A/N: Hey, guys, pick between Monday and Sunday, please.
Also, has any of you guys listened to the new character songs yet? I find that Italy's is like Under the Sea, and it bothers me, mostly because I don't get WHY it would be Under the Sea. But, it is horribly catchy. I hated it at first, but like I said…its catchy.
Anyway, enjoy!
Romano's POV
I guess it had been a normal day; to begin with. In choir, I did my special warm up, and got sent to office for singing "fuck. Fuck a duck. Fuck a fucking duck. Fuck a motherfucking duck" instead of what we were supposed to sing. I went to lunch with everyone. I went out to go and meet Antonio outside, when I see a figure walk up to me. The person is wearing a black cloak that covers their whole body.
"Who are you?" I ask the figure when they stop in front of me.
The voice responds simply in a "It is time for you to repay me~!" Definitely a female voice. It sounds familiar.
Suddenly, I realize who it is. "You! What the fuck are-"
I am woken from the dream with loud barking. And there is a dog in front of the thin iron I could open if I have goddamned THUMBS.
I hear a human yelling in bad German (bleck! Potato language!). After a while I see Feli (or if those crack dreams (I'm a cat, I SHOULDN'T BE DREAMING TO BEGIN WITH) are anything to base off of, his name is probably Feliciano) kneel in front of the kennel after getting rid of the dog. "Hi Romano. Why'd Toni lock you in the kennel?"
"Oh, geeze, you fucker, probably because he's a bastard!" Of course he's only hearing meowing.
"I'm worried about him, though. I mean, I miss Lovi too, and everyone is still looking…" Why is this idiot talking to me? I'm a cat. He should go talk to one of the goddamned dogs.
Suddenly, Feliciano gets a sad look on his face. "The police are deprioritizing the look for Lovi. He disappeared about three months ago. They all think he is dead." He suddenly gets this looks of absolute determination on his face. "But I know he's alive! It's just that there is something wrong with him! He's my twin, and we share this weird bond thing, and if he felt pain, or fear or something, then I would feel it too! He's still alive, I feel him still, he's just distant, like he's asleep…
"Anyway, I'm gonna let you outside for a bit. Toni went to his psychia-I mean his 'extra class' so I'll tell him I let you outside!" As soon as this bubbly idiot (there is no way to call him anything else besides bubbly) opens the door, I dash out of the kennel and immediately wait by the door, anticipating the outdoors.
Before Feliciano opens the door, he puts a collar on me. With a fucking bell on it. Mother of fuck. "What the fuck, you asshole?!" I yowl at him.
"So you won't get stolen or lost! Or run away!" …Did this fucker just respond to me?! Good intuition….
Suddenly, the door opens and I run outside the small house. I run immediately to the little woodsy area.
I vaguely remember living out in the wilderness. That was three months ago, when I was just abandoned as a little baby (yeah, I'm fucking young. And I'm goddamned cute! Deal with it, bastards!). I managed to survive, somehow, but then I was caught by the animal police about a month ago, and then Antonio came.
But my animal instincts still kick in, and I run around outside at ridiculous speeds. I decide to go back to the house so the humans don't worry about me. Also, there is a smell that has been teasing me for a good while.
I jump in through the window, being the badass that I am, and I land on Feliciano's shoulder. "Bastard. You are making food for me too, right?"
"Hi Romano! How'd you get on my shoulder? Do you want to try some pasta?" If that is the source of this amazing smell, then fuck yes, I want to try some pasta! I sit by my bowl to let him know that was what I wanted. "Okay!" He puts some in the bowl.
Well, this stuff is pretty good. When I finish eating, Feliciano places me on his shoulder. I flop on his shoulder and just relax, letting my mind wonder to WORLD DOMINATION.
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After about an hour, and after Feliciano left, I decide to go back outside. Something Feliciano had said earlier was nagging at me. Antonio seems…like he could be happier. Obviously, this whole Lovi thing has been bothering him. Obviously, he's depressed about it, so I did what any other cat would do for his owner.
I get a 'present' and bring it in to place on Antonio's bed. You know. 'Cause something just told me to do it.
