Off in her own dreamland, Kagome speaks in her sleep with the attention of
all, but InuYasha.
"Shouldn't we wake Kagome up yet?" Shipo asks uncertain as to why everyone is just sitting and staring at his mother figure. "It's morning already and I'm hungry." A small gurgle rumbling makes its self known, to prove the kitsune's point of reasoning.
"Yes, I'm sure we are, or will, all get that small noise in the pit of our stomaches too. However, we must think of Kagome right now." Miroku preaches. "She needs her rest in order to make that wonderful meal we are looking forward too. And in the end it will all be well worth it."
Shipo just stares dumbstruck.
That's when Sango interjects. Smiling at the innocent cub, "We'll wake her in a bit, I give my word. We just would like to hear what it is our friend is dreaming about."
Shaking his head, back and forth, the kitsune still a bit confused gives in. "I don't understand. couldn't we ask after she's up?" Giving a little shrug, walks off to spy on InuYasha and what he's up too.
"Mnnn. Serve's. you right." An almost unnoticeable grin appears. "No, stupid InuYasha." Giggles. "Miroku and I are getting.married." Kagome snickers, still sound asleep and regaining attention.
Miroku grins in an evilly-devilish manner. "I knew I was irresistible!"
Sango knocks the munk on his head. "The only thing irresistible about you would be when we receive that fractional time of peace when a certain lecher doesn't practice his family business. Baka."
"HA HA. never seen. a hanyou get that. jealous. before."
InuYasha unfortunately walks by just then and growls low in his throat. "Wench, I wasn't jealous nor would I ever be."
Both Miroku and Sango glance at the dog-eared demon, upon hearing this statement, and grin curiously. "When did you get back? What did you-? You actually cook?!? What happened between you two? And why is your face changing six shades of red?" The two bombard InuYasha with intensive curiously-inquisitive questioning.
"SHUT UP!!!" InuYasha roars above them and once gaining quiet. sweet silence. he continues on with his original going-on.
The munk and demon exterminator look to each other.dumb struck.
InuYasha pauses, turns back around, and slowly takes the 3 foot trek back to Miroku, leaning down 4 inches in front of his face. Giving the man a once over. Miroku blinks.
"Yes?"
"Feh. Just what I thought. I'm a hundred times better than you in every way." Commenting with a toothy smirk and an extra "Feh." To go along.
Miroku, was about to answer the rhetorical remark with an answer of, "I wouldn't go as far as EVERY way." When Sango caught where his train of that was going and glared threateningly. Getting the lecher to keep his mouth SHUT.
".But lay one finger on Kagome ever AGAIN, pervert, and I will personally gut you myself, then feed you to the next lowest life form!" At this InuYasha turns, going off. "SHIPO BREAK THAT AND I BREAK YOU!!!"
Sango, arms crossed in her sitting position, "What did he mean by AGAIN? Did you grope Kagome again?!?" She accuses him.
"I swear, I didn't do anything since the last time." Miroku calmly insists.
"Oh. And WHICH last time are you referring?" Hisses.
"I... heh."
Readying herself to pumble the munk unconscious haults when Kagome began sleep talking again. Eagerly both turn their bodies to face her.
Giggling. "Miroku. guess what. you would have loved to of."
The man leans over Kagome, close to her face, to listen in beter.
Kagome's face cringes. "Don't touch me!..." silence. "Serves you right."
The demon exterminator snickers, realizing that in Kagome's dream the munk had gotten a just punishment for what he so rightfully deserved.
The noise of laughter going on awakens Kagome from her slumber. Dazed at first her eyes slowly focus on a face in front of her. Eyes grow wider than an orange. "Ekeh?" The most, high pitched scream, ever heard, soon follows.
!!!SLAP, KAFOOF!!!
The lecher now lies upon the hard surface of ground beneath him. A mark of a woman's hand across his cheek and an enormous lump protrudes from his noggin; swirly eyes spinning animatedly round and round. Sango, now, was attempting to calm the miko hysteric girl through her own fits of laughter. The exterminator went on to explain why Miroku had been allowed so close to Kagome's face.
"Oooo. I'm so very sorry Miroku. Heh, heh." Kagome nervously gives her apology.
Moving into his original sitting position proudly he acknowledges the nervousness. "No apologies necessary. I'm sure with whatever I had done. be it a dream or otherwise." Smirks, at the possibilities running through his mind. ".was all well worth and deserving, of such, on my behalf."
Kagome unsure of what the correct reply would be, "Okay." wonders how fine a line his verse was to forgiveness and pervertry.
