The Avengers entered the book store, looking at the wide variety of books that lined the shelves all over. People walked by them, not paying attention to them at all. Natasha turned around. "Okay guys," she started, "we're going to make this fast. I just need to grab a few things. Thor, don't get too far out of sight. Please. Remember what happened last time?"

Thor grinned sheepishly.

After Natasha finished giving him the Stare, she turned to the rest of the group. "Okay guys. Remember the rules we've had to establish while we're in stores."

The group sent glances at each other. Tony snickered at the memories.

Natasha gave him the Stare as well before saying, "Okay, group. Let's split up."

Clint immediately grabbed Natasha as they headed off in one direction. Steve wandered off by himself. Tony and Bruce started going towards the physics section. Thor was attracted to the escalator. He stepped onto it, chuckling to himself as it carried him up.

When he stepped off, he wandered through the aisles, looking at the different books. He stopped when he saw a book that caught his eye. "Why, it is me!" he said, picking up the book. The book's title read NORSE MYTHOLOGY: THE GODS, THE LEGENDS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

Frowning, he wondered out loud, "Mythology?" He opened up the book and started reading. After a few minutes, he looked up. "We are not legends!" he said rather loudly. Everybody in other aisles peeked their heads around or above shelves to see who said that. Thor furiously read on.

Meanwhile, downstairs, Natasha looked up. "Did you just hear Thor?" she asked Clint.

"Hmm?" Clint said, distracted with the book he was reading.

"I said, did you just hear—is that a manga?"

Clint quickly put down the book. "No."

Natasha raised an eyebrow.

Clint got defensive. "They're good, I'm telling you!"

Natasha chuckled to herself and kept reading.

Upstairs, Thor got even madder. "What is this trash?" he spat. "Lies! They are feeding lies to the poor Midgardians!"

He threw the book against the shelf and grabbed Mjölnir. "I'll show those people what's legendary!" Outside, the world grew dark as thunder cracked overhead. The ceiling shook. People looked up and started running.

"The ceiling is going to collapse!" somebody screamed. Tony and Bruce stopped debating over a quantum theory and watched the people run.

Bruce closed his eyes. "Who's the one person we know that summons thunderstorms when he's angry?"

Tony shrugged. "Hmm. All I know is a man who turns into a ferocious green monster when he gets angry."

Bruce opened his eyes just to roll them.

Steve jumped off the escalator as Tony and Bruce were talking, running over to where Thor's head stuck out of the shelves. "Thor!" he cried. "Don't!"

Just as he reached Thor, lightning struck through the ceiling and hit the shelf, blowing the thing up. Fragments and pages flew all over, hitting random people on the head and the arms shielding their heads.

When it was all over, Tony and Bruce were hiding behind the remains of the quantum physics shelf. Steve's clothes were charred, and Thor was standing there, breathing heavily with Mjölnir still pointed at the ceiling.

The store remained silent as Natasha stormed up the escalator.

Thor gulped. "I believe I will be seeing you in a week," he told Steve, turning away.

"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?" Natasha screamed.

Steve patted Thor's shoulder. "It was nice knowing you."

Natasha stomped over. "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BEHAVING?" she shouted as Steve snuck over to Tony and Bruce.

"Ha, she's going to murder him," Tony said, amused.

"What if she really does?" Bruce asked nervously.

They all stood there fearfully, remembering that she was one of the best secret agents out there.

Clint sat behind a shelf below, giggling at the manga he was reading, oblivious to what just happened.