Chapter 3- Strange Encounter…
\Pretty much all of the Simon POV sections are VERY short since he's talking to himself…You can probably figure out the POV…
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(On a busy street)
Renaldo- Simon?
Simon- No!
Renaldo- Sorry…I thought you were Simon Cowell…Who are you then?
Simon- I'm…uh…(looks around) Joe…Bell!
Renaldo- Ah! I'm Renaldo Lapuz!
Simon- Oh I know…
Renaldo- What?
Simon- I, uh, remember you on TV…
Renaldo- Oh! You must watch American Idol! Are you a fan?
Simon- (muttered) Oh, trust me, I'm MORE than a fan…Oh! I have to go…My friends! Lila! Davids! Angel! Danny! Adam! Uh…whatever your name is…
Lila- Oh! Hi Simon!
Renaldo- Simon?
Cookie- Uh…no…We just call him Simon because, um…Danny, do you remember why?
Danny- Because, uh…he looks like Simon!
Renaldo- I'm going to keep looking…
Archy- For what?
Renaldo- Simon! *skips away singing Brothers Forever*
Simon- That was close…Wait! How did you know…
Angel- Uh, Paula?
Lila- You DO know I live next door, right?
Simon- Well he WAS pretty loud…I'm going to go avoid my stalker…See you…some other time…*leaves*
Kris- *running down street* Have any of you seen a crazy red haired girl named Allison?
Adam- You mean the one who running lovingly towards you?
Kris- Yeah…that one…Hide me! *hides behind Caylee*
Caylee- Yeah, cause I'm SO tall…
Allison- KRIS?!? ARE YOU HERE?!?
Kris- (to Caylee) So…are you single?
Caylee- WHAT?!?
Kris- (whispered to Caylee) Work with me here…My girlfriend and I are…fighting…She won't leave me alone…
Caylee- And I'm supposed to care about your problems…why?
Kris- Because you love me baby!
Caylee- Uh…sure…
Kris- That's right…
Allison- Kris! And…who are you…
Kris- Oh! Alli! This is my new friend, uh…
Caylee- Caylee!
Allison- Kris, don't you mean GIRLFRIEND, cause she's right here if you're confused…
Kris- No! I-I was just telling Caylee that I have a girlfriend! She's a little, uh, infatuated…
Allison- Oh…I suggest you stay away from my Krissy Wissy or else! Come on Kris! *leaves, dragging Kris behind her*
Kris- Call me!
(All staring blankly)
Danny- Wow…he's gotten even crazier…
Cookie- I wonder how Katy's handling this…
Lila- I heard they're keeping her "locked up"…When Kris told her, she went after him with gardening equipment…
Archy- Well, he always was strange…
Adam- Maybe he hit his head when he jumped out the window!
Angel- Well, for once, Adam might be right…Scary…
Lila- I did hear a squirrel over the phone when he fell…
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(Running into house)
Simon- I finally lost him! I guess I'll call that hotline again…
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(Phone rings)
Cookie- Let me try this time! *answers with accent* Hello?
Simon- What's with this number and that accent…? Anyway, I'm trying to get rid of a stalker…
Cookie- *with accent* Oh! Yes! Did you call last night?
Simon- Yes! Wait…why?
Cookie- *with accent* Everyone's talking about this case…Now my suggestion is to talk to him. Maybe he'll stop bothering you if you sort everything out!
Simon- Okay. I'll call back…*hangs up*
Archy- Um…Angel…Th-there's something I've decided I don't want to keep to myself anymore…When I sang Angels, I knew I'd find an angel one day, and I think I have…
Angel- Awh! That's so sweet, but we're just not right for each other…You're so…innocent…and I'm-
Archy- Oh! I'm-I'm sorry, I-I don't know why I said all that…*sighs*
Danny- C'mon guys! You'll miss Simon talking to Renaldo Lapuz!
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Renaldo- Ah! The great Simon has decided to come on!
Simon- Renaldo…We have to talk…
Renaldo- Anything! I will tell the great Simon what he wants to hear! I will do what he wants me to do!
Simon- Great. Get lost. And don't come back. Ever.
Renaldo- Whatever pleases you, I will do. Though I cannot guarantee that we will never meet again…*leaves*
Simon- I can't believe that actually worked…I actually got rid of him…He'll probably come back anyway, but… *goes inside*
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Cookie- That wasn't as funny as I thought it would be, but at least he left…We can all get some sleep…
Lila- Uh, David, you DO realize that you live all the way on the OTHER side of the city, right? Even Renaldo Lapuz can't be THAT loud…
Cookie- Uh…
(Phone rings)
Adam- Ooh! I'll answer this! *With accent* Hulloooooooo?
Simon- You guys are geniuses! He actually left!
Adam- Yes. Great to hear your story…Bye. *hangs up* I nailed that…
Lila- No comment…
Caylee- At least you didn't scream into the phone…
(Doorbell rings while someone frantically knocks on the door)
Lila- *answers door*
Kris- Can I come in? Great. *runs on couch*
Lila- Sure…you can come in…
Caylee- Oh great…you're back…
Kris- Yeah, I'm back baby!
Caylee- *runs to room away from Kris, as he tries to sit next to her*
Cookie- Wow…
Allison- *running through open door* Has anyone in THIS house seen…Kris! What are you doing here?
Caylee- *walking downstairs* I heard someone come in…
Allison- YOU! *Runs threateningly towards Caylee* What did I tell you about staying away from Kris Carly?
Caylee- Caylee.
Allison- WHATEVER!
Cookie- Allison, don't you knock?
Allison- I was gonna, but YOU left the door open…
Kris- Allison, I can explain…
Allison- Don't bother! We're over.
Kris- That's what I've been trying to explain to you for the last week!
Allison- *leaves*
(Caylee sits next to Kris, who now looks overly ecstatic…)
Caylee- This was the only seat left, so I had to sit here…
Lila- Caylee, I need a seat. *pushes Caylee into Kris' lap*
Caylee- Thanks!
Lila- I knew you'd thank me one day!
Kris-Thanks!
Lila- Caylee, just give up. You know you love him…
Caylee- I can't take this anymore! I'm going to do to you what I've wanted to do since I met you! *kisses Kris*
Kris- I knew you loved me! *kisses Caylee*
Danny- Ya think we should…
Lila-Yeah, let's go to the other room…
(Others walk into office)
Cookie- Archy, is something wrong? You've been really quiet…
Archy- It's nothing…I'm fine…
Lila- *walking over* It's okay…Just tell me…Was Angel a bitch to you?
Angel- Archy…I didn't mean to hurt you…I just didn't think you could love someone like me…
Archy- So that means…
Angel- Yes David, I like you!
(Archy and Angel kiss)
Lila- Let's go…
(Danny, Lila, Adam, and Cookie leave and go to Lila's back porch)
Lila- Wow…I've pretty much left my own home…At least my friends are happy…
Cookie- What about you?
Lila- Me? Oh! I'm fine! I'm not them. I don't need somebody…
Cookie- Oh cause I was going to say…*whispers* I love you.
Lila- Nevermind! I love you too! *Lila and Cookie kiss*
Danny- Sorry we can't leave…we don't really know your house…
Adam- Uh, yeah…
Danny- Maybe Caylee and Kris are done…
(Adam and Danny leave)