A/N: Okay my peeps, please forgive me, for what i am about to do. Yes, this chapter, IS THE MOST EVILEST, chapter yet.
You Go Girl!
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Chapter 4
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Death Is Cruel Yet Simple
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Sora paces back and forth, nearly ripping his hair out, while his big brother Leon stared at him worryingly.
"Xemnas sakes, I don't even have anything to wear!!!!" Sora shouts. All his clothes were boy clothes, he didn't even see this predicament coming. Roxas walks into the room and gapes at the huge mountain of clothes on the floor.
"ROOOOOXXXXASSS!!! I can't find anything to weaaaar!!" Sora cries out, clinging to his brother's waist. A huge drop of sweat rolled down his head and Roxas lets out a long sigh and dragged an extra person in. It was Aqua.
"Hmph, and why should I help heeeeerrrr out?!" Aqua asks, crossing her arms.
"Come on Aqua he needs help." Roxas tells Aqua.
Leon smacks Roxas across the head with a book and Roxas realizes his mistake.
"I-I mean she, she needs help!" Roxas corrects. Unfortunately, the damage was done.
"YOU'RE A BOY?!!" Aqua shouts. All three of them shush her and place their hands over her mouth.
"You can't tell anyone, at least not until this semester ends." Sora whispers.
Aqua nods and they let Aqua go. She sighs and sits down.
"Okay from the top." Aqua orders.
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Half an hour later they explained everything to Aqua. Her mouth was wide open in disbelief and she nearly keeled over. Sora sighs and sits down.
"Dude.... Duuuuuuuude, that's harsh. I mean can't you pull a few strings? I mean the end of the semester is too long, but now it explains why Riku is so into you." Aqua tell the boys.
Sora looks up questioningly and Leon sighs.
"Riku is gay, that's the only reason he was dating Kairi. She provided a useful image, he doesn't even like her. Of course no one minds that he's gay....." Leon trails off.
Sora looks at the three questioningly and Aqua stands up.
"But his father doesn't feel the same way. You see King Kadaj, is very strict, and feels that his son should marry a woman. He's not very open to the fact his son is gay and well, his uncles try convincing their brother to think otherwise, but so far no luck. Riku's life is pretty much screwed over at this point." Aqua tells Sora.
Sora feels his eyes sting and Roxas laughs.
"Are you crying, baby bro?" Roxas asks.
Sora shakes his head, but his hamster eyes, said otherwise. Aqua awes and hugs the petite boy.
"You're soooo cute when you're in tears." Aqua squeals.
Leon and Roxas stare at her and she stops.
"That came out wrong." Aqua mutters.
Aqua sighs and lets go of the boy.
"OKAY WE HAVE TO MAKE YOU OVER COMPLETELY!!!" Aqua shouts, changing into a white lab coat, glasses, and her hair pinned up into a bun. She pulls out a black pouch and rolls it out. They were a series of hair extensions, clippers, shears, scissors, combs, brushes, curling irons, flat irons, and THE TAMER 2010!!!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Sora shouts. He tries to run but, his brothers caught him and strapped him down to a chair.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!" Sora shouts. The previous tamer had wore off, but this time.... there was no escape. No... that can of TAMER 2010 **sparkly lights and chorus** spelled ultimate DEATH!!!
"Face it Sora, we already have!" Aqua tells the little boy. She pulls on latex gloves and squirts out the TAMER 2010 **sparkly lights and chorus**
(Disclaimer 2: The Tamer 2010 is the ultimate and still in testing, tamer ever produced. This is just a warning, but the Tamer 2010 is not for nappy hair or the devil's hair. No! It is for the ultimate JUNGLES OF HAIR IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND, THE KIND THAT CANNOT BE TAMED BY THE FIRST TAMER!! Burning, hair loss, completely and utterly destroyed hair is a side effect of the Tamer 2010, cause lets face it, THAT'S WHAT IT DOOOOES! And Sora's hair so desperately needs it.
Sora sniffles and blows his nose, as they closed the coffin on his beautifully spiked and wild hair. Aqua pats Sora's shoulder and Leon reads the prayer of death. Roxas lowers the coffin into the grave and starts to bury it.
Sora sighs as his hair had been utterly defeated. It was semi-long like his brother's and framed his face like Marluxia's. Then the unthinkable. Aqua pulled out a.....
