Hogwarts Chat Rooms

by siriuslives394

Hogwarts gets a budget raise. Because of this, they decide to modernize! A bunch of teen students and teachers, each with their own Internet connection. Not a pretty picture. The story says complete, but it doesn't end till I run out of ideas.

4. Polyjuice Potion Experience Chat Room

Polyjuice Potion Experience Chat Room

gryffie34ever has joined the chat.

bookworm500 has joined the chat.

bookwormgrangerheart 3 has joined the chat.

gryffie4ever: Hi Hermione and Ron!

bookworm500: Is it really wise for us to be in here?

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Why wouldn't it be?

gryffie4ever: ... Why do you think Ron?

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Is it booby-trapped? Oh my god! HERMIONE! USE HARRY AS A SHIELD!

gryffie4ever: Well, I feel loved. .

bookworm500: Ronald! Apologize! And, FYI, this is a chat room for people with Polyjuice experience. If we're caught in here...

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Sorry Harry... Y'know I didn't mean it...

gryffie4ever: Hm.

lemondropsaremygod has joined the chat.

gryffie4ever: Uh... Hi Professor.

lemondropsaremygod: Good afternoon Mr. Potter. What an interesting place to find you.

bookworm500: We can explain Professor!

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Yeah! We were trying to find out who the heir of Slytherin was, so we used Polyjuice Potion in second year!

lemondropsaremygod: I shall pretend that I did not hear that.

gryffie4ever: Thanks Professor.

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bookwormgrangerheart 3: Malfoy? What the hell are you doing here?

lemondropsaremygod: Language, Mr. Weasley.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Sorry.

gryffie4ever: When have you had experience with Polyjuice Potion, Malfoy?

malfoyjr: Well, this time is second year something happened. You and Weasley broke into the Slytherin common room and interrogated me!

bookworm500: You knew that was them?

malfoyjr: You underestimate my intelligence, Granger. It doesn't take a genius to notice Crabbe and Goyle turning into Potter and the Weasel.

lemondropsaremygod: I shall pretend that I heard nothing of the previous conversation.

malfoyjr: cough FAVORITISM cough

gryffie4ever: Hey!

lemondropsaremygod: Also, to prevent myself from hearing any other things that I'd just pretend that I didn't hear, I shall leave.

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bookwormgrangerheart 3: Thanks, Malfoy.

malfoyjr: Anytime.

gryffie4ever: I'm leaving.

gryffie4ever has left the chat.

bookworm500: Me too.

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bookwormgrangerheart 3: Asshole.

bookwormgrangerheart 3 has left the chat.

malfoyjr: Wait till my father hears about this...