Author's Note: So I bit my sister yesterday and made her bleed so she's not talking to me. Win. I also asked my friend if I could bite her. Her response? "If you can catch me," which inspired this little intro thing! Ah, love you all~! Ah, Calandra…always aims for the crotch. Some bad language. In addition, anybody have any ideas on what Calandra's weapon should be? I have one idea but I want to know what readers as YOU might want to see Calandra used. So far, I've considered a Bo and a Whip but that's sort of Dino's thing. Sorry this took so long, I was a bit depressed…you would too if you found out your guy friend/crush was gay…T.T not that I have anything against gays it's just…he was so cute! But he's gay so…there's no hope for us as a couple…Sexual Reference and Bad Language! Beware! Now R&R&M about my attempt at humor/comedy!

[Chapter 4. Many Encounters with the Demon]

Sunlight seeped through the window above my bed along with the sounds of birds chirping merrily to their own tune. I groaned while pulling the covers over my sore and cold body. Stretching sore muscles, I cracked open a few of my eyelids revealing mint orbs to glance at the alarm clock which sat on the night table to the left of my bed.

10:45am

Nodding at the time, I pulled the covers over my head once more and closed my eyes, trying to drift back to sleep after last night.

Wait a minute…

Throwing the covers off my body, I sat up and turned my head to look at the clock.

10:46am

"…Being late to school on my second day is probably a very bad impression," I murmured thoughtfully as I just stared at the clock with tired eyes.

Sitting up in bed, I stretched my arms before rubbing my sore neck.

"That old lady made me clean the whole shrine just because I couldn't put on my furisode in five minutes," I grumbled angrily as I made my way to the bathroom for a relaxing bath. "I'm already two hours late. What's the point in rushing?" I questioned no one in particular.

Going into the bathroom, I did all my morning necessities before taking a nice and relaxing bath. Feeling my muscles relax and the knots in my shoulders unwind, I let out a content sigh while wriggling my toes. Once finished, I went towards my room and got dressed in my school uniform before looking through my bag to make sure I had all my homework.

Once satisfied, I headed downstairs to the kitchen and took out an apple while taking out the bento Mamma had prepared for me last night. Putting the bento in my bag, I exited the house without a goodbye as Mamma was probably sleeping still. By the time, I reached the school grounds I was only left with the core of my apple. Throwing the apple core in a nearby trash bin, I walked in past the school gates and made my way to the entrance.

"Herbivore," a cold voice drawled from behind, halting my movement. "You're late. For that, I'll bite you to death," the same voice threatened as I turned around to see Hibari.

"Mah, you're the boy from yesterday," I stated bored as he glared at me.

"I still have to bite you to death for yesterday and you still have blonde hair. For that, I'll bite you twice as hard," Hibari stated menacingly as my lips twitched upward in a smirk.

"This is my real hair color Hibari-San, honest. I'd show you proof but I'm saving that for my Husband when I get married," I drawled in a sickly-sweet tone as a small smirk curved on my lips while Hibari ran forward to swipe me over the head with his tonfa.

"That was inappropriate Herbivore," he said as I moved my body to the side, evading the attack. "For that, I'll just have to bite you harder," he murmured as he swung for another attack.

Bending down a bit, I was able to dodge the attack narrowly before I punched my palm against his chest causing him to grunt a bit as we took a few steps backwards.

"Only if you can catch me Hibari-San," I teased as I tried to kick his crotch only to have his tonfa slam into my shin, which made me hop backwards a bit while he charged forward.

Seeing the attack, I rose up my right hand and caught his right tonfa with my bare hands earning a small glare from him. Ignoring the stinging feeling the tonfa caused, I moved to do the same with my other hand only to have my right arms twisted behind my back along with my left and a foot kicking behind my knees. This action caused both my knees to bend and collide with the ground as cold metal pressed against my throat. My breath hitched in my throat as I felt a body up against my back and hot breath fanning across my ear. Glancing from the corner of my eyes, I saw Hibari's face next to mine, his lips curved into a menacing smirk and a daunting gleam in his eyes.

"I'm goanna bite you hard, Herbivore," he murmured as I tensed a bit before relaxing.

"Go ahead," I taunted with a slight nod of my head. "I dare-Ah!" I squeaked as he bit my neck. Hard.

I tilted my head toward the side of my neck that Hibari was biting in an attempt to try to push him away. This proved as a futile effort for he just bit down harder causing me to squeak and squirm until he wrapped both his arms around me to stop my squirming. After a few minutes, Hibari released his grip on my neck only to find another spot to bite down on, causing me to hold down a small whimper.