TUBE OF LIPSTICK!!!!
"NO, NO!!! PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Sora shouts.
(Lightning Crackles in the Background)
"SHE IS ALLLIIIIIIIVE!!" Aqua shouts as Sora stood up totally and utterly girlified.
Leon nearly faints and Roxas nearly looses it.
Sora was DROP, DEAD, GORGEOUS.
He was so beautiful, that it looked like someone kicked him of the beauty tree and he hit every branch on the way down. He was so beautiful that mirrors cracked when they saw him, for they could not reflect his beauty. When he walked into a dark place, Sora's beauty would be a ray of ultimate sunlight.
He was so beautiful that even the gayest of gays would fall in love with him... well if he was a girl. Other than that they would still fall for him.
"My greatest work yet." Aqua whispers, tears streaming down her cheeks.
Sora was dress in a white summer dress, his curly hair extensions fluttering behind him. His lips were now a deep red and he was wearing a huge summer hat. Around his neck was a yellow ribbon, with polka dots and he was wearing white wedge sandals.
Sora groans as he was forced down the steps to the train plaza. They force him into the train and they wave as the train left the plaza. Sora groans and slumps into the train seat. When they were dragging him down the steps, guys were whistling and staring at him. One even tried confessing to him on the steps. Of course when he saw the glares Leon was giving him, he fell down the stairs and broke his leg.
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Sora feels the train stop and gets up and gets off the train. He was at the Sunset plaza, and like always, it was sunset. Sora walks down the stairs and walks towards the fountain on the balcony facing the sunset. He sits on the rail and looks out.
"Boo." A soft voice whispers.
Sora turns around and comes face to face with Riku.
"You look beautiful." Riku whispers. Sora blushes and fiddles with his hands. Riku smiles and picks Sora off the balcony rail and sets him down.
"Sora, I was wondering, if on summer... you will come with me to meet my father." Riku whispers.
Sora's eyes widen when he heard this. He couldn't meet his father, how long could he keep this up? Sora turns away and looks down.
"I thought you would b e happy to know, that my father wishes to meet you." Riku tells Sora in his smooth voice.
He had to tell him the truth, but won't he hate him if he did? Sora would hate anyone who has lied to him like that, and he was pretty sure Riku was no different.
"I-I don't think that's such a good idea." Sora tells Riku softly. Riku steps closer to Sora and takes his hand, kissing it gently.
"You're a charming girl, beautiful, gifted, and intelligent. My father would be charmed to meet you." Riku whispers. Sora blushes, but the harsh reality was there. He was a guy, and in Kadaj's eyes, it was unacceptable. He had to tell him the truth... but he couldn't bear the thought of Riku hating him eternally.
"R-Riku... I can't, I-I have to tell you something." Sora choked.
Riku looks at him, his eyes filled with worry.
"Riku!" A dark voice calls out. Zexion, Axel, Olette, and three other people were waiting down the steps for them.
"Come on, it can wait later." Riku tells Sora, he pull Sora down the stairs and Sora sighs in defeat.
He probably won't ever be able to tell Riku the truth.
The truth hurts.
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Sora gasps when they stop at a pub.
"B-But, this is a pub and we're underaged." Sora whispers.
"Don't worry I have connections." Riku tells Sora, assuredly.
Sora looks around nervously as they walk into the pub. It was crowded and it was almost easy to get lost in. Sora squeezes through the crowd, holding tightly onto Riku's hand. He was so caught up in telling Riku the truth that he barely noticed what he was wearing. He was wearing a black shirt with a cross on it along with a black jacket with blue fur. On the back there was a beautiful winged cross with a snake entwining it. It was the crest of the royal family.
Finally they stopped at the bar and Sora sits on the stool next to Riku's. A bubbly manic girl was talking to them, talking extremely fast. He finally remembered where he heard Yuffie's name. Yuffie was his cousin, sister to Yuna. Leon and Yuffie would fight with each other over Leon's original name, Squall.
"Well if it isn't cousin Sora!" Yuffie shouts.
"You two know each other?" Riku asks.
"Yup Yuffie is my cousin, she also remembers my OTHER big brother who has the same name as me. RIIIIIGHT?!" Sora tells Yuffie, giving her the silent eye.