"Shouldn't we wake Kagome up yet?" Shipo asks uncertain as to why everyone is just sitting and staring at his mother figure. "It's morning already and I'm hungry." A small gurgle rumbling makes its self known, to prove the kitsune's point of reasoning.
"Yes, I'm sure we are, or will, all get that small noise in the pit of our stomaches too. However, we must think of Kagome right now." Miroku preaches. "She needs her rest in order to make that wonderful meal we are looking forward too. And in the end it will all be well worth it."
Shipo just stares dumbstruck.
That's when Sango interjects. Smiling at the innocent cub, "We'll wake her in a bit, I give my word. We just would like to hear what it is our friend is dreaming about."
Shaking his head, back and forth, the kitsune still a bit confused gives in. "I don't understand. couldn't we ask after she's up?" Giving a little shrug, walks off to spy on InuYasha and what he's up too.
"Mnnn. Serve's. you right." An almost unnoticeable grin appears. "No, stupid InuYasha." Giggles. "Miroku and I are getting.married." Kagome snickers, still sound asleep and regaining attention.
Miroku grins in an evilly-devilish manner. "I knew I was irresistible!"
Sango knocks the munk on his head. "The only thing irresistible about you would be when we receive that fractional time of peace when a certain lecher doesn't practice his family business. Baka."
"HA HA. never seen. a hanyou get that. jealous. before."
InuYasha unfortunately walks by just then and growls low in his throat. "Wench, I wasn't jealous nor would I ever be."
Both Miroku and Sango glance at the dog-eared demon, upon hearing this statement, and grin curiously. "When did you get back? What did you-? You actually cook?!? What happened between you two? And why is your face changing six shades of red?" The two bombard InuYasha with intensive curiously-inquisitive questioning.
"SHUT UP!!!" InuYasha roars above them and once gaining quiet. sweet silence. he continues on with his original going-on.
The munk and demon exterminator look to each other.dumb struck.
InuYasha pauses, turns back around, and slowly takes the 3 foot trek back to Miroku, leaning down 4 inches in front of his face. Giving the man a once over. Miroku blinks.
"Yes?"
"Feh. Just what I thought. I'm a hundred times better than you in every way." Commenting with a toothy smirk and an extra "Feh." To go along.
Miroku, was about to answer the rhetorical remark with an answer of, "I wouldn't go as far as EVERY way." When Sango caught where his train of that was going and glared threateningly. Getting the lecher to keep his mouth SHUT.
".But lay one finger on Kagome ever AGAIN, pervert, and I will personally gut you myself, then feed you to the next lowest life form!" At this InuYasha turns, going off. "SHIPO BREAK THAT AND I BREAK YOU!!!"
Sango, arms crossed in her sitting position, "What did he mean by AGAIN? Did you grope Kagome again?!?" She accuses him.
"I swear, I didn't do anything since the last time." Miroku calmly insists.
"Oh. And WHICH last time are you referring?" Hisses.
"I... heh."
Readying herself to pumble the munk unconscious haults when Kagome began sleep talking again. Eagerly both turn their bodies to face her.
Giggling. "Miroku. guess what. you would have loved to of."
The man leans over Kagome, close to her face, to listen in beter.
Kagome's face cringes. "Don't touch me!..." silence. "Serves you right."
The demon exterminator snickers, realizing that in Kagome's dream the munk had gotten a just punishment for what he so rightfully deserved.
The noise of laughter going on awakens Kagome from her slumber. Dazed at first her eyes slowly focus on a face in front of her. Eyes grow wider than an orange. "Ekeh?" The most, high pitched scream, ever heard, soon follows.
!!!SLAP, KAFOOF!!!
The lecher now lies upon the hard surface of ground beneath him. A mark of a woman's hand across his cheek and an enormous lump protrudes from his noggin; swirly eyes spinning animatedly round and round. Sango, now, was attempting to calm the miko hysteric girl through her own fits of laughter. The exterminator went on to explain why Miroku had been allowed so close to Kagome's face.
"Oooo. I'm so very sorry Miroku. Heh, heh." Kagome nervously gives her apology.
Moving into his original sitting position proudly he acknowledges the nervousness. "No apologies necessary. I'm sure with whatever I had done. be it a dream or otherwise." Smirks, at the possibilities running through his mind. ".was all well worth and deserving, of such, on my behalf."
Kagome unsure of what the correct reply would be, "Okay." wonders how fine a line his verse was to forgiveness and pervertry.