Mikaela: So, uh, Arya in her anger and rage has put us in a prisoner holding chamber until she can get a ton of people to go to a meeting about our… How did she put it Kelly?
Kelly: Our idiocy and inability to carry out simple tasks with out irritating her.
Mikaela: Ah, yes, that's how she put it. So we're basically in a basement and locked in a room with only a small loaf of bread to eat.
Kelly: And nothing to do.
Mikaela: I don't have a clue what to do to keep the two of us from becoming so annoyed that we break down the door and get sent back in again…
Kelly: Oh! I know! We should list all the kinds of peanut butter. They do have peanut butter here right?
Mikaela: I would think so but you never know. I might get in trouble for a crossover but… Let's get on with it anyways because I'm desperate for something to do.
Kelly: Ok, I'll go first. Creamy.
Mikaela: Crunchy.
Kelly: Wow, we're done. Never mind that didn't work.
Mikaela: Oh! Let's try and name all of the- Wait. Did you here that?
Kelly: Hear what?
Mikaela: It sounded like a-
Narrator: Suddenly a blond girl fell through the ceiling.
Kelly: Brynna? How did you get here?
Brynna: I fell through the ceiling.
Mikaela: Well DUH you fell through the ceiling. How did you get here with us? You know like how did you know we were here in the prison?
Brynna: Oh. I've been stalking you since The War with Murtagh.
Mikaela: WHAT?
Brynna: looks in little belt pouch Want a muffin?
Kelly: Where's the chocolate muffin from?
Brynna: I'm not sure. I packed it with me I guess.
Mikaela: I don't care where she got it I'm starved!
Narrator: Mikaela, Kelly, and Brynna begin to eat their muffin.
Arya: walks in and has a look of horror on her face
Mikaela: Oh hi Arya. Did you get a haircut or something because you look different? Well actually your hairs terrible looking as usual so I suppose you didn't get it cut.
Arya: When I left there were two of you. Where is the other girl from?
Kelly: Oh her names Brynna. She's our personal stalker and muffin supplier.
Arya: Where did she come from?
Mikaela: Oh! She fell through the ceiling.
Arya: looks up at giant whole in ceiling YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!!!
Mikaela: But all of our money went to the Varden.
Arya: cracks knuckles Not that kind of pay you nit wit! This kind of pay.
Mikaela: Ha! You were captured by Durza who Eragon single handedly whipped off the face of the planet. Do you actually think you can beat US?
Arya: I don't think I can beat you. I know I can beat you!
Mikaela: Oh yeah? Bring it on! draws sword along with Kelly and Brynna
Narrator: Ten seconds later.
Mikaela: While being suspended upside down with Magic Ok! OK! YOU WIN ALREADY JUST GET ME DOWN!!!!!!!
Arya: Fine. lets down
Mikaela: Now take us to that stupid meeting thing.
Arya: Why should I?
Mikaela: Because YOU Miss Attitude asked us to come.
Arya: I did nothing of the sort.
Kelly: Try and say that in the ancient language.
Arya: begins to choke on the words… literally
Mikaela: Ha so you can't.
Brynna: You probably just can't get enough people who will go against this! all three do puppy dog face
Arya: Ok you're off the hook! I got you guys another list of cities and some more lace. Just leave. All of you. NOW!
Mikaela+ Brynna+ Kelly: Yes ma'am!
Mikaela: Ok, well we have to go now or Arya will kick our butts. BYE!