Yuffie caught on pretty quickly, cause she knew Sora's father like the back of her hand.
"Yeah, they look almost identical." Yuffie answers. She leans to Sora and whipers something into his ear. Sora nods and then Tifa, Yuffie's sister and Sora's other cousin, walks out.
"Oh, dear, our crazy uncle again?" Tifa asks. She already knew the moment she saw Sora and Riku together. Sora nods and Tifa sighs. She hands everyone a beer except for Sora.
"No cousin of mine is going to be underaged and drinking!" Tifa hisses. Sora sighs and watch the others drink besides Riku.
"So what is it that you wanted to tell me?" Riku asks, turning to Sora.
Sora looks down and then looks at Yuffie. She was shaking her head wildly, mouthing 'You'll regret it later' .Sora looks at Tifa and she turns her head an obvious sign saying 'tell him the truth'.
Sora sighs and shakes his head.
"It's nothing." Sora tells Riku softly. Tifa smacks herself and Yuffie gives Sora the thumbs up.
Riku raises an eyebrow and smirks.
"You'll tell me when you're ready, so I won't force you." Riku tells Sora gently. Sora smiles softly and watches the rest of the group get drunk. Except for Zexion. He seemed to hold is liquor reeeeeallly well.
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Sora follows Riku to the Sunset Plaza Station as they break off from the rest of the group. They walk silently up the stairs, Sora swinging his arms, with his hat off.
"Sora.... I... like you a lot." Riku whispers. He leans closer and Sora gulps. Finally, what seemed like forever, their lips touched. Riku's lips were soft, and Sora could feel the heat rushing from his face to his lips. Sora closes his eyes and kisses back. Riku slides his hand around Sora 's waist and tpulss him closer. Sora snaps out of it from that moment and pulls away.
"We're going to miss the train!" Sora shouts. This was partly true and also because he wasn't sure if Riku would feel 'it'. Riku sighs and follows Sora as she rushed up the stairs.
Honestly, he wanted it to last longer and he got the strangest feeling that Sora was desperately trying to avoid close contact with him. Yet he knew she liked him but he didn't understand why she didn't want him to come close to her. It was like strictly hands-off relationship. Well it wasn't like he asked her to be his girlfriend. So he could understand, and also Sora seemed to be the type of marriage first girl. Riku wasn't that type of person, but for her, he seemed to want to do anything for her.
Unknown to them, they were being watched by a malicious, vengeful, girl and guy.
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Sora sighs as he plopped into his bed. He was falling more and more in love with Riku by the passing moment. Still the fact that they could never work out due to the fact that Sora had been lying to him all this time. Sora sighs and rolls over on his bed, only to notice a note on his bed.
"Come meet me at the rook, a secret admirer."
Sora looks at the note again and sighs. Poor soul, he had to let this guy down easily, or risk a big blow out. Sora gets up and walks out his room and takes the stairs to the roof.
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Sora walks onto the roof and looks around. There was no one there. Sora sighs and walks out to the middle of the roof. Sora cries out when someone grabs him from behind.
"LET GO OF ME!" Sora shouts.
"Heh, Sora, I've been always waiting for this day!" A familiar voice hisses. Yes.. it was Seifer.
"LET GO!" Sora shouts.
Sora cries out as he was thrown to the ground. Sora scrambles and gets up and tries to get past Seifer, only to be thrown back against the railing.
"No one's gunna hear you scream from up hear, Sora!" Seifer shouts. He pulls out a knife and walks up to him. Sora kicks Seifer and runs past him. Sora cries out when he feels his arm being yanked as he was dragged back. Sora yells and feels the knife being dragged across his neck. Sora gasps as a white hot pain flooded his body. Sora feels himself fall to the ground and screaming.
"THIS WASN'T THE DEAL!" A female voice shouts. Sora gasps for air, as he heard the two argue. There was screaming and then a crashing noise and more screaming and yelling. The roof door slams open and he could hear Aqua screaming.
"Sora! Sora, OH MY GOD!! SORA!" Aqua screams. He felt her wrap her arms around him and pulling him into her lap.
"ROXAS!! GET HELP!!" Aqua shouts as footsteps pounded against the roof floor.
Sora breaths become short as he felt himself falling asleep.