"Oh? Am I interrupting something?" an amused high-pitched voice questioned as I turned my head to see Reborn standing right next to me. "Ciaossu," Reborn greeted as he eyed the position Hibari and I was in. "I can always come back later if you're busy," he smirked as I grunted while squirming around a bit.

"What do you want Baby?" Hibari questioned as blood dripped from his mouth to my neck, my blood.

"I just wanted to know Calandra-Chan's answer but I see that you two are…busy," Reborn stated as amusement danced across his eyes like fire. "Come to the rooftop during lunch to give me your answer Calandra-Chan," he said while walking away leaving me with Hibari.

"Nhg," I groaned as I struggled around enough so that I now face Hibari, our noses and forehead touching at the close proximity we were in. "Let me or go I'll bite you," I threatened with a glared as I managed to free my arms from behind my back and bring them to try to push away Hibari.

"Did you just threaten me Herbivore?" Hibari questioned I glared.

"Like hell I did," I growled defiantly as I pushed Hibari so that I was lying on top of him. "Now let me go," I struggled as he rolled over so he that he hovered over me.

"I'm not finished biting you to death yet Herbivore," Hibari growled as he bent his head low, causing me to bend up my right knee so that it brushed up against Hibari's crotch.

"Bite me again and you might not be able to have kids," I threatened as my glare intensified.

"Hn, not bad…" Hibari smirked, amusement dancing within his sharp metallic blue orbs. "You're quite an interesting Herbivore," he stated before he stood up and walked away while I slowly sat up. "Now get to class," he stated as I stood up, dusting off the dirt that had gotten on my uniform before picking up my bag and making my way to the nurse to get those bites checked on.

With a grumble, I entered the school and looked for the nurses' office. As I was walking through the halls, I heard a crash and loud bangs followed by a scream coming from the room next to me. Opening the door, I took a glimpse inside to see three boys being ganged up by five boys who all wore the same outfit. Black straight leg slacks, black loafers, white button up shirt and a black jacket with a red armband around their upper left arm with 'Disciplinary Committee' written in golden kanji. They all had their black hair jelled forward into a shape that reminded me of a torpedo and that King of Rock n Roll's hairstyle put in one. The five boys all turned towards me as I fully slid the door open.

"Well, look who we have here," one cooed as I placed my hand over the little 'presents' Hibari was so kind to leave me. "A little rebel with blonde hair."

"We'll just have to wash that out for you," another said as he took a drag of his cigarette.

Slowly, the group of boys started to close in like a predator on its prey. With a groan, I placed my bag down and gingerly grazed my finger over the sore bite marks on my neck before turning my hand into a fist and punching the closest guy in the chest. He instantly went down as another charged, earning a hard kick in the crotch. Grabbing that area, the male fell to the ground with a thud and a groan as he curled up in a fetal position. Glaring at the other three, I jumped up and managed to butterfly kick another in the face, poke one guy's pressure point, sending him unconscious, and roundhouse kicked the last in the face.

All fell to the ground with a thud as I looked up at the three boys. The shortest one had spiky brunette hair and large brown eyes, a look of shock covering his innocent and frail looking face. The tallest of the three had short spiky black hair and mocha eyes that contrasted nicely to the large grin on his face. The last boy has chin length messy grey hair, that reminded me of an octopus, and bright green eyes narrowed in a glare once his eyes meet my mint ones. They all wore the school's male uniform and took in my appearance.

"What are you doing here woman?" Octopus Head snapped as I gave him a bored look.

"You're welcome for beating up those punks Octopus-San…" I drawled with sarcasm as I looked at the short brunette boy. "Do you know where the nurse's office is? Some guy bit me," I said revealing my bite marks.

"Hiie~" the brunette exclaimed as his whole face turned red.

"Oi! Don't embarrass the 10th with your sex life woman!" Octopus Head exclaimed with a irk mark. "And I'm not an octopus!"

"Like I'd have a sex life with that biting jerk who keeps calling me an Herbivore!" I scowled with a glare. "And I doubt that boy could please a girl. He's so cocky, it's like he's making up for something down there if you know what I mean!" I snapped as the black haired boy laughed, even though he probably didn't know what I was talking about, while the brunette turned an even darker shade of red with a look of fear crossing his face.

"H-Hibari-San!" the boy exclaimed as I growled.

"Yeah, that's his name," I grumbled as the brunette shook his head.

