Well here you are, the three chapter that I have been to lazy to put up/write.

Chapter Three - Holy Hell

It was satisfying to stuff that hand full of food in Sasuke's face, not to mention insanely amusing.

"What the hell did you do that for?" Sasuke said enraged.

"Revenge." Naruto answered simply.

" Is that so?" Sasuke said picking up some discarded food that had flown under the table, "Then this is for 'revenge' also."

Food crushed into Naruto's face and hair. It even went up his nose as he struggled against Sasuke's hand. Naruto was ready for retaliation which lead to a wrestling match of food under the table. They hadn't even realize that the noise had died down, and it was mostly silent. Silent expect for heels clicking on the tiles.

"What are you two doing under there?" Tsundae implored angrily.

"Uh…" Naruto stammered

"Nothing of any great consequence." Sasuke said plainly.

"I would say so. It look as if you two were on a war path." Tsundae who was the principal refuted.

"Not a war path. No, more like Revenge." Sasuke replied easily.

"Tsundae," Naruto said taking attention off Sasuke, "what kind of trouble are we in?"

"Big trouble, dear" Tsundae said ignoring Sasuke's huff of disbelieve, " you two were involved in a food fight."

"What is our punishment? cuz you know I can't do detention on the weekends." Naruto said quickly so Sasuke couldn't hear but of course he heard.

"You're not arguing about it. You mean you guys started the food fight?" She asked Naruto.

Naruto would never turn in Kiba. Not on his life. If Sasuke turns Kiba in, I'll kill him…

"Technically, it was an accident, revenge situation in which chaos ensued." was all Sasuke said.

"Well, you punishment is to clean this mess and one days detention. Is that fair?" Tsundae stated more than asked. "you will clean it up immediately after you change. Is that understood?"

They both nodded and then head for their room one right after another. Neither one spoke to each other as they changed and showered, but once they were cleaning the blame was hard not to vocalize.

"It's your fault we have to clean this mess." Naruto blamed Sasuke for everything.

"I am very certain that I am not totally to blame for this mess." Sasuke said as he stopped wiping up tables and look at Naruto.

"You are so to blame." he continued, " you pushed me into Kiba."

"Kiba?" Sasuke asked slightly confused.

"My friend that yelled 'food fight'." Naruto imitated him as he stopped cleaning a sat on a clean bench.

"Hn." was all the acknowledgment Sasuke gave. "I didn't push you. I was knocked into you." he as if that ended the conversation.

"Whatever, that's just what you want me to believe, but I don't." Naruto said venomously.

"What is my reason for lying?" Sasuke said defensively.

"I don't know, but it's probably sick and twisted. Just like you."

"Sick and twist am I …. Well, we will just have to see about that." He said quietly to himself smirking.

"What? I didn't catch that." Naruto said loudly and rather rudely.

"Oh, nothing. Nothing." Sasuke said as he move closer to Naruto by pick up some garbage that happen to within five feet of him. But since the argument/wrestling match happen, Sasuke didn't dare go within ten feet of Naruto. He was really pushing his luck doing this though. Naruto didn't like Sasuke getting closer especially after the "room" incident as Naruto had dubbed it. Naruto start to back away but he soon bump into a wall.

"What are you doing, Teme? Naruto asked as he hit the wall that was covered in "food fight carnage."

"Just cleaning," he said ever moving closer to Naruto while picking up stray pieces of trash. As Sasuke got nearer, Naruto became more unsettled.

"What the HELL?" Naruto said as Sasuke got within arm's reach.

"What Naruto? Are you afraid of me?" Sasuke leered as he reached a place a foot in front of Naruto.

"Leave Me The Fuck Alone!" Naruto shouted fiercely and tried to duck out of the barricade. Sasuke was excepting this, and he block Naruto by putting his arms on either side of Naruto. Naruto heart was beating ten times as fast as normally. He was probably going to have a heart attack for all the shit Sasuke does to him.

"Why would I leave you alone when you are so hot?" Sasuke said as he move his arm so that his hand held Naruto's face. Naruto just stared at Sasuke. Sasuke took his silence as a " go ahead" , and went for it by inching his head closer to Naruto's.

All Naruto smelled was the scent of Sasuke, light cologne and Lava soap. It was intoxicating making him feel light headed. Even though his head was under Sasuke spell his body wasn't. His arms lifted up to push Sasuke away, but Sasuke wouldn't budge. His head said go, but his body no.

"No, Sasuke. Stop." Naruto said not the least bit convincing. As Naruto said Stop, Sasuke crushed his lips to Naruto's. Naruto moaned into Sasuke's mouth as if he had been wanting this to happen. Sasuke's tongue asked ever so politely for entrance into Naruto's mouth.

