A/N: MelloSayu, because it is so loved. Sorry InnocentMuffin – I know you don't like MelloSayu (WHY?! WHYYYYYY?!) but eh ;D

AND SAYUNEAR. I love that one. I'm so happy it's been requested because I lovelovelove it. But I forgot about it. Which was stupid.

I remember there being a really nice SayuNear fanfiction out there...but I forgot what it was called. Damn. Anyway, on to MelloSayu. I tried to keep it light at first, but when I got to the unbinding part (you'll see) I sorta went...well, some disturbing stuff can be excused, right?

Right?

Mello decided that giving Kira's sister something to do wasn't the worst idea. In fact, it would be good, because then he didn't have watch her staring at the ground dejectedly.

He would have the other mafia thugs watch her through the monitors, but the way they leered at her was disgusting. Not that he cared. He doesn't.

So, after asking around (in a manly, strong voice of course) he managed to get out some scrap paper and crayons. He had no idea where the crayons came from, but Mello didn't think he wanted to know.

He tossed them on the floor next to her. The poor girl simply faced up at him sadly. Like some little lost puppy dog.

Grumbling, he harshly ripped apart the bonds so that they rubbed roughly against her wrists. Her hiss was muffled by the gag, but her hands were free.

Before she could even mumble a 'thank you' (although, she wondered if she really had to) the blond boy had already stomped his way out of the room.

A few hours later, Mello found that Sayu had become extremely immersed in drawing. She drew random things – a halloween pumpkin, a valentines day card, a birthday present...maybe they weren't so random. But he didn't say anything until she was drawing something that was green, and resembled..

...mistletoe.

"Why are you drawing mistletoe?" he suddenly demanded, another one of his impulsive urges taking over him. A part of him berated himself.

"The first time I kissed my boyfriend was under the mistletoe," she replied calmly, though her voice was cracked.

"Tch. How cliché."

"It was romantic," she found herself muttering.

"And I bet cheesy as hell."

"It was -" she sighed. "I don't need to talk to you."

"You're right. You don't."

His response caused her to look a little disappointed, and she continued drawing.

"You're really bad at drawing."

"Yeah, well, I may be no Linda Portwood -" Mello's eyebrows shot up amusingly at this "- but it's not like I'm drawing them to please others." When she heard herself retort defensively like that, she cowered little, flushing. Is it really in my best interest to talk like that to my kidnapper? Of course not!

"You're funny."

Sayu blushed harder. So he found her funny.

"Yeah – well – you're mean."

All the response she got was amplified snickering. It was a little eerie.

She sighed. "How I would dream for another romantic kiss like that..." Sayu stopped drawing and found herself daydreaming of roses, candles and a beautiful romantic sunset.

And there he was. The perfect guy.

Without a face. Because he didn't exist.

Yet.

Sayu opened her eyes from her dreaming and found a guy right in front of her. She almost screamed until she collected herself, reminding her mouth that again, this kind of thing wasn't in her best interest.

So she settled with her eyes widened to the size of hockey balls as she tried to deal with the blond boy staring right at her.

He's not going to rape you, he's not going to rape – my God, he kidnapped me, of course he's going to rape me! She squeaked, and...

It made him grin.

Which was rather disturbing.

"Wh-what are you doing?"

"You said you wanted a romantic kiss." He sounded a little irritated, but then again, so was she.

"Yeah – but not with my kidnapper! And there's no mistletoe." She mumbled the last sentence.

Mello swiftly took the drawing of the mistletoe and lifted it above their heads. Sayu stared up at it before she stared at him. He covered up every inch of her sight, and she found herself paralysed, unable to back away. He leaned closer, saying in a low voice, "There is now."

He kissed her roughly, and Sayu was so startled she couldn't even think. Her hands clenched firmly, when she realised she was enjoying it, with her kidnapper, which was...

'Kind of hot.'

Sayu's mouth parted at that thought and she immediately shoved him away. He landed on his behind, and for a second she thought that he'd stand up, grab a handful of hair and throw her to the wall...

But instead he just started laughing.

She fingered her lips (which were a little bruised – he was the most possessive kisser she'd ever experienced) before she finally asked, "Wh – why are you laughing?"

Mello only laughed harder, and when he finally stopped he said, almost in an incredulous voice, "I just kissed Kira's sister." He wondered if L ever did this before - something completely and utterly...unexpected.

Sayu frowned. She didn't like it when he called her brother Kira. "I – he's not – what?"

"Kira," he growled, although it was more of a happy growl, if there was such a thing. "is going to be so pissed."

When she didn't say anything to him, giving him a look that said 'are-you-sure-you're-right-in-the-head?' he stood up in a swift movement.

"By the way – your dad's picking you up tomorrow. You might want to try covering that." Mello flashed her a mischevious grin as he tapped twice on his bottom lip (to which Sayu responded by covering her own mouth with her hands) before walking away lazily, as if he were on top of the world.

Sayu pouted as she poked her lower lip in frustration, wondering if all Germans were like this.

Hehehe.

Long...er. I didn't like this one that much, though. My heart was telling me ANGST but my brain was telling me FLUFF. So it didn't come out that well.

Sorry if Mello was OOC! I really, really tried. I really tried hard. I was a bit worried that Sayu was too casual in her situation, but I decided that nothing would really work if she acted like a frightened little thing that gets raped every three hours. Plus, you know, fluff.

Yay.

This kinds of inspires me to do some angsty Mello/Sayu. I mean, why not?

NOTE: I reckon Mello's German (Mihael Keehl is German, I think), which is my interpretation, so I'm sorry if other people reckon he's...Russian, or British or...yeah. Sorry.

ANOTHER NOTE: OMG YOU GUYS LINDA IS IN THE CHARACTER FILTER HVGE$)TY()$#Y%)#%&)#*& SQUEEE -IMPLODE-

I'm so totally doing a Linda/Someone next chapter. Come on guys - bring it on!