"Herbivore," a cold voice growled lowly from behind causing a look of exasperation to cross my face.

"Oh fuck me," I mumbled darkly as I turned around to see Hibari.

If looks could kill, I'd drop dead from the look he's giving me.

"You seem to have beaten up my men," he stated as he just glanced at them. "Pathetic Herbivores can't even look after the Reception Room correctly," he then turned his attention to me. "I thought I told you to get to class Herbivore."

"You can't tell me what to do," I growled as I took step forward to glare at him.

"Ah Calandra-Chan, so nice to see you," I heard Reborn's voice greet as I turned my head to see him sitting down on one of the single chairs across from the couch that sat in the middle of the room. "So have you got an answer?" he questioned as he too a sip if his coffee.

"I'll do it," I answered, forgetting that Hibari was right next to me and that we were just about to get into another fight.

"Eh? Reborn what's going on? Who is she?" the boy questioned with confusion as Reborn took a sip of his coffee.

"Dame-Tsuna, meet Romano Calandra. She's going to be your Snow Guardian," Reborn smirked.

"R-Reborn! I thought we'd agree to involving no more people in the mafia!" the boy who Reborn indicated as 'Dame-Tsuna' exclaimed.

"Calandra-Chan, this is your boss, Sawada Tsunayoshi the Vongola Decimo," Reborn stated, ignoring Tsunayoshi's previous sentence.

"Reborn!"

"Nice to meet you Boss," I nodded my head as I bowed slightly. "I hope you shall find me to be adequate as your Snow Guardian," I said as I straightened myself out. "Now if you excuse me I must go to the nurse's office and get these bites checked," I glowered as I glanced at Hibari from the corner of my eyes.

"The nurse's office is on the first floor next to the Principle's office," Reborn informed.

With a nod, I exited the 'Reception Room' as Hibari called it and headed for the nurse's office just as the bell rang. Students exiting their classrooms only to gasp in shock and stand against the wall as I passed by in the halls, much to my happiness. After a few minutes of searching, I finally found the nurse's office and knocked on the door.

"Come in!" a happy voice called as I entered the room to see a young and blonde American lady sitting behind a desk in a white nurse outfit. "What can I do for ya?" she questioned with a thick American accent.

"…Yeah…" I stated wearily as I gave her a bored look, her cheerful façade not breaking through. "I got bit by some boy so-"

"Rough sex eh? Ah…to be a teenager again~!" the nurse chimed happily as she let out a dreamy sigh. "Hmm, just you wait. I'll go get some bandages and wrap those presents your boyfriend left you," she winked before she skipped to a cabinet, swaying her hips to a tune as she rummaged through various cabinets and drawers.

My right eye twitched uncontrollably as I glared at the oblivious bubbly nurse. After a few more moments of rummaging, the nurse let out a happy giggle before motioning me to sit on the little cot pushed up against the corner of the room. Sitting down, I unbuttoned my shirt as told and let the nurse clean off the blood that had seeped through the wound and wrap the bandage around my neck, chatting about her boyfriend and how crazy they where when she was my age, which was probably three years ago.

"There you go! Good as new!" she exclaimed as I stood up and buttoned up my slightly blood stained shirt. "Oh hun' gimmie that shirt it's all dirty. Here's a spare one, you can put this on and bring this home for your mum to clean for ya," she smiled while tossing me the new shirt.

"Thanks," I grumbled as I switched shirts and put the slightly bloodied one in my bag while making my leave.

"Oh! Wait!" the nurse exclaimed as she rummaged through her purse. "Where is it? I just bought some last night…" the nurse trailed before she paused in her movements and let out a shy giggle as her cheeks turned a rosy color before returning to her search. "Ah hah! Found you~!" the nurse giggled before she approached me, her pumps making a clacking noise against the white titled floor. "Here you go. Something to used next time you meet with your boyfriend. Its boysenberry flavored~" the nurse winked at me as she placed the item in my hand.

"…A condom…?" I questioned as I glared at her. "You're giving me a condom…" I stated as the nurse nodded her head before opening the door and guiding me out.

"We don't want any teen pregnancies! That'd give the school a bad name and then you'd have Hibari-Sama beating you up and you just might get miscarriage!" she exclaimed before she waved. "Have a nice day! Don't forget about safe sex!" she waved before shutting the door leaving an aggravated me in the halls.

"I'm still a virgin!" I screamed as I threw the purple condom at the door, letting it fall to the ground before turning around and getting back to class.

