Be the man.
You are now Sollux and even though you're aware you're dreaming, you're not waking up. This is most definitely the weirdest dream you've ever had. First off you are shirtless.
Secondly, Feferi, who you have known for years, was in front of you leaning forward and kissing you. Behind you was Eridan, he had his arms around your waist and was nibbling your ear. You were getting warm all over especially after one of them decided to slip their hand down your pants and the other grabbed your ass.
Just as you were about to return both favors, a loud scream wakes you up.
Be the Screaming Guy.
You're not really screaming your just saying obscenities in a really high volume. Damn it you should not have fallen asleep on the way to camp. You didn't know what you were expecting, but it was not this. The weird guy from yesterday was right next to you with his arms around your waist. You appreciate that he carried you back to camp safely but sharing a sleeping bag with someone made you uncomfortable. You kick your way out his grip, goddamn this fucker can sleep through shit storm of screaming harpies. Getting up you knock over a stack of boxes you were using as a night stand. Shit there goes your books scattered across the floor and Gamzee for some god forsaken reason is still asleep. You try to stand but your legs kept shaking and giving out. You give yourself a few minutes to stretch and carefully stand up. Your legs are feeling better for the most part, you just have to do things slowly.
Fuck you left your contacts in and now your eyes are irritated. You are such a brain dead idiot. Well you can't take them out with this guy here. You carefully hobble to Eridan's tent to get your second pair.
When you walk into his tent you are greeted with the sight of a sleeping Eridan making out with his pillow. Instead of having an aneurysm from over exposure to disturbing events, you decide that this morning isn't real. You are just having a really horrible dream that your subconscious felt justified in giving to a horrible person. You find your second pair of colored contacts and switch them out. You leave the pair of contacts you slept in on Eridan's makeshift night stand, after thoroughly cleaning them.
Be the nerd with sweet dreams.
You are now Eridan and life is great. You finally got to confess your feelings to Feferi and she returned them! Just as things were getting good you were abruptly pulled from your dreams. Someone just assaulted your face with a book. You fumble around untangling yourself from your blanket and grope your makeshift nightstand for your glasses. Someone places your glasses on your face. You look up to see Sollux standing there. "Did you have to hit me in the face?" you ask glaring at him.
Be Sollux
You are now Sollux and you just woke Eridan up by hitting him in the face with a book. You were mad that he called out Feferi's name in his sleep.
While he was making out with his pillow.
Now you know why Karkat didn't stick around in here. Wait, why would you be mad that he's dreaming about Feferi? Whatever. You grab his glasses and shove them on his face. You think he asked you a question. You weren't listening, so you reply with "Shut up, breakfast is ready."
You head back out to the breakfast table. You are hungry damn it!
"Sollux do you want some waffles?" Feferi asks you. "Aww yeah, waffles for breakfast." Shit you didn't mean to say that out loud. Feferi giggles and says "Well, you look nice today." "Thanks." you reply. Out of the corner of your eye you notice Karkat messing with some of the boxes.
Wake up Gamzee.
You are now Gamzee and man you are tired. First you had to carry Karkat back to his camp then you had to wrangle him into his "sleeping bag" as the adults called it. That thing was motherfucking hard to figure out. You ended up getting both Karkat and yourself into the damn thing. At that point you were too tired and just fell asleep on him. You woke up five minutes ago and Karkat was nowhere to be seen. Maybe he's getting his munch on. You walk out of Karkat's tent and see the lady making breakfast. The guy with mismatched eyes is fussing over Karkat, who is messing with stuff. You have no idea what it is, so you sit down at the table.
Eventually the guy, who can actually communicate with you, comes out of his tent and sees Karkat arguing with mismatch eyes. He breaks them up and drags Karkat over to you. He asks you to keep an eye on Karkat and make sure he eats his breakfast.
You pull the little motherfucker into your lap and try hand feeding him some of the food the nice lady made. Karkat ends up biting your finger.
Be the nice Lady making breakfast.
You are now Feferi and you woke up this morning very excited. Everyone had agreed that they would take turns with the chores and today you got cooking duty. You finally had the chance to show off your waffle making skills. Being a longtime friend of Sollux you already know all of his favorite foods. You know you shouldn't flirt with colleagues on a professional expedition, but you're sure if worse comes to worse everyone will handle things maturely. Everyone is an adult, well Karkat is a young adult. You heard some screaming as you were collecting ingredients then watched Karkat leave his tent and head to Eridan's. After starting on the waffles Karkat comes out of Eridan's tent as Sollux goes in to wake him up. Sollux comes back out and you offer him some waffles. Then Karkat starts messing with some equipment and Sollux leaves to stop him. Darn it. Eventually Gamzee comes to the table and sits down, he probably wouldn't understand what's going on. You start making something other than waffles like bacon and hash browns. Finally Eridan comes out of his tent and breaks up the fight between Sollux and Karkat. You watch as Eridan drags Karkat over to Gamzee, you're not sure what the hand gestures mean, but you think Eridan wants Gamzee to keep Karkat out of trouble. You set the rest of the food down on the table and fix a plate for yourself. You watch Gamzee try to hand feed Karkat. Oh, that is the cutest thing you have ever seen, until Karkat bites his finger.