Disclaimer: I'm a terrible fanfic writer. I don't update regularly!

I suddenly feel like updating this... ummm... I hope you'll enjoy? It is my favorite story after all.

Chapter Four: Tyson and Ray in a drag

With the help of some friendly transvestites from the malls' cosmetic department so that they can disguise themselves as women and infiltrate the Blitzkreig teams' mystery tent. Ray was virtually an indistinguishable wholesome crossdresser, well-groomed, very nice to look at and very lady-like. Tyson disguise as a woman - an ugly, ugly woman, it was enought to make children cry but it didn't bother him. It shouldn't have mattered because no one would recognize him, but he didn't want to be an ugly girl. Why does Ray have all the luck?

Nerve twitching, it took all of Hilary's will power to not explode and possibly murder the beyblade champion "Tyson, why are you dressed as a girl?"

Tyson girlishly bats his eyelashes and played with his hair "Am I a pretty girl?"

Hilary looked away, disgusted "ugh..."

Ray looks too feminine to the point that their friends were left in shock when they learn that it's actually Ray dressing up as a girl. His team mates find it disturbingly convincing, Kai ignores them and decided to watch the clouds instead. "No way! he's prettier than that old hag Hilary!"of course this earned Daichi a black eye from Hilary, followed by a kick, an upper cut, a body slam, and multiple head traumas.

"Tyson what are those you put on your chest?" Max pointed at the huge round bulge on their chest. It was almost passable to be called a C cup since they wanted to fool the Russian team.

"water balloons" Tyson simply said and to demonstrate, he made them jiggle.

Jiggle! Jiggle! Jiggle!

"Awesome!" Max said with a big grin on his face. Completely mesmerized, he reached a hand out toward Tysons' breasts as he asks "Can I touch them?"

"sure!"

before the curious blonde could reach to grope them, Hilary interrupted "I still say it's a bad idea!"

Tyson tries to reassure the female that nothing bad will happen them"oh Hilary, you worry about me way too much" but Hilary's only concern was Ray because face it, Ray really looked pretty as a girl "I'm not talking about you! I'm worried about Ray" she pointed at the chinese beyblader who was way too busy at looking himself at the mirror.

"Ray will be just fine. What's the worst could happen?"

A few minutes later...

Ray was the only boy who convincingly looked like a girl, much to Tyson's annoyance but he finds it hilarious, considering he makes a rather attractive woman. He may be deemed more attractive than the actual females around them. It worked so well, Ian and Spencer led them inside.

To their awe, the place was full of red velvet silk and there was a disco ball at the center rotating slowly as to set a romantic mood. There they saw Tala and Bryan with a bunch of girls in each of their arms, both host sitting separately on a large black leather couch. At first glimpse, Bryan eyed the dark haired beauty wearing a short red dress. He felt his heart skipped a beat. Her looks are enough to get him to stop entertaining the girls around him to check her out. His female customers were getting jealous at the attention Brian was giving to the new girl. They were all giving him angry stares saying 'back-off-bitch!' but Ray being a man, he remained oblivious.

"Tyson why are they looking at me like that?" Ray asked his partner in crime

the dimwits' smart reply was "they're just admiring your beauty"

"are you sure?" Ray once again looked at the direction where the girls looked like they were about rip him apart with their intense glaring.

"of course I'm sure! show off for a bit"

Ray did what he was told. He put his left hand on his hip and used his right hand to flip his long silky black hair. This made the girls gasp because it feels like the girl in red (Ray) was asking for trouble and she was pissing them off on purpose. Bryan on the other hand...

"such marvelous beauty. I have finally found my one true love!"he headed towards the two girls who are actually Tyson and Ray in disguise.

the girls objected to this

"no! but I thought you love me Bryan"

"Don't leave me!"

"Fine! I like Tala better"

"I paid good money for this!"

"that girl is SO DEAD!"

Excited to see Bryan coming their way, Tyson took this as an opportunity to finally execute the plan "Great! he's coming here". Tyson saw how Bryan looked really interested in Ray "Dude, I think he really likes you"

Ray panics "How should I seduce him Tyson?"

"Actually, I never thought we could make it this far. I have no idea" Tyson admitted

"Tyson!"

"oh snap! he's coming"

Bryan greeted them with a huge grin on his face "Hello ladies" he said in his most suave voice. He took Ray's hand and kisses it. He deliberately ignored Tyson for obvious reasons.

Ew!

"Please, let me accommodate you. Have a seat" he shooed the remaining girls away much to their displeasure. So now it was only the two of them, alone. Tyson from afar gave Ray a thumbs up and mouthed 'YOU CAN DO IT!'

"so, what's your name?"

"my name?"

"yes, that's what I asked"

"it's...it's..." Ray looks around, hoping for an idea but since their surrounding are full of red velvet, leather and a disco ball, he got nothing. Ray in panic glance at Tyson's direction for help. His partner quickly thinks of a simple name and found... Nothing.

Bryan was still waiting for an answer

Nothing to lose and with no help from Tyson, Ray came up with a name that he found on a popular meme website that Kenny likes to visit "it's Derpina"

It was a good thing that Ray was drop dead gorgeous or Bryan wouldn't be easily fooled "such a lovely name"

An hour later after they got know each other. It was time to proceed with the plan.

"Can I ask you a question?"

"anything for you my beautiful red rose"

"what makes your fundraiser unique than the other teams?"

"Easy! it's a host club. Where we flirt, pamper, flatter and offer companionship to a lonely beautiful lady such as yourself"

"oh, so its like prostitution without the sex"

"sweetie you have a naughty mind but yes! exactly" Bryan leans himself closer "You don't have a boyfriend do you?"

"uhhmmm..." Ray signals Tyson for help.

'I see. So this is their plan' Tyson mentally notes this newfound idea and then use the bathroom excuse to save Ray "Derpina could you please come with me to the restroom?"

"Sure!" Ray quickly stood up before Bryan gets too comfortable with him and it was starting to gross him out. They both girlishly walked towards the restroom hand in hand, Bryan waved at his love interest "don't be too long my love! I'll be waiting" he sends her a flying kiss

Ray felt like gagging

little that they know they were being followed by jealous girls on the way to the restroom.

"that bitch is going down"

Team Barthez Battallion

They were confronted by the girl scouts, they can't really fight back since they are facing little girls, holding dangerous weapons. They were beaten up pretty easily and kidnapped Miguel to use as their money can't be help since he has such a pretty face. His team mates can only watch helplessly as their team captain was dragged away all tied up on a kiddie wagon "Help me!"

Mathilda and Aaron look up at Claude for a plan "we need to find a way to get him back" he said

"but how?" the little pink haired girl said

An evil idea struck and Claude smiled. Since those girl scouts want a war they'll give them war "let go get the boys scouts!"

Team All-Starz

Emily is starting to wonder why customers keep coming back to the chinese team to eat. Was it the food? Mariahs' skanky waitress outfit? what was their secret? When she couldn't take it any longer, it was time to take drastic measures.

"Rick! you take over for a while. I'm going spying"

(A/N): It was fun updating this. What stupid scenario will happen in the next chapter?

Until next time lovely readers!