"Littering is against the rules Herbivore," a familiar voice called as I let out a tired sigh before turning to see Hibari picking up the condom. "So is yelling in the halls and the possession of a condom. I still have to bite you to death for insulting my manhood Herbivore," he smirked with a devious glint as he pulled out his tonfas and got into a fighting position.

"Today is not a very good day is it?" I mumbled to myself with a sigh. "So Hibari-San, are you going to bite me or beat me up?" I inquired as I tossed my bag to the side once more before spreading my legs apart. "And that stupid nurse gave me that condom after telling me of her sex life in high school," I explained as Hibari ran forward to swipe. "It's your entire fault too," I continued as I moved my head to the side, only to feel a stinging pain before jumping away.

Feeling warm liquid run down my cheek, I raised my hand to feel something wet on my cheek. I lowered my hand to see blood on my fingertip before catching the glint of Hibari's tonfa approaching me. Moving out of the way, I watched as the metal tonfa flew right past me, little spikes decorating the tonfa along with my blood.

"I'm going to bite you to death so hard you'll be sent to the hospital Herbivore," Hibari said as I aimed a kick at his crotch but instead got his inner thigh which caused him to send his right tonfa my way.

"I'm a Mafioso Hibari-San," I reminded him as I did a back handspring so that I avoided the attack and could safely examine him. "It won't be that easy to take me down," I said as I looked for an opening only to see none.

"We'll see about that," a dangerous smirk crawled on Hibari's lips as he charged once more.

Bending forward, I managed to dodge the spiked tonfa before wrapping my arms around Hibari's tonfa and tackle him to the ground. Straddling his waits, I managed to pin his hands far apart from each other and use my feet to spread his legs apart. Hibari's eyes narrowed into two slits as I leaned over him a bit due to my position.

"Are you done now?" I questioned with a frown as a sigh followed. "Honestly, I practically skipped the whole school day," I sighed as I hung my head down so that it rested on Hibari's chest, just below his chin. "I should've just stayed home," I muttered, though it was muted by Hibari's chest.

In a second, my back connected with the cold tiled floor of the school and a tonfa was pressed against my throat, the metal spikes gone but the blood still there. Hibari hovered over me, a deathly look on his face as he pressed to tonfa closer to my neck.

"I'm goanna bite you to death-"

"Oh! Sex on the floor? And in front of my-Hibari-Sama!" the nurse exclaimed with a blush as she bowed down in a 90 degree angle. "So sorry to interrupt your time together! It's just that-oh teenagers do love it rough these days…well if you need a condom you know where to find me~!" she chimed as she tossed a condom pack next to me before she slid her office door shut.

"Oh God," I groaned as I rolled my head back. "I'm goanna kill that lady."

"Romano-San! Ah!" Tsunayoshi exclaimed as he came into view, a blush on his cheek.

"Juudaime!" Octopus head called as he skidded to a stop next to Tsunayoshi before looking at Hibari and me, the black haired boy following after.

"My, my Calandra-Chan, Hibari-San. You two just can't keep your hands off each other today, no?" Reborn questioned as I gritted my teeth together.

"What have I gotten myself into?" I complained quietly to myself.

"Haha, is that a balloon?" the black spiky haired boy asked poking to the condom packet. "I've never seen a balloon in a wrapper."

"You idiot! It's obvious that it's a-"

"Gokudera-Kun!" Tsunayoshi exclaimed, embarrassed at what Gokudera was goanna say.

"Sorry-" the final school bell cut off the boy who Tsunayoshi referred to as 'Gokudera' as students exited class to go home.

"Fuck my life," I groaned in Italian as students crowded around Hibari and me, whispering among them.

"Is that Hibari on top of the new girl?"

"Is that a condom next to them?!"

"The new girl's a slut!"

"Man she must be easy."

"I'd tap that ass."

"I betcha I can get her in a day."

"She's a blonde, no wonder."

"I wonder if I can get her to see her real hair color, if you know what I mean,"

I felt suffocated to be surrounded by the large crowd and found it a bit difficult to breath. I tightened my hands in a fist and glared at the crowd in an attempt to scare them away, which worked on some.

"Your crowding Herbivores," Hibari chided as he stood up, both tonfas up.

Quickly, the crowd dispersed, not wanting to face Hibari's wrath. Roughly grabbing my bag, I made a bee-line for home, ignoring all the stares and whispers from the students who saw the little scene. Emitting a low growl and sending a glare, I was able to shut up the students around me, but that still didn't mean it'd be an easy day tomorrow.