"It was probably the gentlest kiss I have ever had" Naruto thought, "but it's Sasuke."

"Hmm.. Mmm.. Bmmm." Naruto words were blocked Sasuke's mouth. Naruto pushed against Sasuke in an attempt to escape. He didn't escape Sasuke's grasp, they were no longer kissing. Sasuke moved attention to Naruto's neck, kissing and biting it.

"Sasuke, Stop." Naruto panted.

"Why?" Sasuke asked stopping only to say it then returning to his neck.

"Get The Fuck OFF HIM." But Sasuke really didn't have a choice, the guy that had said it grab him and threw him into the wall which hurt.

" Are you ok, Naruto?" He asked concerned.

He was surprisingly strong for his size, he was kind of small, Sasuke noted, with red hair. No, not the normal red hair…. Dyed red hair but it seemed natural on him.

"Yeah, I am totally fine, Gaara." Naruto replied and with that Gaara turned toward I Sasuke.

" He Said Stop, Motherfucker." and then processed to punch Sasuke in the nose.

"No, Gaara. You will get expelled." Naruto said and grab his shoulder, "Come on, lets leave. You don't need more trouble."

Naruto and Gaara headed for their favorite place to relax, the roof. Classes just got done for break so they weren't missing anything, but they wouldn't care if they did. Naruto knew that Tsundae wouldn't care if they blow off class if they had a good reason. She was basically a ethical push over slash lawyer. Prove your point or reason and your off the hook and Naruto knew that Tsundae would do anything to make Naruto happy.

When they reach the roof, Naruto set in on Gaara. "What do you think you were doing?"

"I was saving you!" Gaara exclaimed.

"You don't need to save me! I am a big boy. I can handle myself!"

"You weren't handling yourself!" Gaara said very considered.

"I was too," Naruto said definitely.

"So what you call 'handling yourself' is letting Sasuke walk or kiss all over you? I don't think so."

"Just because you think you have to be my knight in shining armor, doesn't mean I want you to be, and another thing what were you doing in the Food Court anyways. You should have been in class and I don't want to be the cause of your expulsion. You know I couldn't handle that kind of guilt…. You know what it would do to me? Do you?"

"Who are you talking to, Naruto?" Naruto turned around not to find Gaara but to find Shika pulling out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.

"I was talking to Gaara, but he obviously walk out on me." Naruto said slightly irritated.

"Seems like something that Gaara would do" Shika said lazily, "FYI, there is band practice tonight at eleven in Kiba's room."

"Yeah, I will be there. But as for right now, I am going to find Gaara and give him a big kick in his ass for making me look like an idiot."

"No need. You look like a idiot all by yourself." Shika took a drag on his cigarette.

"Shut the fuck up and smoke your cigarette." Naruto said as he walk to the stair door.

Sasuke surveyed the mess that was lift in the Food Court. 'Wow, what a mess!' he thought, ' I shouldn't have to clean this up!'

'Shut up, complaining is a useless habit that I wish to take no part of.' he mentally yelled at himself.

'I wonder if Naruto will every talk to me again.'

'What do you care if Naruto ever talks to you? You were born to be alone.'

'You sound like my father, why do I even "talk" to you?'

"Wow, this looks great" Tsundae complemented.

"What?" Sasuke looked around confused.

"I said this place looks amazing, but where is Naruto? Wasn't he supposed to help you?" Tsundae questioned.

"Yes, and he did, but there wasn't that much to finish so I said he could go while I finished up," Sasuke covered.

"How thoughtful of you, and they said you were antisocial," Tsundae replied, "Well, you can go. Your classes won't start until tomorrow, but Naruto better be in his next class, or so help me god."

"Yes, ma'am." Sasuke said as he left the Food Court.

'Man, I need a smoke.' he thought as he exited the door leading to the outside.

Nearly, the whole school was outside on such a lovely day during break. He saw the two girls that harassed him this morning talking to some guy in wearing sunglasses. He hurried along hoping the two girls wouldn't spot him. Luckily, he made it to an entrance that lead to the Grand Hallway. He headed back for his room when he ran into Kiba, the guy from this morning who started the food fight.

"What fuck did you run into me for?" Kiba said angrily.

"What?" Sasuke said confused, "Why would I have a purpose for running into you? It was an accident! Why can't you people understand that concept?"

Sasuke left before Kiba could respond. He worked his way up the stairs to the elevator which doesn't open on the main floor. He took the elevator back to his room on the 5th floor. As he walked down the hallway he saw his room door ajar. Wondering why it was like that, he stepped in. He saw that the room was a disaster. Not at all how they had left it. Finally, he found the culprit.

"What are you doing in here?"

A/N: You can thank xXAIDSXx for me putting this up... And some other people but they are not worth mention