It's nothing special. Just a little mouse. I'll even let him kill it! Not because I can't, but because it brings joy to kill small animals (but not cats. Cats are too cute to kill. Specially little kittens.)
Not three seconds after I get out of his room, Antonio comes back home. With a cage. He heads off to his bedroom (after leaving the cage in the living room). I follow him quietly.
Antonio's POV
First thing I notice when I go into my bedroom. There is a small furry creature on my bed.
So, like any sensible person, I take it off of my bed, figuring it was dead, and that Romano finally had accepted me.
Suddenly, the creature squeaks. I scream (manly) and throw it. "OH GOD! IT'S STILL ALIVE!"
Romano's POV
After hearing Antonio's unmanly scream (it was so girly) I realize that maybe I should have killed the mouse. "I thought you'd want to kill it! It makes me happy, so why not you?" No, instead he fucking hurled the thing across the fucking room.
After a while, Antonio catches the mouse (who actually did die when it was flung across the fucking bedroom, so it wasn't that hard of a chase) in a shoe box and throws it away.
Antonio's POV
I decide to introduce Romano to my new friend I got today~! So I pick him up and set the little kitty in front of the cage. I open the door to reveal…
Romano's POV
…What the hell is that thing?! I can barely see it, since it is hiding in the dark….
I decide to do this like a man…errr…cat…ANYWAY. I walk into the cage, to find out what the thing is.
Antonio's POV
Romano just went into the cage…there is a part of me screaming to close the door, but I'm not that much of an asshole. Oh! He's coming out with my new friend!
Romano's POV
I have conquered the turtle that was hiding in the cage! I have to let this bastard know who's the master of this house and that is me! Romano the adorable fucking kitten! And this turtle will not get in the way of it! Mnyah!
"Romano! This is Carlos! My teacher (not therapist, teacher) said to get another pet! So I got a turtle! I remembered this one time, Lovi and I were in a restaurant and…oh." Antonio seems to run out of happiness at the remembrance of Lovino. "Ah, lo siento, Romano, but I'm just going to go lie down for a bit. Don't kill Carlos!" Like I'm gonna kill a turtle! Psh! That's just….ah, who the fuck am I kidding, I'd probably try, at least.
But, I am kinda worried about that idiot.
And of course when I walk into the room, I find him punching a wall. Great. Not only is this bastard suffering from apparent depression at the loss of his family and boyfriend (I assume that is what Lovino is to him), the guy also seems to suffer from anger problems. I decide to just sit back and watch him.
Maybe another mouse will help…
Antonio's POV
My hand stings a bit after punching the wall. No matter what I do, I keep thinking about Lovi, mi tomate. I can't NOT think about him, everything reminds me of him! I have to be crazy for comparing a kitten to him. And I can't help getting mad every time I do it, either.
Speaking of…said kitten is rubbing around my legs. "Aw! Romano came to make me feel better!"
Romano's POV
"Bullshit! I did not! I was just worried you would kill yourself and I would starve, idiota! That is all!" And, as usual the idiot didn't even understand what the hell I said, so he just starts rubbing his face against mine. Fuck you, I ain't gonna get you another mouse now!
I squirm to get out of his hold. When I do get out, I jump onto his shoulder, and from there his head. Because I want to, dammit!
A sudden knock on the door makes him head to the living room to answer it.
Antonio's POV
"Ah! Feliciano! What are you doing here?" I ask him. I notice that he is looking at Romano on my head.
"I just wanted to see how you were doing, Tonio!"
I raise an eyebrow at that. "Really? Are you sure that's it?"
Feli sighs slightly. "No. I just wanted to come talk. I'm just kinda…"
"Ah, I get it. Come on it, I guess. Romano and I are listening."
Romano's POV
…Did he have to say it like that? Really? Fucking realling?!
A/N: And that's it for now!
Before I forget, I got this little thing right here: My blog for stories and such!
I'll post stuff on there, like some stuff about the stories, their inspirations, stuff about characters, drawings, etc.
Anyway, leave a review, and I'll see you next week. Bye bye!