CHAPTER 4!
Naruto was all alone in the room and sighed for the tenth time today. He decided he didn´t want to face those two again so he decided he would take a shortcut ... out the window. Sadly, that was not the best of ideas, seeing as he had jumped from the second floor.
He crawled up swearing and mumbling something while he tried to stand up just before he noticed a HUGE pile of dog poop right in front of him. Unfortunately he did not notice it fast enough and stepped into it.
"WHY ME!" He screamed at the sky with his hands raised up.
The next week Miadelh and Siideru became more and more irritated with everyday that passed because Naruto was constantly skipping class and challenging people from other schools to fight.
"He´s never going to learn, is he?" Miadelh sighed.
"Don´t be too harsh on him, remember he has detention for eight weeks ..." Siideru said almost falling asleep because she had been playing video games all night.
"But that is exactly what I am talking about! Does he really want to get into more trouble already?" Miadelh said scorchingly. "But I guess this is the best way for him to cope with things ..."
Sasuke who didn´t sit beside them anymore was also irritated that all they ever talked about was Naruto. What was so interesting about that jerk anyway? That idiot sucked at fighting, and he could probably pin him up against a wall anytime he wanted. Wait, what? He ignored it and thought that it might not be the best thing to have a crazy yaoi fangirl as a best friend.
A loud annoying sound, like daggers shooting themselves into Naruto´s eardrum and STABBING AGAIN AND AGAIN there, until Naruto woke up incredibly irritated. He shot the alarm clock a failed death glare.
"Eeeh it´s 7 already..?" he said sleepily as he started to count the hours that he had slept. "Eegh only 4 hours … I knew I shouldn´t have stayed up so late "protecting my street..." After a long pause he grinned to himself "EH! It´s only English class with Kakashi-sensei! He won´t even notice me if I´m there! And I also deserve to sleep more for my hard work I did this night!" he said as he pulled the covers over his face and continued to snore.
"THAT´S IT!" Miadelh shouted behind her textbook, waking up the class that had drifted to their happy dreams behind their books while Kakashi (who had been away for 15 minutes telling the class to read the homework they were supposed to do..) was away.
Siideru, that had formed an ocean on her table while sleeping, snapped her eyes open yelling "BUT KANAME, YOU SAID YOU LIKED THE WHIP!"
„..."
The class knew better than to laugh at her or asking about her dreams so they continued to sleep.
"Pervert!" Miadelh slapped Siideru´s back making Siideru whimper.
"Oh! I was on the best part Miadelh! Well what is it?"
"Naruto isn´t here..." Miadelh said depressed. "He is my best friend- OH SHUT IT SIIDERU- My best BOY friend, and I haven´t even reached him over a week! And not that I haven´t tried! I mean! If he isn´t at school and if he isn´t at home, WHERE IS HE!" Miadelh threw her hands up into the ceiling like she was asking it to give her an answer.
" You haven´t been the only one, I have been busting my ass for that brat! And NOTHING!" Siideru glanced at the other corner in the classroom and raised her voice "And there hasn´t been any help from A CERTAIN SOMEONE, because SOMEONES are a little too sensitive for little pranks!"
Sasuke, who was sitting there opened his mouth as if he was about to say something, but closed it again and looked the other way with a "Hn!"When English class was over Siideru and Sasuke hurried to Biology class, but Sasuke didn´t glance once at Siideru.
Siideru kept asking him to talk to her and bribe him with promises of candy. She even tried to threaten him by saying that she would kick his butt at practice later, but nothing worked. He still sat down beside her, which was a good sign.
Orochimaru came skipping into the classroom with a loud "Hello childreeen!" and Siideru promised herself that she would get rid of him somehow. What was even worse, he was the head of the chess club, which Sasuke was part of, and there he would be on his own and completely vulnerable.
