Chapter 4 - Back in The Days
After drinking the elixir of Brainwash, Harry, Ron & Hermione rush to their next class. It was all like nothing had happened during their time with Snape. Harry & Ron rush to get the last table and made it first. Hermione came and sat on right of harry.
Snape begins "I am Snape, the Potions Master. Welcome to Potions Class."
Ron then screams" Yay Potions".
"Hello Snape, What are we going to learn today professor?"Asks Hermione
"The beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with the shimmering fumes"
"Oh not this again" Harry replies
"The delicate power of liquids that creep though human veins"
"EEEEWWWW" Ron answers in a disgusted voice
"Bewitching the mind & snaring the senses"
"AAUUURRRGGGHHH" Hermione shivers as if it was cold
"I can teach you how to bottle faint"
"Nah don't need it" Harry answers
"Poo mixing"
"Oh la la" Ron replies happily.
"Even put a stop to Death"
"NO you can't" Harry shouts
"I can teach the powers of mystical fluids"
"EErrrhhh okay "Replies Harry anxiously
"Enchanted juice...Wizard liquids"
"WOW "Ron sarcastically responds
Snape then changes his mood with a happy grin. He talks with a strengthen voice as if extremely manly but he continues to talk but changes a little to the subject of women...
"The cool feminine curves of a potions flask"
"Go on" Says Hermione
"The titty-lating smell of the fresh elixir"
"Is this it"? Harry asks randomly
"I can teach you how to pickle victory"
"Pickle bictorii?"Ron asks
"How to secrete success"
"Oh My" Hermione says in a shocked voice
"Even score with hot babes!"
"Oh righ...Wait what? You can do that" Harry asks rapidly.
Snape smiles and calls out "Class dismissed"
"Wait, Wait hang on, Hot Babes? I need to learn more" Harry says
"Ssshhhooo Mr Potter"
"Teach Me" Harry begs
"No, Shad oodles off to your next class young man"
As the class is quiets and empty, Snape turns back and packs his thing, when Professor Dumbledore comes in and talks about the class a little before asking a few questions.
"So what is it you want?"
"I need to borrow some wizard liquids"
"I'm fresh out sir"
"How about enchanted juice"
"Nope"
"Uummm what about Expired Gorilla Milk?"
"Oh that has no magical properties ...sir."
Dumbledore fresh out of his mind, changes his mind to something else in Snape's potion list but soon forgets and says...
"Oh Dam, Snapeadoodle it's done a wonder on my bowels."
"Okay...Whatever, this way"...to be continued
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