"Sora!" Another familiar voice. Sora opens his eyes slowly and felt him being lifted and looking into the face of someone. A silver-haired angel probably. No matter, he was going to die anyways.
Riku rushes down the stairs, holding Sora tightly in his arms. Her throat had been slit, it was deep, but he couldn't tell if any of his major arteries had been cut.
Sora was still breathing, but slightly.
"Sora, hang on, hang on." Riku whispers.
He rushes down the hall, other kids walking out of the room and gasping at the sight. Unfortunately one of them was Leon.
"Sora!" Leon grabs Sora out of Riku's arms and into his own.
"Here, give him here!" Cloud shouts. He was running down the hall with the Headmaster and Roxas.
Leon refused to let go of Sora as Cloud try to take him.
"Leon, he'll be alright." Cloud whispers. Leon reluctantly lets go and watches as they carried Sora off to the infirmary.
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"WHERE IS HE?! WHERE'S MY SON!?!" Demyx shouts. He rushes into the infirmary and to Sora's side. He was barely alive, any later and Sora would've died.
"How, how could you let this happen, you were supposed to be watching him!" Demyx shouts angrily, shaking Leon.
"Dad, stop." Roxas chokes out. His eyes were bloodshot and his nose bright red. Demyx lets go of Leon and rubs Sora's forehead.
"My little boy." Demyx whispers. The door slams open and in rushes Sora and Roxas's mother.
"Oh my god, oh my god." Aerith cries out. Aerith turns away and Demyx wraps his arms around her. She sobs quietly as the Nurse walks into the room.
"Rinoa, what about Sora?" Leon asks.
Rinoa shakes her head and looks down.
"He's in a coma, chances of him waking up are slim to none." Rinoa answers. Aerith breaks down completely and Leon punches the wall, leaving a huge hole. Roxas stays quiet, too sad to even cry.
Rinoa walks out of the room quietly and Riku walks in.
"Is Sora going to be okay?" Riku asks.
Roxas shakes his head and walks out of the room. Everyone leaves, unable to look upon Sora's comatose body.
Riku looks at Sora sadly and places his hand on his face, feeling tears sting his eyes. Seifer had escaped, but Kairi, no, that bitch was going to suffer. He was going to make sure she suffered.
Sora still looked beautiful, her hair framing around her face. He kisses Sora's lips and walks out of the infirmary.
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Sora groans and looks around, he was floating in a dark space. All of a sudden he finds himself on a stained glass ground. He looks around only to be greeted by a cloaked man.
"What, the.." Sora trails off.
"You died." The man says bluntly.
"What the hell?!WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIED?!! And you didn't have to say it like that." Sora shouts angrily.
"How would you like me to put it, oh sorry but you died, or you died, better luck next time?" The guy asks.
Sora shoots a dark glare at him and the man sighs.
"WHAT IS WITH YOU?! YOU'RE SUCH AN INSENSITIVE JERK!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! HUH?!! WHAT WHAAAAT?!!! I WAS THIIIIIS CLOSE, THIIIIIS CLOSE TO GETTING WITH HIM!! MY GOD, YOU, DAMN YOU!!!" Sora shouts, stomping his foot.
"Okay look here, since you obviously can't move on with this attachment to the living and since the living can't let go of you, I'm going to give you one more chance. Of course right now, I can't send you back to your body, but of course not just any body will do." The man mutters.
The man snaps his finger and Sora feels himself being yanked into a warphole. Sora cries out as he fell out of another portal and into another body.
Sora groans and wakes up. He slowly sits up and looks around. He was in a humongous room almost like the one back at the mansion but bigger. The floor was made of green marble and he could see a beautiful city out from the window. Sora groans and gets up slowly. He walks around a bit and finally finds a mirror.
But only to his horror.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Sora screams.
Staring back at him, was not a male face.... but a female one. Also not just any female face. The queen of Ivalice's face,Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca.
"OOOOH THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!!!" Sora shouts, in a beautiful female voice.
Sora faints and the door rushes open with millions of guards.
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A/N: AHAHAHA Didn't see that coming didya?! Dun worry, this body swap will only go on for two chapters and I'll return Sora to his body! Still, it's gunna be a fucking crazy ride!! MUAHAHAHA. I'LL THROW IN A FEW TWISTS AS WELL! Reviews or Sora will never return to his body!