Then she started to drift into a perverted day dream like she frequently did in front of the whole class. Sasuke glanced at her for the first time and he jabbed his elbow at her, knowing to well that Orochimaru would be way too happy to give private detention to sleeping students.
"SO, YOU FINALLY ADMIT THAT YOU LIKE THE WHIP?" Siideru gloated and opened her eyes. Orochimaru smirked all the way up to his eyebrows and nodded at her. If it had been any other teacher the class would have laughed but everyone just stared in horrified silence while crickets chirped.
"I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM!" Siideru shouted and ran outside. Sasuke looked after her with a "don´t leave me" look on his face. She hoped to see Miadelh sitting at her favorite reading spot but instead she crashed into someone. Of course it was Naruto.
"Where have you been! We have hardly seen you at school!" she said accusingly.
"I have been protecting the streets-ttebayo!" Naruto answered.
"Really? You know, Miadelh has been really worried about you! And me too! Why don´t you focus more on your friends than making enemies!"
"You haven´t been that good friends to me!" He coughed sarcastically.
"I´m sorry" Siideru said genuinely.
"Aw, what the heck, I forgive you two!" He said smiling.
"And I have to fight on the streets to get tougher! It´s much easier to fight drunks than tough kung-fu champions ... like your friend." He wrinkled his nose a little.
´WOW! He was that fast to forgive me? Usually when I pull something like this on Sasuke it takes him many weeks to forgive me!´
Siideru shrugged and flung her arms out. "COME HERE YA BRAT!" she sang and flashed him a big smile.
Naruto stared at her puzzled "whaaa?"
Sighing Siideru threw herself at him into a big hug and squeezed him tightly.
"Promise me AND MIADELH, EVERYBODY! That from NOW ON you quit messing around before you are kicked out of the school!" She said with a low threatening voice, but Naruto could tell she wasn´t really threatening him, just cared. "I promise-ttebayo..." he hugged her back.
"OK good you brat!" She leaned closer, Siideru being slightly taller she smirked "Or should I say, dobe.." Making Naruto blush from the memory of Sasuke whispering into his ear, and thus blowing hot air into it. "Don´t push it Siideru, and would you please remove your hand from my ass thank you very much!"
"I was about to say the same thing- wait WHAT!" They screamed and jumped 3 meters backwards, falling on their asses to the floor and looked up at a figure that, apparently had snuck up to them and joined their little reunion.
"Oh I just love group hugs" said a creepy man´s voice that hissed a little.
"AAAH OROCHIMARU!"
"And here I was on my way to get a certain blonde back, when suddenly I see, not a one blond but TWO! Isn´t that joyful!" he jumped up and down in enjoyment as the two made themselves ready to run for their lives and keeping down their breakfast only to crash into a figure, that had come sprinting to them.
"QUICK HE IS COM-" Sasuke said.
"Oh- he´s here...and YOU" he glared at the other boy lying on top of him, with Siideru between them.
Naruto prepared himself for a battle but was interrupted by Siideru.
"DON´T START THIS SHIT AGAIN! I don´t want to interrupt you guys, BUT OROCHIMARU IS PREPARING HIMSELF FOR ANOTHER GROUPHUG!" she exclaimed in desperation.
Just when Orochimaru walked to them like a zombie with his hands raised towards them, they heard someone cough. It was Miadelh who had been sitting there all the time in her reading spot the whole time. "Senseeei~~~, can you help me with my homework?" She pointed to a HUGE pile of papers behind her. Orochimaru stared sad at her. Siideru blinked to Miadelh and the three of them ran away as fast as they could while Miadelh said with her lips "YOU OWE ME BIG TIME!"
All three looked back to the poor victim, a saint that had sacrificed herself to save them. They all stared gratefully to her-
SLAM*
A door had flung open suddenly; the three teenagers slammed into it, making them all crash on the floor AGAIN!
"Humph! Two faces I was hoping to not see at all this semester..."sighed out Tsunade "Sasuke, good morning to you, and YOU!" The two blondies shrank together staring up to the towering woman in front of them.
