicky - or Ronald Witwicky- he was helping in the garden too, weeding. he spotted me and waved, which I returned with a smile. He gets angry easily but he's nice too, he helped build the tree house. Sam wasn't out there, So he must either A: Be inside B: Be with Mikeala C: Be with Miles Or D: Be with Mikeala and Miles then agian theres also D:All of the forementioned . hey thats funny Sams got three friends whos names begin with 'M'.
Speaking of Friends I bet you're wondering why I don't call Bumblebee, 'Bee and instead call him BB or Double B. Like any deicated Fangirl, I read a ton of fanfiction - I'm up to 300-counting chapters- on the Computor here now-, which I bring home here to keep myself busy when BB's out playing Big Fancy Pants Robot Limousine Camaro for Mikeala and Sam.Anyway there are alot of Sam/Bee fics out there and most if not all of them refer to Bumblebee as Bee, whenever I call Bumblebee 'Bee' I think of those stories and I get a werid feeling. So I don't bother Calling him Bee. just BB or Double B. or D.B. for an even shorter version of Double Bee.
I hopped out of the window and on top of the Garage and then down a convenent ladder. I can't see in the window it's all dusty and that takes away the surprize of BB being there or not, so I open the side door and...
he's not there, he's avoiding me I just know it! I groan. and make my retreat to the Mr. and Mrs Witwicky,
"BB's not here today where'd he go?" I ask Mrs.Witwicky, Mr. Witwicky had gone inside to do something.
"Oh he's been gone for a few hours now Sweetie" she replies picking a weed out of her already dying petuinas. so I kneel down and start helping by removing some of the dead leaves. she always gives me those pet names. those mothery pet names.
"Any Idea of where he went?" ow, stupid weed pricked my finger!
"No, but if it helps Sam's with him," she smiles, and sighs at the sight of the dying flower,
so if he's with Sam he's either at Mikealas, Miles, the Mall, the Stunting Grounds, the Burger King, Great that just makes my search even harder.
"I think the petuinas need more water, and you might want to put a little support on them for now," I always made suggestions, I never guess unless I'm in school.
So the Search for the missing Bumblebee, I could call him, but then My phone - that Ratchet made me so I could keep in touch better with the others- is charging and I don't use it when it's charging. and BB would probibly not answer anyway. I could always Email Ratchet, but he probibly wouldn't get it till his break which was...at least two hours away and By then BB would be elsewhere if not here.
I brooded with the ideas of the fastest way to find out where BB was. I could always poke that Niffty Spiffy distress button near my computor. Buuuuuut that would bring all the 'Bots in and I only need Bumblebee...
-eight hours later-
The sun had blazed it's was down in the east, or was that the west? whatever I now had to retreat because I now looked like a lobster. and the reason why? I spent the whole day gardening with Mr. And Mrs. Witwicky.- We found a box labeled Sam's Treasure chest and it had 'stuff' in it. I feel bad for Sam when he comes home- And I didn't have sunscreen, and now my back is hurting! Damn, where the hell is Bumblebee?! I'm going to shove a fraggin' wrench into his door wings and super glue it there when he gets back!
I went back into the Tree house and started putting lotion on my burnt spots. It's all Bumblebees falut I'm like this, now Trent's got a perfectly good reason to make fun of me! Damn, Stupid, Big, yellow Camaro with his big stup-
ZOMG, doth thine ears decive me? I hear the sound of yonder Camaro bot! SQUEE BB's HOOOOME!
"BUMBLEBEE!" I leapt out of the Tree house, and on to Bumblebee's hood, waving to Sam.
"- MISFITS! -" Bumblebee screached to a halt "- DON'T DO THAT!-" Sam hopped out with a smile. His face was slightly red. maybe he was in the sun too!
"Hey Misfits, eeuh you don't look good," the boy laughed at the sight of the lobster like me.
I snorted " I was gardening with your Parents, we uh,found a box in the garden that's yours. You're parents want a word with you,"
Sam's mouth gaped looking like a fish gasping for breath, " OH,Shitfuckdamnandbottleofsoap(1)!"
"Yeah, I agree with that statement," I giggled and slipped into Bumblebee's front seat and patted the dashboard while Sam ran into the house. Funny, his leather seats are wet. and his interior smells werid.
"-You...-" Bumblebee started shuddering slightly on his hydrualics
"What?" I gave him a smug smile while I got comfy in the driver seat.
"- Don't do that to me!-"
" do what?"
"-Jump from the window of the tree house on to my hood!-"
"Oh so you do care about me!" I gushed and hugged his stering wheel
"-NO I care about my paint getting all bloody and covered in your guts,-"
"Ah huh sure,"
"- How was your day and what do you want? and why are you red? Did you fall in a vat of red paint?-"
"My you're inquisitive today," I giggled " my turn now My day was okay, and the reason I'm red is because I've got a sunburn, and you forgot about taking me to Wendys from yesterday or were you avoiding me? Where did you go with Sam? I was soo BOred!" I slumped in his seat.
"-you poor insane thing you, you got burnt,neglected and was kept bored for a total of eight hours,-"
"And it's all your falut, and i'm your partner you could have been attacked and I would have known nothing about it." I whined hugging my legs to my body
"- Your not my partner, your just the sidekick.-"
"Same thing, Besides who was the one to beat the shit out of simmons to get on the Transport with you to the Hover dam? You could have been treated unkindly and you wouldn't have gotten that complementary bag of goodies and oil, and the inflight movie."
"-Don't you get started I get it, I'm going,-" he revved his engine and backed up out of the Drive way
Ha, I win, and then I noticed that he didn't sound really happy.
"You want a frostie?" I asked, " And you never answered my first question, where the hell did you go with Sam?"
"-I Went out with sam and Mikeala and you won't believe what happened, and yes I want a frostie-"
"Does it have anything to do withthe fact that you're BEE-OTCH air freshener is soggy and you smelling funny? and is it something I'm going to have to gossip with Jazz about?"
"- Yes,-"
"OOOO do tell do tell!"
"-No, I don't want to talk about it,-"
"Tomorrow?" I like talking about what happens when he plays Camaro-Limo, and he doesn't share it that often
"-When I get my frostie, and a decent recharge yes, I'll talk-"
Oooh goodie goodie, Tomorrow gonna be a good day!
1). 'Shitfuckdamnandbottleofsoap' Thanks to my friend Jazmine for that one THANKS JAZ! Seenow you're part of my insanity!! muhahahahahahaha!