Warriors R Us
When warriors go shopping
(Authors note: Yet another chapter by Palmwind and I! R&R like usual)
Firestar's RAZR: Nokia Tune
Firestar: Fine, let' go to the mall!
Greystripe: Yay, lets go to the mall!
At the mall
Tigerstar: would you like a pretzel dog?
Firestar: I told you, I hate pretzels, and dogs!
Tigerstar: Are you SURE?
Firestar: YES!
Tigerstar: How about roses?
Greystripe: ROSES! Steals roses
Spottedleaf: OKAY…
Greystripe: hides in corner stroking roses My precious…
Spottedleaf: I'm going to the salon, I'll see all 'yall later! leaves
Greystripe: Mine! No touchie!
Firestar: I didn't touchie!
Greystripe: I said no touchie!
Firestar: I didn't touchie!
Greystripe: thinks… Brain… Age…
Firestar: AAAAAHHHHHHH! Runs away
Greystripe: Ha Ha I knew that would get him away! Eats rose
At salon
Spottedleaf: Hey, Goldenflower, what are you doing here?
Goldenflower: OOOO this makeup goes great with your eyes!
Spottedleaf: GOLDENFLOWER ARE YOU HITTING ON ME!
Goldenflower: Sure, Id like a cup of chicken.
Spottedleaf: CHICKEN! CHICKEN! CHICKEN! Starts repeating CHICKEN repeatedly
Goldenflower: Do you like roses?
Greystripe: ROSES!
Spottedleaf: still chanting CHICKEN!
Greystripe goes back to his corner.
Greystripe: In between sniffles and sobs I AM A MURDERER!
Firestar: huh?
Greystripe: In between sniffles and sobs I AM A MURDERER!
Firestar: huh?
Greystripe: In between sniffles and sobs I AM A MURDERER!
Firestar: huh?
Greystripe: I ate a rose!
Firestar: huh? OH sorry, can you repeat that?
Greystripe: I ate a rose!
Everyone but Greystripe: GASPEDY GASP GASP GASP!
At Auntie Annes because Auntie Annes rock!
Tigerstar: soft Pretzels will take over the world!
Firestar: Not if I can help it! Flys in Hey, where's my cape?
Tigerstar: Ha! I got your cape!
Firestar: NNNNOOOO! Without it, I am POWERLESS!
Tigerstar: Ha, take this! Pulls out Brain Age
Firestar: NNNNOOOO! I'm melting!
Tigerstar: seriously?
Firestar: No not really, I am just burning in hellfire…
Tigerstar: oh, ok that is fine… want a pretzel dog.
Firestar: ok! I love pretzel dogs!
Tigerstar: NNOOO! YOU ARE RESISTING MY POWER! HEAR ME ROAR!
Firestar: in real lion voice RRRROOOOAARRR!
Tigerstar: I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!... mew
Firestar: WOW! That was good! Almost as good as lionheart.
Lionhear: beats chest and yells like gorge of the jungle!
Leafpool: walks in Hallo jeder! Ist es kein schöner Tag?
Firestar: Um…
Leafpool: Was? Ist etwas falsch?
Firestar: Yeah…
Leafpool: Was?
Firestar: Um… Your talking in German again.
Leafpool: Ach, erbärmlich. Klammern Sie an eine Sekunde an...
Firestar's RAZR:Jeopardy
Leafpool: Sorry about that.
Firestar: whispering to Tigerstar through RAZR Leafpool is training to become a Nazi… (Authors note: PLEASE DON'T GET MAD AT ME FOR THAT!)
Tigerstar: Oh. KILL THE NAZI! Eats Leafpool
Firestar: HA HA!
Sandstorm: walks in MY BABY! Does Kung Fu on Tigerstar
Firestar: Hey, when did you learn Karate?
Sandstorm: At the Kung Fu Karate place next door. I go when you are making dirt!
Firestar: I don't take that long!
Sandstorm: Yes you do! It takes you like 2 freaken minutes!
Firestar: Wow, it takes me that long?
Sandstorm: That's long enough for me to earn a new belt! I'm currently a blue!
Bluestar: I'm blue… I'm a de I'm a dy If I were green I would die!
Firestar: What's with you?
Bluestar: I don't know.
(Authors note: THE END! (of this chappie) Hope you likey! Don't forget to review!)