"… Siideru, other than reminding you that the class is not your time to catch up on sleep, there is just a tiny thing, GET IN!" She pointed to her office. "Sasuke you may join also AND YOU NARUTO!"
If that monstrous woman had seemed furious a while ago, compared to now she had looked like a little bunny rabbit with a cute little fluffy tail. Naruto´s soul left his body and Tsunade dragged him inside.
"!" Tsunade gripped a sake bottle from her drawer, poured into her glass and gulped it in one sip, making the three sweat with fear.
"WHAT AM I GOING to do with you!" She asked, mostly to herself.
"So ... how´s you been going in the detention?" She hiccupped and focused on them with only one eye. Siideru whispered to Sasuke, "She´s drunk ALREADY? That must have been some really strong stuff!"
"Iruka-sensei only sits over us all the time while we do really boring stuff like learn math and clean up, BELIEVE IT!" Naruto said in a whining voice.
"Hmmm ... maybe I was too harsh on ya" She tried to point at Naruto but her aim was way off. "Awww lokkat your worried faces, I can´t do this to you guys!" and all of a suddenly she began crying hysterically.
Naruto said hesitatingly "... then we don´t have to have detention?"
Tsunade stopped crying at a split second and stared REALLY insulted at Naruto.
"YOURELLYTHINKYO-..." She paused to stare at the wall for 5 minutes while the other three didn´t dare to move a muscle.
"Huh ... oh yeah! You don´t have any detention."
Naruto rose up from his seat and began shouting "DATTEBA-" but was interrupted by Tsunade.
"BUT! ... YOU HAVE TO ... hmm, let me see." She stared at them for a long time again.
"I know! You there, you will keep watch over that one" She pointed into Sasuke´s face.
"I think she´s beginning to sober up" Siideru whispered a bit frightened and Tsunade shouted again. "Don´t think that´s all! If I ever see you fighting again I WILL expell you two! Or ... BRUTALLY HARM AND KILL!" With that she poured her glass full once more and took another sip, and fell on her face with a large thud.
The three of them looked worried at each other, but still just walked out leaving Tsunade drooling on the pile of papers.
After closing the door behind them Naruto yelled "YEAAH AWESOME!" He jumped up and down excited.
"Like hell am I going to watch over that DOBE, that´s way beneath my dignity!"
"What´s that! You smart ass, take that stick out of you as-!" a fist came flying straight into Naruto´s face and sent him flying across the hall.
"ENOUGH!" the tall blond girl cracked her knuckles.
"Waaah Siideru, why did you do that?" Naruto whined at the other side of the hall.
"Can´t take this bullshit anymore from you guys, I MEAN IT! When are you going to stop this! You promised me you would!" Siideru said and turned around; stomping to her class.
Naruto stared after her for awhile when a hand reached to him, offering him to help him stand up. And to his surprise it was none other than Sasuke!
Naruto slapped his hand from him. "No way, don´t need YOUR help!"
"DOBE! I´m trying to be as civilized as I can, not trying to punch your face off. SO JUST!" Naruto could hear that the other boy was really pissed off but trying to hide it.
"TSK! If you insist!" he grabbed the other´s boy´s hand that pulled him up on his feet. Naruto looked up and met Sasuke´s eyes and couldn´t nearly hide his grin as he saw how pissed of that usually calmed boy was that never showed any emotions.
After the last class of the day Siideru sighed and looked at the clock. "Hmmm, I wonder what month it is. OH SHIT, my birthday is next week!" The guys looked at her surprised. "And don´t think you two will be invited if you keep acting like that!" Sasuke sighed "What, you mean you have any other friends beside me, Naruto and Miadelh?" Siideru´s eyebrow twitched as she forced a crooked smile on her face. "Of course not! I´m friends with almost everyone in class 5-C! Even Kiba´s dog!"
"Yeah, I think he really likes your garden! Too much if you ask me." Naruto said and they all started laughing (okay maybe not Sasuke).
"Hn, like I'd want to go if you invite THEM!" Sasuke said with a dark voice.
Siideru punched him lightly in the shoulder. "Come on Sasuke, they are one of my best friends, I have to. And they have been so good these past weeks" she said, trying to change his mind.
"Who are ´they´?" Miadelh and Naruto asked simultaneously.
"Sakura-chan and Ino-chan" Siideru giggled out. "They are TOTAL Sasukefangirls! But they have learned to control themselves better now, I SWEAR they were so annoying the first time I met them I wanted to JUST AAGH-!" she began to punch her right fist into the left palm of her hand annoyed. "But when I got to know them better, I realized that they were just like that around Sasuke"
"Pff like you when you see Kaname-Senpai!" Miadelh shook her head.
"KANAME-SENPAI!" the tall blond girl began to shake her body all around.
Sasuke sighed and rolled his eyes.
Miadelh took the chance and brought the other three faces together.
"OK I have a plan for her birthday!" she whispered.
"While you go with Siideru to kung-fu practice next Friday Sasuke; me and Naruto will sneak into her house and decorate the place, invite everyone and get an elephant and juggling clowns!" Sasuke stared at her. "Reeeaaaally? You know she has a phobia of clowns! ... and elephants!" Miadelh smiled evilly. "Oh .. I didn´t know that." Then Siideru recovered from her Kaname-senpai seizure. "Huh, what were you talking about?" :) Miadelh replied "Uhm, just how I managed to escape from Orochimaru! I just told him I needed to throw up like you do everytime you feel like sneaking out of class, you little bastard!"
"I´m taller than you YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Siideru mocked and pointed at her.
Miadelh jumped forward and bit her finger, making Siideru scream, not only with pain but irritation. "I´ll GET YOU, YOU LITTLE -!"
"And you are complaining that WE are always fighting!" Naruto crossed his arm and looked accusingly at the two girls wrestling on the ground. "You don´t see Sasuke jumping on me!" He continued.
Sasuke walked closer to him, smirked and said teasingly "Don´t give me any ideas..." Naruto began to blush a little, but thought to himself that he wasn´t going to let Sasuke get away with some suggestive comment like that.
"I know I wouldn´t need to give YOU any ideas like that, for you are pretty knowledgeable regarding that area..." Naruto answered with suggestive eyes, his big blue eyes sparkling.
Sasuke, that was fighting to keep his face straight was about to crack when Naruto looked the other way to the two girls that gawked at them giving a strange sound from their throat.
Naruto glanced back at Sasuke and smirked.
´Oh I get it´ Sasuke thought to himself. ´Hn! Naruto is teasing them, but will he be able to continue it?´ smirking at the thought Sasuke brought his face closer to Naruto and looked at him with burning hot eyes.
Naruto´s eyes widened and his breath quickened.
"Damn right you should know that, too well I dare to say. For your loud moans say it all!"
Naruto felt like Sasuke´s gaze would melt him.
"Sa-Sasuke" He barely managed to say. His heart pounding loudly in his chest. He got afraid that maybe Sasuke could hear it, so close was he.
´STUPID SASUKE! What is he doing to me?´ the blond one thought.
"KYAAAAAA!" Miadelh shot backwards with blood gushing down her nostrils.
Sasuke straightened himself. "Stupid girls.." he said and kept on walking leaving Naruto behind flustered.
"Stupid SASUKE! How do you expect us to react when you are hitting on Naruto and undressing him with your eyes¨!" Siideru sprang from the ground and ran after the tall boy, waving her fist.
Naruto snapped and yelled after Siideru "WE WERE KIDDING! He was SO NOT doing that!"
Siideru moaned out "Suuuure-!" Then they all walked slowly home while small flowers blew around in the sunset.